Picking out a gift for Swaye and his Bride

DerekJohnson

We love our noble savage and wish him and his Mrs. the very best...









Bed Spread




Willingham Pillow Case




His and Hers Matching Spiderman t-shirts

Swaye

Also, if anyone has a spare 10 grand I'd like a new Rolex. TIA

If no, gift cards to Bed Bath and Beyond work fine. CLS loves them. FML.

Pitchfork51

Wait til you spend your watch money so she can go on a shopping spree at buy buy baby


Sad.

Doogles

Swaye

Doogles said:

THATS A PHOBIA OF MINE GODDAMNIT

backthepack

B,B&B is a nightmare. Women love that place and can spend like 6 hours there. It’s so unorganized too with all their shitty products. I can imagine CLS will go HAM! Thoughts and prayers my red fren!

BleachedAnusDawg

backthepack said:

B,B&B is a nightmare. Women love that place and can spend like 6 hours there. It’s so unorganized too with all their shitty products. I can imagine CLS will go HAM! Thoughts and prayers my red fren!

Wise beyond your years, young Padawan.

Swaye

backthepack said:

B,B&B is a nightmare. Women love that place and can spend like 6 hours there. It’s so unorganized too with all their shitty products. I can imagine CLS will go HAM! Thoughts and prayers my red fren!

She actually likes Williams and Sonoma.

greenblood

We know Swaye only goes for tatted women. I expect more from you Derek.

backthepack

Swaye said:

backthepack said:

B,B&B is a nightmare. Women love that place and can spend like 6 hours there. It’s so unorganized too with all their shitty products. I can imagine CLS will go HAM! Thoughts and prayers my red fren!

She actually likes Williams and Sonoma.

Rich people shit. Nice.

dnc

Swaye

Anyone else find it odd that @dnc makes a triumphant return AFTER I go hetero and decide to get married?

backthepack

Yes

dnc

Swaye said:

Anyone else find it odd that @dnc makes a triumphant return AFTER I go hetero and decide to get married?

When I found out I only had 30 days left before your chinevitable honeymoon overdose I knew I had to carpe every damn diem.








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Swaye

backthepack said:

Yes

I didn't want to say anything yesterday, because everyone was so joyful with the prospect that my life was ruined, but it was bugging me all night. I am getting the feeling he has been at "The Manhole" bar for the last 9 months avoiding me.

backthepack

Swaye said:

backthepack said:

Yes

I didn't want to say anything yesterday, because everyone was so joyful with the prospect that my life was ruined, but it was bugging me all night. I am getting the feeling he has been at "The Manhole" bar for the last 9 months avoiding me.

Of all the types of women you had to marry it was a DMV girl with old money.

dnc

Swaye said:

backthepack said:

Yes

I didn't want to say anything yesterday, because everyone was so joyful with the prospect that my life was ruined, but it was bugging me all night. I am getting the feeling he has been at "The Manhole" bar for the last 9 months avoiding me.

You misspelled *stocking*

backthepack

At least her family aren’t GOV’T leechers with money s/o lobbyist and shit like that. Those are the worst kind of people in DC. They are insufferable.


Nice cans cure all anyways!

Swaye

backthepack said:

Swaye said:

backthepack said:

Yes

I didn't want to say anything yesterday, because everyone was so joyful with the prospect that my life was ruined, but it was bugging me all night. I am getting the feeling he has been at "The Manhole" bar for the last 9 months avoiding me.

Of all the types of women you had to marry it was a DMV girl was old money.

I am going into this thing eyes and wallet wide open. If it doesn't work out, and we have kids (already nailed [lulz] that one), I get a nice stipend for life. WINNING!

PurpleBaze

@Swaye, what's your address?

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

@Swaye, what's your address?

I assume there is a bomb inside it. If the blast doesn't kill you, the smallpox will!

Teehee