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Pic thread: Better decisions than Swaye getting married
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Nah man. You can lie to a kid about your bank account or just tell them no. It's a great life lesson. You do that shit with a wife and she'll buy a vibrator. Kids are also great for manual labor. Again, life lessons. Dad had me doing manual labor at a very young age. Also, once they get old enough to not believe your bullshit you can tell them to grow up and get a fucking job. Life lessons! So with a kid, I can just buy them clothes and pay for sports (maybe a musical instrument?) and they'll be fine. A wife will buy dumb ass curtains and shoes.PurpleBaze said:
Kids are a drain on your money and energy... 81% of the time not a good return on investment. But hey, to each his own.PurpleJ said:
I’d rather have a kid than get married, but if you care about the kid you will get married eventually.PurpleBaze said:
I really only want a boy, so I can teach them the art of being TUFF. I wouldn't have much in common with a little girl. Oh you like princesses and unicorns? That's cool. I like to bathe in the blood of my enemies and take their women as slaves.
And as far as ROI goes, I know I'm losing money either way and when I die they will get the rest of my shit. -
Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.dirtysouwfdawg said:
These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.PurpleJ said:
I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff. -
The sign of Saint Haden our Savior. The troojan horse holding coach Sark.PurpleJ said:
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Way to denigrate the miracle of life. Pretty sure Allah will not be pleased with you.PurpleBaze said: -
Yeah....that honestly sounds really familiarPurpleJ said:
Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.dirtysouwfdawg said:
These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.PurpleJ said:
I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
Fuck that devil juice -
I like it. I thrive in chaos. Fuck CWU and that fag @ApostleofGrief forever. And fuck Jon Kitna too!!Pitchfork51 said:
Yeah....that honestly sounds really familiarPurpleJ said:
Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.dirtysouwfdawg said:
These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.PurpleJ said:
I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
Fuck that devil juice -
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Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?PurpleJ said:
Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.dirtysouwfdawg said:
These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.PurpleJ said:
I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink. -
