Picking out a gift for Swaye and his Bride

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,648

  June 2019

  Also, if anyone has a spare 10 grand I'd like a new Rolex. TIA
  
  If no, gift cards to Bed Bath and Beyond work fine. CLS loves them. FML.

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,294

  June 2019

  Wait til you spend your watch money so she can go on a shopping spree at buy buy baby
  
  
  Sad.

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• Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,672

  June 2019

  
  

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,648

  June 2019

  Doogles said:

  
  

  THATS A PHOBIA OF MINE GODDAMNIT

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• backthepack Member Posts: 19,916

  June 2019 edited June 2019

  B,B&B is a nightmare. Women love that place and can spend like 6 hours there. It’s so unorganized too with all their shitty products. I can imagine CLS will go HAM! Thoughts and prayers my red fren!

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• BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 12,333

  June 2019

  backthepack said:

  B,B&B is a nightmare. Women love that place and can spend like 6 hours there. It’s so unorganized too with all their shitty products. I can imagine CLS will go HAM! Thoughts and prayers my red fren!

  Wise beyond your years, young Padawan.

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,648

  June 2019

  backthepack said:

  B,B&B is a nightmare. Women love that place and can spend like 6 hours there. It’s so unorganized too with all their shitty products. I can imagine CLS will go HAM! Thoughts and prayers my red fren!

  She actually likes Williams and Sonoma.

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• greenblood Member Posts: 14,551

  June 2019

  We know Swaye only goes for tatted women. I expect more from you Derek.

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• backthepack Member Posts: 19,916

  June 2019

  Swaye said:

  backthepack said:

  B,B&B is a nightmare. Women love that place and can spend like 6 hours there. It’s so unorganized too with all their shitty products. I can imagine CLS will go HAM! Thoughts and prayers my red fren!

  She actually likes Williams and Sonoma.

  Rich people shit. Nice.

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,818

  June 2019

  
  

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,648

  June 2019

  Anyone else find it odd that @dnc makes a triumphant return AFTER I go hetero and decide to get married?

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• backthepack Member Posts: 19,916

  June 2019

  Yes

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,818

  June 2019

  Swaye said:

  Anyone else find it odd that @dnc makes a triumphant return AFTER I go hetero and decide to get married?

  When I found out I only had 30 days left before your chinevitable honeymoon overdose I knew I had to carpe every damn diem.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  29.

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,648

  June 2019

  backthepack said:

  Yes

  I didn't want to say anything yesterday, because everyone was so joyful with the prospect that my life was ruined, but it was bugging me all night. I am getting the feeling he has been at "The Manhole" bar for the last 9 months avoiding me.

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• backthepack Member Posts: 19,916

  June 2019 edited June 2019

  Swaye said:

  backthepack said:

  Yes

  I didn't want to say anything yesterday, because everyone was so joyful with the prospect that my life was ruined, but it was bugging me all night. I am getting the feeling he has been at "The Manhole" bar for the last 9 months avoiding me.

  Of all the types of women you had to marry it was a DMV girl with old money.

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,818

  June 2019

  Swaye said:

  backthepack said:

  Yes

  I didn't want to say anything yesterday, because everyone was so joyful with the prospect that my life was ruined, but it was bugging me all night. I am getting the feeling he has been at "The Manhole" bar for the last 9 months avoiding me.

  You misspelled *stocking*

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• backthepack Member Posts: 19,916

  June 2019

  At least her family aren’t GOV’T leechers with money s/o lobbyist and shit like that. Those are the worst kind of people in DC. They are insufferable.
  
  
  Nice cans cure all anyways!

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,648

  June 2019

  backthepack said:

  Swaye said:

  backthepack said:

  Yes

  I didn't want to say anything yesterday, because everyone was so joyful with the prospect that my life was ruined, but it was bugging me all night. I am getting the feeling he has been at "The Manhole" bar for the last 9 months avoiding me.

  Of all the types of women you had to marry it was a DMV girl was old money.

  I am going into this thing eyes and wallet wide open. If it doesn't work out, and we have kids (already nailed [lulz] that one), I get a nice stipend for life. WINNING!

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,118

  June 2019

  @Swaye, what's your address?
  
  
  

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,648

  June 2019

  PurpleBaze said:

  @Swaye, what's your address?
  
  
  

  I assume there is a bomb inside it. If the blast doesn't kill you, the smallpox will!
  
  Teehee

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