These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.
I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?
And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.
Look at the little gen z fag trying to educate me on the alcohol content of four loko! I was drinking those when you were sucking on mommy’s teet and you’ve never had the real deal.
Just to clarify, one loko contains about 4.5 to 5 beers worth of alcohol. You drink 2 in an hour and you will almost definitely black out.
Hahahaha no. I'll split a fifth into two cocktails before dinner just to have a nice buzz before eating. Drunk sure. Blacked out? Not even close.
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