So Fetters is a qb expert now...comedy
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Pup, Haener is very short, sinks lower as he steps into his throw putting him way down there, has a low release, and has a slow release. He stares down his receivers. He throws way too many picks.
Short version...he sucks.
Eason obviously isn't perfect, however he protected the ball pretty well at Georgia and has none of the other issues I just mentioned. -
We talked about this after, risk adverse Pete rarely gambles but whenever he does it always seems to backfire which further cements his conservative nature.WilburHooksHands said:
I was thereDoogles said:Pup I was Team Haener but he totally sucked dick in his only meaningful snaps.
Pete finally loosened up enough and benched the 8 year starter. Haener earned real snaps with great practice play and lighting up North Dakota St.
Browning left the door so wide open and unattended that even stubborn ass Pete had to give someone else a chance.
Haener fucked his chance up, more of an opportunity than 90% of backup QBs get.
Bench the under performing entrenched starter? Saban wins a Natty but Pete gets pick sixed.
Go back to dry eye fumbling instead of icing the game against Arizona, Pete doesn't risk the fumble against Oregon and boom it backfires.
He's damned if you do damned if you don't like a bad run in Blackjack. -
See ND...he got more than 3 snaps. Funny, I ask you to break Haener down and you reference the same one Ill-advised throw, in which the WR broke route off. Glad coaches look at an entire body of work. Just shhhhhhuuuush Baze. I've already wrecked you once today.PurpleBaze said:
Cal game was a great indicator his pants-shitting tendencies.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Why does Haener suck? Baze...' I dont know, he just does' Great answer Baze
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He skipped his first pass off the turf, wasn't even close. He shitted himself, next.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
See ND...he got more than 3 snaps. Funny, I ask you to break Haener down and you reference the same one I'll advised throw, in which the WR broke route off. Glad coaches look at an entire body of work. Just shhhhhhuuuush Baze. I've already wrecked you once today.PurpleBaze said:
Cal game was a great indicator his pants-shitting tendencies.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Why does Haener suck? Baze...' I dont know, he just does' Great answer Baze
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Yeah, ND... what a powerhouse of a program. And the game was well in the bag and even ND was starting to play some of their bench warmers.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
See ND...he got more than 3 snaps. Funny, I ask you to break Haener down and you reference the same one Ill-advised throw, in which the WR broke route off. Glad coaches look at an entire body of work. Just shhhhhhuuuush Baze. I've already wrecked you once today.PurpleBaze said:
Cal game was a great indicator his pants-shitting tendencies.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Why does Haener suck? Baze...' I dont know, he just does' Great answer Baze
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Haener didnt 'suck dick'. He was put in a difficult situation, on his own 20, with game on line, in which WR broke route off, vs the best pass defense in conference.. Get over it. If that's all you got I cant wait for Haener to win job. Dont think he will ultimately, but I hope he does.Doogles said:Pup I was Team Haener but he totally sucked dick in his only meaningful snaps.
Pete finally loosened up enough and benched the 8 year starter. Haener earned real snaps with great practice play and lighting up North Dakota St.
Browning left the door so wide open and unattended that even stubborn ass Pete had to give someone else a chance.
Haener fucked his chance up, more of an opportunity than 90% of backup QBs get.
You guys really dont know what you're talking about, so just accept that fact
And doogleberries. Pete put him in out of desperation..he basically admitted it. He would never put a freshman in that situation, he did and regretted it buttfuck -
A QB with a set of balls would have delivered in the same scenario. Haener didn't. He doesn't have the goods. Get over it.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Haener didnt 'suck dick'. He was put in a difficult situation, on his own 20, with game on line, in which WR broke route off, vs the best pass defense in conference.. Get over it. If that's all you got I cant wait for Haener to win job. Dont think he will ultimately, but I hope he does.Doogles said:Pup I was Team Haener but he totally sucked dick in his only meaningful snaps.
Pete finally loosened up enough and benched the 8 year starter. Haener earned real snaps with great practice play and lighting up North Dakota St.
Browning left the door so wide open and unattended that even stubborn ass Pete had to give someone else a chance.
Haener fucked his chance up, more of an opportunity than 90% of backup QBs get.
You guys really dont know what you're talking about, so just accept that fact -
Baze just hush. Wevealready established you're an imbecile, so not much you say going forward means much. I gave you an opportunity to break QBs down, tell us why you think the way you do about Haener, and you replied 'because he sucks dick' based off 1 throw, 3 snaps. Dont bother to opine. Means nothing. Ok deuche? Let's go round again is the alternative...and you dont have the knowledge or capacity to back up your 'armchair qb' POV. Just STFU and let someone else form an intelligent case for the qb's. You're done, your ticket expired...hit the gate chimp.PurpleBaze said:
A QB with a set of balls would have delivered in the same scenario. Haener didn't. He doesn't have the goods. Get over it.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Haener didnt 'suck dick'. He was put in a difficult situation, on his own 20, with game on line, in which WR broke route off, vs the best pass defense in conference.. Get over it. If that's all you got I cant wait for Haener to win job. Dont think he will ultimately, but I hope he does.Doogles said:Pup I was Team Haener but he totally sucked dick in his only meaningful snaps.
Pete finally loosened up enough and benched the 8 year starter. Haener earned real snaps with great practice play and lighting up North Dakota St.
Browning left the door so wide open and unattended that even stubborn ass Pete had to give someone else a chance.
Haener fucked his chance up, more of an opportunity than 90% of backup QBs get.
You guys really dont know what you're talking about, so just accept that fact -
What's this "breaking off his route" bullshit? Not only did Bacellia not break off his route, but why would a deep route being broken off prevent a linebacker that the QB never saw from intercepting the pass underneath?
Haener didn't see Weaver, threw the ball right at Bacellia, but Weaver was in the way. Haener's not irredeemable, but that play was definitely his fault. And awful. -
At least u brought thought-out positions Chuck thank you. It's how a forum should function.chuck said:Pup, Haener is very short, sinks lower as he steps into his throw putting him way down there, has a low release, and has a slow release. He stares down his receivers. He throws way too many picks.
Short version...he sucks.
Eason obviously isn't perfect, however he protected the ball pretty well at Georgia and has none of the other issues I just mentioned.
However Haener is not 'very short'. He has a thick trunk and bigger and stronger than browning.
No he doesnt 'dip down' as you said. He adjusts his body to complete his throws based on what's in front of him. No Chuck he doesnt have a 'slow release'. That's ignorant and factually untrue. The arm strength comment is laughable. You dont know what you're talking about. That's funny shit
And Chuck, he doesnt stare down his receivers anymore than Jake did as a senior.
And the most fucking retarted thing you could say is that he throws too many picks. Obviously you read and ran with Fetters comments. Browning threw more picks in practice as A FUCKING SENIOR than Haener has as a sophomore. Again, stop reading Fetters talking points.
Browning tightened up picks in games...which is why he never took chances. He just held the ball, took sacks or ran out of bounds with wide open WRs.
