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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 70,130 Founders Club

    PurpleJ said:


    The sign of Saint Haden our Savior. The troojan horse holding coach Sark.


  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778

    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:


    These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
    Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.

    I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
    Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?


    And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.
    Look at the little gen z fag trying to educate me on the alcohol content of four loko! I was drinking those when you were sucking on mommy’s teet and you’ve never had the real deal.

    Just to clarify, one loko contains about 4.5 to 5 beers worth of alcohol. You drink 2 in an hour and you will almost definitely black out.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,691
    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:


    These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
    Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.

    I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
    Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?


    And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.
    Look at the little gen z fag trying to educate me on the alcohol content of four loko! I was drinking those when you were sucking on mommy’s teet and you’ve never had the real deal.

    Just to clarify, one loko contains about 4.5 to 5 beers worth of alcohol. You drink 2 in an hour and you will almost definitely black out.
    are they still hardcore? I remember they were getting banned or something and had to change

    But im with u J

    BTP doesnt know shit - that stuff should have been illegal
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,807 Standard Supporter
    edited June 2019

    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:


    These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
    Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.

    I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
    Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?


    And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.
    Look at the little gen z fag trying to educate me on the alcohol content of four loko! I was drinking those when you were sucking on mommy’s teet and you’ve never had the real deal.

    Just to clarify, one loko contains about 4.5 to 5 beers worth of alcohol. You drink 2 in an hour and you will almost definitely black out.
    are they still hardcore? I remember they were getting banned or something and had to change

    But im with u J

    BTP doesnt know shit - that stuff should have been illegal
    You'd be pretty fucked up.

    2 Four Lokos x 14% ABV x 23.5 oz per can = 6.58 oz of alcohol

    11 shots of vodka x 40% ABV x 1.5 oz per shot = 6.6 oz of booze

    One shot every 5 1/2 minutes for an hour. Definite emergency room trip. Absorption rate might be slower for Four Loko but still really, really messed up on two of those in that time frame.





  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club

    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:


    These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
    Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.

    I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
    Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?


    And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.
    Look at the little gen z fag trying to educate me on the alcohol content of four loko! I was drinking those when you were sucking on mommy’s teet and you’ve never had the real deal.

    Just to clarify, one loko contains about 4.5 to 5 beers worth of alcohol. You drink 2 in an hour and you will almost definitely black out.
    are they still hardcore? I remember they were getting banned or something and had to change

    But im with u J

    BTP doesnt know shit - that stuff should have been illegal
    You'd be pretty fucked up.

    2 Four Lokos x 14% ABV x 23.5 oz per can = 6.58 oz of alcohol

    11 shots of vodka x 40% ABV x 1.5 oz per shot = 6.6 oz of booze

    One shot every 5 1/2 minutes for an hour. Definite emergency room trip.



    Only for pussies. Get an iron liver like mine and pop off.




    J/K I'd maybe die
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,691
    Meek said:

    why are we hassling @Swaye about his decision to get married? I thought this was part of his career development plan all along.



    Because there are bugs to be killed.

    If swaye doesn't kill the bugs, the bugs will still be alive.

    And as long as there living bugs that need to be killrd, swaye will keep killing bugs.