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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778
    edited June 2019

    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:


    Speaking of Trojans, @Swaye could have used one.
    I’d rather have a kid than get married, but if you care about the kid you will get married eventually.
    Kids are a drain on your money and energy... 81% of the time not a good return on investment. But hey, to each his own.
    Nah man. You can lie to a kid about your bank account or just tell them no. It's a great life lesson. You do that shit with a wife and she'll buy a vibrator. Kids are also great for manual labor. Again, life lessons. Dad had me doing manual labor at a very young age. Also, once they get old enough to not believe your bullshit you can tell them to grow up and get a fucking job. Life lessons! So with a kid, I can just buy them clothes and pay for sports (maybe a musical instrument?) and they'll be fine. A wife will buy dumb ass curtains and shoes.

    I really only want a boy, so I can teach them the art of being TUFF. I wouldn't have much in common with a little girl. Oh you like princesses and unicorns? That's cool. I like to bathe in the blood of my enemies and take their women as slaves.

    And as far as ROI goes, I know I'm losing money either way and when I die they will get the rest of my shit.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club

    PurpleJ said:


    Speaking of Trojans, @Swaye could have used one.
    Way to denigrate the miracle of life. Pretty sure Allah will not be pleased with you.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,691
    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:


    These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
    Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.

    I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
    Yeah....that honestly sounds really familiar

    Fuck that devil juice
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,778

    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:


    These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
    Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.

    I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
    Yeah....that honestly sounds really familiar

    Fuck that devil juice
    I like it. I thrive in chaos. Fuck CWU and that fag @ApostleofGrief forever. And fuck Jon Kitna too!!
  • theknowledge
    theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,951 Founders Club
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,942
    edited June 2019
    PurpleJ said:

    PurpleJ said:


    These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.
    Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.

    I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.
    Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?


    And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,515 Founders Club
    edited June 2019