I didn't want to say anything yesterday, because everyone was so joyful with the prospect that my life was ruined, but it was bugging me all night. I am getting the feeling he has been at "The Manhole" bar for the last 9 months avoiding me.
Of all the types of women you had to marry it was a DMV girl was old money.
I am going into this thing eyes and wallet wide open. If it doesn't work out, and we have kids (already nailed [lulz] that one), I get a nice stipend for life. WINNING!
Smart move. You pulled what every chicks wants to pull. Marry into money!
Go down the road about 6.9 miles and you will hit the town.
No lie, that's where we? spent our wedding night.
Only two hotels in town, neither of them exactly classy establishments. But we got married ten minutes from there and there was no way I was missing the opportunity to spend my wedding night in Intercourse.
Go down the road about 6.9 miles and you will hit the town.
No lie, that's where we? spent our wedding night.
Only two hotels in town, neither of them exactly classy establishments. But we got married ten minutes from there and there was no way I was missing the opportunity to spend my wedding night in Intercourse.
B,B&B is a nightmare. Women love that place and can spend like 6 hours there. It’s so unorganized too with all their shitty products. I can imagine CLS will go HAM! Thoughts and prayers my red fren!
B,B&B is a nightmare. Women love that place and can spend like 6 hours there. It’s so unorganized too with all their shitty products. I can imagine CLS will go HAM! Thoughts and prayers my red fren!
Go down the road about 6.9 miles and you will hit the town.
No lie, that's where we? spent our wedding night.
Only two hotels in town, neither of them exactly classy establishments. But we got married ten minutes from there and there was no way I was missing the opportunity to spend my wedding night in Intercourse.
That way in case you don't get laid, you can tell everyone "Intercourse was a big part of my wedding night for sure!"
Go down the road about 6.9 miles and you will hit the town.
No lie, that's where we? spent our wedding night.
Only two hotels in town, neither of them exactly classy establishments. But we got married ten minutes from there and there was no way I was missing the opportunity to spend my wedding night in Intercourse.
That way in case you don't get laid, you can tell everyone "Intercourse was a big part of my wedding night for sure!"
*When
The bartender at the reception will have red hair and big tits.
Go down the road about 6.9 miles and you will hit the town.
No lie, that's where we? spent our wedding night.
Only two hotels in town, neither of them exactly classy establishments. But we got married ten minutes from there and there was no way I was missing the opportunity to spend my wedding night in Intercourse.
That way in case you don't get laid, you can tell everyone "Intercourse was a big part of my wedding night for sure!"
*When
The bartender at the reception will have red hair and big tits.
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Patrick and Brittany Swaye
c/o Inn at the Old Silk Mill
1707 Princess Ann Street
Fredericksburg, VA 22412
I just hope the happy couple opens my gift first.
Start out south on Route 81 and when you see this sign, turn right.
The pavement peters (lulz) out into a gravel road, and from there turn left just past the next sign.
Go down the road about 6.9 miles and you will hit the town.
Cross over the pedestrian crosswalk...
Turn left, and you made it.
Everyone is chinvited.
Only two hotels in town, neither of them exactly classy establishments. But we got married ten minutes from there and there was no way I was missing the opportunity to spend my wedding night in Intercourse.
This watch symbolizes the union of Swaye’s mysterious native customs with well-heeled lily white pussy cobbler.
This is exactly how I envision Swaye. Lol.
The bartender at the reception will have red hair and big tits.
WOOF!!!!!!11