Strange and Wonderful Things Happen at Hardcore Husky
Turns out, package fag arrives, I open it up, and BAM! Big Baller status right out of the box! I had to park a Rolex in it to /flex the new status I have achieved. I actually feel more chest hair growing while typing this. Suck it Tom Selleck!
Wow, my first and very own humidor! I must now find a cigar shop somewhere near civilization to get my puff on.
But wait, there's more! Also in the package was another small gift. One I as took as equal parts genuine thoughtfulness and equal parts typical HHB tomfoolerynonsense. That's one word.
Very nice message inside from the entire Doog_Bot clan as well.
I guess we all fuck around and call each other shitheels a lot, but I think it's pretty kick ass to belong to an online community where you can never have met someone face to face (but have sent dick pics for a couple years), and they will shell out for a baby gift and a kick ass humidor. Meant a lot to me, and I am mostly dead inside. Shout out to @UW_Doog_Bot . Cool stuff man. I appreciate it. I am sure CLS will be delighted at the swaddle? blanket. I was onboard with the swaddle, not so much with the blanket. I promise not to use it as the "clean up towel" after I due my duties this evening with CLS.
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that's awesome
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Not in the middle of the nursery, guys
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Swaye said:
So, for any of you who spend time in @YellowSnow 's den of fun, you will know some cigar hawt talk has been occurring there lately. @UW_Doog_Bot has been on me for ages about starting to smoke cigars. Well, he has my address, because "butt stuff," and so today I get a cryptic sext from him showing shipping status on an item. Okay. Fine. Maybe he sent me lube?
Turns out, package fag arrives, I open it up, and BAM! Big Baller status right out of the box! I had to park a Rolex in it to /flex the new status I have achieved. I actually feel more chest hair growing while typing this. Suck it Tom Selleck!
Wow, my first and very own humidor! I must now find a cigar shop somewhere near civilization to get my puff on.
But wait, there's more! Also in the package was another small gift. One I as took as equal parts genuine thoughtfulness and equal parts typical HHB tomfoolerynonsense. That's one word.
Very nice message inside from the entire Doog_Bot clan as well.
I guess we all fuck around and call each other shitheels a lot, but I think it's pretty kick ass to belong to an online community where you can never have met someone face to face (but have sent dick pics for a couple years), and they will shell out for a baby gift and a kick ass humidor. Meant a lot to me, and I am mostly dead inside. Shout out to @UW_Doog_Bot . Cool stuff man. I appreciate it. I am sure CLS will be delighted at the swaddle? blanket. I was onboard with the swaddle, not so much with the blanket. I promise not to use it as the "clean up towel" after I due my duties this evening with CLS.
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Big chief have 'um much good smoke...
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@UW_Doog_Bot is a hell of a nice guy who buys our love and affection. He bought me 3 pints of delicious beer once at the So Cal HH meet up.
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He bought me a ticket and $20 worth of McDonald’s lol
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WHAT’S YOUR ADDRESS BITCH HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA
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As far as real life HH stories go among poasters that shit is weak.
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Looks like Doog_Bot has been buying himself some friends.
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hahahahahahahaGrundleStiltzkin said: -
I would actually fear opening that package (lulz).PurpleJ said:WHAT’S YOUR ADDRESS BITCH HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA
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I did think it was funny. Big belly laughs from the HH version of Butler cabin...can't say more. Would be sleeping with the dog fishesSwaye said: -
If you can't see that I'm just doing my part for reparations then you won't last long out here. Also, c'mon, I sent him a God damn white person appropriation of a papoose swaddle.
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Welcome to the after life of marriage and children. There's less money blow and hookers but more scotch cigars and obsessing over haught teen boi action.
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Less money...fucking kill me.UW_Doog_Bot said:Welcome to the after life of marriage and children. There's less money blow and hookers but more scotch cigars and obsessing over haught teen boi action.
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Lot of haie in ur lifehaie said:
Less money...fucking kill me.UW_Doog_Bot said:Welcome to the after life of marriage and children. There's less money blow and hookers but more scotch cigars and obsessing over haught teen boi action.
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Sad to see how far this place has fallen.
Fucking baby blankets and empty cigar boxes?
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I actually have way fucking more money now but my expenses are stupid now too. Shout out @YellowSnow childcare sucks.haie said:
Less money...fucking kill me.UW_Doog_Bot said:Welcome to the after life of marriage and children. There's less money blow and hookers but more scotch cigars and obsessing over haught teen boi action.
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Yeah, you're fucked bruh. Guess the house on Huntington Harbor will have to wait.UW_Doog_Bot said:
I actually have way fucking more money now but my expenses are stupid now too. Shout out @YellowSnow childcare sucks.haie said:
Less money...fucking kill me.UW_Doog_Bot said:Welcome to the after life of marriage and children. There's less money blow and hookers but more scotch cigars and obsessing over haught teen boi action.
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BennyBeaver said:
Sad to see how far this place has fallen.
Fucking baby blankets and empty cigar boxes?
Where's the hate? Where's the vitriol?
Glove -
I have it on good authority cigars are also cumign to fill this bitch. He wanted me to be able to get it "seasoned" before getting cigars. I didn't even know seasoning a humidor was a thing. But I just spent 60 bucks at Amazon on a butane lighter (wish I hadn't stopped doing crack used to have several), some seasoning wipes?, a cutter with two cigar cases?, and some weird di water/somethignpropyl mix for the humidor thingy. Should be all set by middle of next week to begin buying stogies.BennyBeaver said:Sad to see how far this place has fallen.
Fucking baby blankets and empty cigar boxes?
Where's the hate? Where's the vitriol?
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I want to talk some shit butSwaye said:
I have it on good authority cigars are also cumign to fill this bitch. He wanted me to be able to get it "seasoned" before getting cigars. I didn't even know seasoning a humidor was a thing. But I just spent 60 bucks at Amazon on a butane lighter (wish I hadn't stopped doing crack used to have several), some seasoning wipes?, a cutter with two cigar cases?, and some weird di water/somethignpropyl mix for the humidor thingy. Should be all set by middle of next week to begin buying stogies.BennyBeaver said:Sad to see how far this place has fallen.
Fucking baby blankets and empty cigar boxes?
Where's the hate? Where's the vitriol?
CSB, I know. EMFA
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Where you been bro? I have bought and now refi'd(with no pmi). Part of why I'm feeling generous this week. Shaved a point and a quarter from my rate. Officially paying less to own in SoCal than I was renting. I'll be a pour again in November when 3.0 is released but for now, life is good.YellowSnow said:
Yeah, you're fucked bruh. Guess the house on Huntington Harbor will have to wait.UW_Doog_Bot said:
I actually have way fucking more money now but my expenses are stupid now too. Shout out @YellowSnow childcare sucks.haie said:
Less money...fucking kill me.UW_Doog_Bot said:Welcome to the after life of marriage and children. There's less money blow and hookers but more scotch cigars and obsessing over haught teen boi action.
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Congrats on 3.0?UW_Doog_Bot said:
Where you been bro? I have bought and now refi'd(with no pmi). Part of why I'm feeling generous this week. Shaved a point and a quarter from my rate. Officially paying less to own in SoCal than I was renting. I'll be a pour again in November when 3.0 is released but for now, life is good.YellowSnow said:
Yeah, you're fucked bruh. Guess the house on Huntington Harbor will have to wait.UW_Doog_Bot said:
I actually have way fucking more money now but my expenses are stupid now too. Shout out @YellowSnow childcare sucks.haie said:
Less money...fucking kill me.UW_Doog_Bot said:Welcome to the after life of marriage and children. There's less money blow and hookers but more scotch cigars and obsessing over haught teen boi action.
Cigars don't sound bad
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