I’d rather have a kid than get married, but if you care about the kid you will get married eventually.
Kids are a drain on your money and energy... 81% of the time not a good return on investment. But hey, to each his own.
Nah man. You can lie to a kid about your bank account or just tell them no. It's a great life lesson. You do that shit with a wife and she'll buy a vibrator. Kids are also great for manual labor. Again, life lessons. Dad had me doing manual labor at a very young age. Also, once they get old enough to not believe your bullshit you can tell them to grow up and get a fucking job. Life lessons! So with a kid, I can just buy them clothes and pay for sports (maybe a musical instrument?) and they'll be fine. A wife will buy dumb ass curtains and shoes.
I really only want a boy, so I can teach them the art of being TUFF. I wouldn't have much in common with a little girl. Oh you like princesses and unicorns? That's cool. I like to bathe in the blood of my enemies and take their women as slaves.
And as far as ROI goes, I know I'm losing money either way and when I die they will get the rest of my shit.
These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.
I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.
I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.
I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
Yeah....that honestly sounds really familiar
Fuck that devil juice
I like it. I thrive in chaos. Fuck CWU and that fag @ApostleofGrief forever. And fuck Jon Kitna too!!
These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.
I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?
And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.
These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.
I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?
And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.
Look at the little gen z fag trying to educate me on the alcohol content of four loko! I was drinking those when you were sucking on mommy’s teet and you’ve never had the real deal.
Just to clarify, one loko contains about 4.5 to 5 beers worth of alcohol. You drink 2 in an hour and you will almost definitely black out.
These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.
I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?
And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.
Look at the little gen z fag trying to educate me on the alcohol content of four loko! I was drinking those when you were sucking on mommy’s teet and you’ve never had the real deal.
Just to clarify, one loko contains about 4.5 to 5 beers worth of alcohol. You drink 2 in an hour and you will almost definitely black out.
are they still hardcore? I remember they were getting banned or something and had to change
But im with u J
BTP doesnt know shit - that stuff should have been illegal
These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.
I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?
And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.
Look at the little gen z fag trying to educate me on the alcohol content of four loko! I was drinking those when you were sucking on mommy’s teet and you’ve never had the real deal.
Just to clarify, one loko contains about 4.5 to 5 beers worth of alcohol. You drink 2 in an hour and you will almost definitely black out.
are they still hardcore? I remember they were getting banned or something and had to change
But im with u J
BTP doesnt know shit - that stuff should have been illegal
You'd be pretty fucked up.
2 Four Lokos x 14% ABV x 23.5 oz per can = 6.58 oz of alcohol
11 shots of vodka x 40% ABV x 1.5 oz per shot = 6.6 oz of booze
One shot every 5 1/2 minutes for an hour. Definite emergency room trip. Absorption rate might be slower for Four Loko but still really, really messed up on two of those in that time frame.
These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.
I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?
And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.
Look at the little gen z fag trying to educate me on the alcohol content of four loko! I was drinking those when you were sucking on mommy’s teet and you’ve never had the real deal.
Just to clarify, one loko contains about 4.5 to 5 beers worth of alcohol. You drink 2 in an hour and you will almost definitely black out.
are they still hardcore? I remember they were getting banned or something and had to change
But im with u J
BTP doesnt know shit - that stuff should have been illegal
You'd be pretty fucked up.
2 Four Lokos x 14% ABV x 23.5 oz per can = 6.58 oz of alcohol
11 shots of vodka x 40% ABV x 1.5 oz per shot = 6.6 oz of booze
One shot every 5 1/2 minutes for an hour. Definite emergency room trip.
Only for pussies. Get an iron liver like mine and pop off.
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I really only want a boy, so I can teach them the art of being TUFF. I wouldn't have much in common with a little girl. Oh you like princesses and unicorns? That's cool. I like to bathe in the blood of my enemies and take their women as slaves.
And as far as ROI goes, I know I'm losing money either way and when I die they will get the rest of my shit.
I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
Fuck that devil juice
And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.
Just to clarify, one loko contains about 4.5 to 5 beers worth of alcohol. You drink 2 in an hour and you will almost definitely black out.
But im with u J
BTP doesnt know shit - that stuff should have been illegal
2 Four Lokos x 14% ABV x 23.5 oz per can = 6.58 oz of alcohol
11 shots of vodka x 40% ABV x 1.5 oz per shot = 6.6 oz of booze
One shot every 5 1/2 minutes for an hour. Definite emergency room trip. Absorption rate might be slower for Four Loko but still really, really messed up on two of those in that time frame.
J/K I'd maybe die
If swaye doesn't kill the bugs, the bugs will still be alive.
And as long as there living bugs that need to be killrd, swaye will keep killing bugs.