UW 2019 Spring Game Thread

This team has peaked. Even Michigan are going to figure out their offense before we do, but no one is going to laugh at us because no one fucking cares about this program.

Dennis_DeYoung

Every QB in our offense looks confused. Every last one.

jecornel

Eason sacked. The offense is inspiring! I don't care if the defense knows what's coming!!

CheersWestDawg

I was freezing my dick off so moved inside of club husky, watching a boring practice on TV, drinking $10 beers, posting on HH. Name a better way to spend your Saturday, you can't.

Snorting cocaine off an Asian prostitute's ass while she's blowing me.

whuggy

Said it on here a hundred times. Until Pete gives up the offense to a top notch OC then we have maxed out.

CheersWestDawg

And fuck Haener. Make him run gassers until he quits, transfers, or drops dead of exhaustion.

Dennis_DeYoung

Said it on here a hundred times. Until Pete gives up the offense to a top notch OC then we have maxed out.

This is the reality.

puppylove_sugarsteel

Boy, eason shining...clear who best qb is so far. Haener. Better in pocket, throws harder too. Take the pick out. Clearly pressing. Eason has digressed, but I mentioned that weeks ago.

Sirmon will transfer 1st, but Pup called that last year (lindquist part 2) Yankoff better, WAAAY more upside.

Said it on here a hundred times. Until Pete gives up the offense to a top notch OC then we have maxed out.

Just STFU newfish

Dennis_DeYoung

Boy, eason shining...clear who best qb is so far. Haener. Better in pocket, throws harder too. Take the pick out. Clearly pressing. Eason has digressed, but I mentioned that weeks ago.

Sirmon will transfer 1st, but Pup called that last year (lindquist part 2) Yankoff better, WAAAY more upside.
Said it on here a hundred times. Until Pete gives up the offense to a top notch OC then we have maxed out.
Just STFU newfish

JFC

whuggy

Boy, eason shining...clear who best qb is so far. Haener. Better in pocket, throws harder too. Take the pick out. Clearly pressing. Eason has digressed, but I mentioned that weeks ago.

Sirmon will transfer 1st, but Pup called that last year (lindquist part 2) Yankoff better, WAAAY more upside.
Said it on here a hundred times. Until Pete gives up the offense to a top notch OC then we have maxed out.
Just STFU newfish

LOL at newfish. I'm one of the original 5% here. Pumpy wrong at most things.

PurpleBaze

Eason has digressed?

puppylove_sugarsteel

Aside from pick, after Haener moved team to red zone (after eason couldnt do anything), it's clear who is better in pocket. Haener is so confident in pocket, throws easily as hard as Eason, just pressing. He'll tighten that up in fall. Both qb's will battle it out all the way.

Sirmon is junk, but Pup told u he was since he signed, Lindquist no doubt. he'll transfer unless the better one (Yankoff) does 1st. Pray Smirnoff stays. Haener is so much better at this point (which is why little Jake is 1b.) Eason kinda too as well, but Eason has digressed, theres no question. Both drives 3 and out, 2 sacks. Forgot strip fumble on 3rd drive) I'm discouraged. But he's been cruddy all spring.

Spiker cant catch. He looks part but cant catch. That's a problem. Dropped 2 easy 1st down catches.

It might be Haener or bust for this team. Jake needs to stop pressing. If he wins job he'll clean picks up. His arm is so strong he tries to force throws...he'll learn to take what's there. Eason looked uuuugly. Couldnt even get ball off. Doesnt step up in pocket like Haener.

GOAT

I can’t believe I just watched that shit for two hours

Dennis_DeYoung

Aside from pick, after Haener moved team to red zone (after eason couldnt do anything), it's clear who is better in pocket. Haener is so confident in pocket, throws easily as hard as Eason, just pressing. He'll tighten that up in fall. Both qb's will battle it out all the way.

Sirmon is junk, but Pup told u he was since he signed, Lindquist no doubt. he'll transfer unless the better one (Yankoff) does 1st. Pray Smirnoff stays. Haener is so much better at this point (which is why little Jake is 1b.) Eason kinda too as well, but Eason has digressed, theres no question. Both drives 3 and out, 2 sacks. Forgot strip fumble on 3rd drive) I'm discouraged. But he's been cruddy all spring.

Spiker cant catch. He looks part but cant catch. That's a problem. Dropped 2 easy 1st down catches.

It might be Haener or bust for this team. Jake needs to stop pressing. If he wins job he'll clean picks up. His arm is so strong he tries to force throws...he'll learn to take what's there. Eason looked uuuugly. Couldnt even get ball off. Doesnt step up in pocket like Haener.

take the year off.

puppylove_sugarsteel

I can’t believe I just watched that shit for two hours

That's how spring games generally go buttfuck. They're not for armchair dinks enjoyment like yours. They're for film study, of which Haener will grade out better. But make no mistake, this team will struggle on offense at least early in year. Spiker was a disappointment. We need him

Comments

bananasnblondes

Gilchrist currently leading for the Anthony Boyles/Antavius Sims Spring Game MVP award

NorwegianHusky

Why are we still wasting reps on Haener when it couldn't be any more clear that he sucks? I fucking hate Pete like 70% of the time.

biak1

Spiked a couple drops. Ngata looking good.

ExtraChrisB

WeSuckAgain.gif

Neighbor2972

Hilbers has been getting worked by Bowman and Ngata

jecornel

Eason holding the ball to low.

Fuck this sideline shit

bananasnblondes

We will not get a 1st down this year. Has Eason come close to completing it to anyone except RBs

jecornel

They shouldn't televise this. Awful. Eason on the run, lazy throw...dropped.

KrunkJuice

Play calling is vanilla and our D is feasting on it.

ExtraChrisB

It's 21-0 defense lmao

jecornel

Play calling is vanilla and our D is feasting on it.

No more Haener... please...

DoubleJDawg

Haener with the browning backpedal tribute - good stuff

ExtraChrisB

It's 21-0 defense lmao

28-0, Gilchrist pick 6. Cover me in gasoline and strike a match.

KrunkJuice

This is embarrassing.

UWhuskytskeet

I'm done.

NorwegianHusky

It's 21-0 defense lmao

This team has peaked. Even Michigan are going to figure out their offense before we do, but no one is going to laugh at us because no one fucking cares about this program.

Dennis_DeYoung

Every QB in our offense looks confused. Every last one.

jecornel

Eason sacked. The offense is inspiring! I don't care if the defense knows what's coming!!

CheersWestDawg

I was freezing my dick off so moved inside of club husky, watching a boring practice on TV, drinking $10 beers, posting on HH. Name a better way to spend your Saturday, you can't.

Snorting cocaine off an Asian prostitute's ass while she's blowing me.

whuggy

Said it on here a hundred times. Until Pete gives up the offense to a top notch OC then we have maxed out.

CheersWestDawg

And fuck Haener. Make him run gassers until he quits, transfers, or drops dead of exhaustion.

Dennis_DeYoung

Said it on here a hundred times. Until Pete gives up the offense to a top notch OC then we have maxed out.

This is the reality.

puppylove_sugarsteel

Said it on here a hundred times. Until Pete gives up the offense to a top notch OC then we have maxed out.

Just STFU newfish

Dennis_DeYoung

Boy, eason shining...clear who best qb is so far. Haener. Better in pocket, throws harder too. Take the pick out. Clearly pressing. Eason has digressed, but I mentioned that weeks ago.

Sirmon will transfer 1st, but Pup called that last year (lindquist part 2) Yankoff better, WAAAY more upside.
Said it on here a hundred times. Until Pete gives up the offense to a top notch OC then we have maxed out.
Just STFU newfish

JFC

whuggy

Boy, eason shining...clear who best qb is so far. Haener. Better in pocket, throws harder too. Take the pick out. Clearly pressing. Eason has digressed, but I mentioned that weeks ago.

Sirmon will transfer 1st, but Pup called that last year (lindquist part 2) Yankoff better, WAAAY more upside.
Said it on here a hundred times. Until Pete gives up the offense to a top notch OC then we have maxed out.
Just STFU newfish

LOL at newfish. I'm one of the original 5% here. Pumpy wrong at most things.

PurpleBaze

Eason has digressed?

puppylove_sugarsteel

GOAT

I can’t believe I just watched that shit for two hours

Dennis_DeYoung

Aside from pick, after Haener moved team to red zone (after eason couldnt do anything), it's clear who is better in pocket. Haener is so confident in pocket, throws easily as hard as Eason, just pressing. He'll tighten that up in fall. Both qb's will battle it out all the way.

Sirmon is junk, but Pup told u he was since he signed, Lindquist no doubt. he'll transfer unless the better one (Yankoff) does 1st. Pray Smirnoff stays. Haener is so much better at this point (which is why little Jake is 1b.) Eason kinda too as well, but Eason has digressed, theres no question. Both drives 3 and out, 2 sacks. Forgot strip fumble on 3rd drive) I'm discouraged. But he's been cruddy all spring.

Spiker cant catch. He looks part but cant catch. That's a problem. Dropped 2 easy 1st down catches.

It might be Haener or bust for this team. Jake needs to stop pressing. If he wins job he'll clean picks up. His arm is so strong he tries to force throws...he'll learn to take what's there. Eason looked uuuugly. Couldnt even get ball off. Doesnt step up in pocket like Haener.

take the year off.

puppylove_sugarsteel

I can’t believe I just watched that shit for two hours