So Fetters is a qb expert now...comedy

Baze, what's your take? Break it down for us.
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I don't read doogman or Fetters' shit.
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So then, just break down the qb's? This a husky football forum...shoot baze!
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Haener sucks.puppylove_sugarsteel said:So then, just break down the qb's? This a husky football forum...shoot baze!
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Brilliant analysis. Further proof you're kind of a fraud round here Baze
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Kind of?puppylove_sugarsteel said:Brilliant analysis. Further proof you're kind of a fraud round here Baze
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Why does Haener suck? Baze...' I dont know, he just does' Great answer Baze
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Cal game was a great indicator his pants-shitting tendencies.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Why does Haener suck? Baze...' I dont know, he just does' Great answer Baze
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Alright kids, knock it off. If you don't stop, I'm turning this car around and heading back home.
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Pup I was Team Haener but he totally sucked dick in his only meaningful snaps.
Pete finally loosened up enough and benched the 8 year starter. Haener earned real snaps with great practice play and lighting up North Dakota St.
Browning left the door so wide open and unattended that even stubborn ass Pete had to give someone else a chance.
Haener fucked his chance up, more of an opportunity than 90% of backup QBs get. -
I was thereDoogles said:Pup I was Team Haener but he totally sucked dick in his only meaningful snaps.
Pete finally loosened up enough and benched the 8 year starter. Haener earned real snaps with great practice play and lighting up North Dakota St.
Browning left the door so wide open and unattended that even stubborn ass Pete had to give someone else a chance.
Haener fucked his chance up, more of an opportunity than 90% of backup QBs get. -
Pup, Haener is very short, sinks lower as he steps into his throw putting him way down there, has a low release, and has a slow release. He stares down his receivers. He throws way too many picks.
Short version...he sucks.
Eason obviously isn't perfect, however he protected the ball pretty well at Georgia and has none of the other issues I just mentioned. -
We talked about this after, risk adverse Pete rarely gambles but whenever he does it always seems to backfire which further cements his conservative nature.WilburHooksHands said:
I was thereDoogles said:Pup I was Team Haener but he totally sucked dick in his only meaningful snaps.
Pete finally loosened up enough and benched the 8 year starter. Haener earned real snaps with great practice play and lighting up North Dakota St.
Browning left the door so wide open and unattended that even stubborn ass Pete had to give someone else a chance.
Haener fucked his chance up, more of an opportunity than 90% of backup QBs get.
Bench the under performing entrenched starter? Saban wins a Natty but Pete gets pick sixed.
Go back to dry eye fumbling instead of icing the game against Arizona, Pete doesn't risk the fumble against Oregon and boom it backfires.
He's damned if you do damned if you don't like a bad run in Blackjack. -
See ND...he got more than 3 snaps. Funny, I ask you to break Haener down and you reference the same one Ill-advised throw, in which the WR broke route off. Glad coaches look at an entire body of work. Just shhhhhhuuuush Baze. I've already wrecked you once today.PurpleBaze said:
Cal game was a great indicator his pants-shitting tendencies.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Why does Haener suck? Baze...' I dont know, he just does' Great answer Baze
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He skipped his first pass off the turf, wasn't even close. He shitted himself, next.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
See ND...he got more than 3 snaps. Funny, I ask you to break Haener down and you reference the same one I'll advised throw, in which the WR broke route off. Glad coaches look at an entire body of work. Just shhhhhhuuuush Baze. I've already wrecked you once today.PurpleBaze said:
Cal game was a great indicator his pants-shitting tendencies.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Why does Haener suck? Baze...' I dont know, he just does' Great answer Baze
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Yeah, ND... what a powerhouse of a program. And the game was well in the bag and even ND was starting to play some of their bench warmers.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
See ND...he got more than 3 snaps. Funny, I ask you to break Haener down and you reference the same one Ill-advised throw, in which the WR broke route off. Glad coaches look at an entire body of work. Just shhhhhhuuuush Baze. I've already wrecked you once today.PurpleBaze said:
Cal game was a great indicator his pants-shitting tendencies.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Why does Haener suck? Baze...' I dont know, he just does' Great answer Baze
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Haener didnt 'suck dick'. He was put in a difficult situation, on his own 20, with game on line, in which WR broke route off, vs the best pass defense in conference.. Get over it. If that's all you got I cant wait for Haener to win job. Dont think he will ultimately, but I hope he does.Doogles said:Pup I was Team Haener but he totally sucked dick in his only meaningful snaps.
Pete finally loosened up enough and benched the 8 year starter. Haener earned real snaps with great practice play and lighting up North Dakota St.
Browning left the door so wide open and unattended that even stubborn ass Pete had to give someone else a chance.
Haener fucked his chance up, more of an opportunity than 90% of backup QBs get.
You guys really dont know what you're talking about, so just accept that fact
And doogleberries. Pete put him in out of desperation..he basically admitted it. He would never put a freshman in that situation, he did and regretted it buttfuck -
A QB with a set of balls would have delivered in the same scenario. Haener didn't. He doesn't have the goods. Get over it.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Haener didnt 'suck dick'. He was put in a difficult situation, on his own 20, with game on line, in which WR broke route off, vs the best pass defense in conference.. Get over it. If that's all you got I cant wait for Haener to win job. Dont think he will ultimately, but I hope he does.Doogles said:Pup I was Team Haener but he totally sucked dick in his only meaningful snaps.
Pete finally loosened up enough and benched the 8 year starter. Haener earned real snaps with great practice play and lighting up North Dakota St.
Browning left the door so wide open and unattended that even stubborn ass Pete had to give someone else a chance.
Haener fucked his chance up, more of an opportunity than 90% of backup QBs get.
You guys really dont know what you're talking about, so just accept that fact -
Baze just hush. Wevealready established you're an imbecile, so not much you say going forward means much. I gave you an opportunity to break QBs down, tell us why you think the way you do about Haener, and you replied 'because he sucks dick' based off 1 throw, 3 snaps. Dont bother to opine. Means nothing. Ok deuche? Let's go round again is the alternative...and you dont have the knowledge or capacity to back up your 'armchair qb' POV. Just STFU and let someone else form an intelligent case for the qb's. You're done, your ticket expired...hit the gate chimp.PurpleBaze said:
A QB with a set of balls would have delivered in the same scenario. Haener didn't. He doesn't have the goods. Get over it.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Haener didnt 'suck dick'. He was put in a difficult situation, on his own 20, with game on line, in which WR broke route off, vs the best pass defense in conference.. Get over it. If that's all you got I cant wait for Haener to win job. Dont think he will ultimately, but I hope he does.Doogles said:Pup I was Team Haener but he totally sucked dick in his only meaningful snaps.
Pete finally loosened up enough and benched the 8 year starter. Haener earned real snaps with great practice play and lighting up North Dakota St.
Browning left the door so wide open and unattended that even stubborn ass Pete had to give someone else a chance.
Haener fucked his chance up, more of an opportunity than 90% of backup QBs get.
You guys really dont know what you're talking about, so just accept that fact -
What's this "breaking off his route" bullshit? Not only did Bacellia not break off his route, but why would a deep route being broken off prevent a linebacker that the QB never saw from intercepting the pass underneath?
Haener didn't see Weaver, threw the ball right at Bacellia, but Weaver was in the way. Haener's not irredeemable, but that play was definitely his fault. And awful. -
At least u brought thought-out positions Chuck thank you. It's how a forum should function.chuck said:Pup, Haener is very short, sinks lower as he steps into his throw putting him way down there, has a low release, and has a slow release. He stares down his receivers. He throws way too many picks.
Short version...he sucks.
Eason obviously isn't perfect, however he protected the ball pretty well at Georgia and has none of the other issues I just mentioned.
However Haener is not 'very short'. He has a thick trunk and bigger and stronger than browning.
No he doesnt 'dip down' as you said. He adjusts his body to complete his throws based on what's in front of him. No Chuck he doesnt have a 'slow release'. That's ignorant and factually untrue. The arm strength comment is laughable. You dont know what you're talking about. That's funny shit
And Chuck, he doesnt stare down his receivers anymore than Jake did as a senior.
And the most fucking retarted thing you could say is that he throws too many picks. Obviously you read and ran with Fetters comments. Browning threw more picks in practice as A FUCKING SENIOR than Haener has as a sophomore. Again, stop reading Fetters talking points.
Browning tightened up picks in games...which is why he never took chances. He just held the ball, took sacks or ran out of bounds with wide open WRs. -
Pup likes to claim that he’s the smartest ...
Then he Champions Haener ...
I rest my case ...
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Care to share your points on the qb's tequilla? Like at dawgman, you never really said much, just went after others who had valid things to say. You? Like Race, been waiting 20-something yearsTequilla said:Pup likes to claim that he’s the smartest ...
Then he Champions Haener ...
I rest my case ...
How’s Franny? -
Man you suck at this. I didn't comment on arm strength...not even close to doing so. I also didn't compare him to Browning,who happens to be 2" taller and at least 10 lbs heavier than Haener. Keep railing against the arguments you imagine rather than those presented though. It's how you convince yourself you've won.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
At least u brought thought-out positions Chuck thank you. It's how a forum should function.chuck said:Pup, Haener is very short, sinks lower as he steps into his throw putting him way down there, has a low release, and has a slow release. He stares down his receivers. He throws way too many picks.
Short version...he sucks.
Eason obviously isn't perfect, however he protected the ball pretty well at Georgia and has none of the other issues I just mentioned.
However Haener is not 'very short'. He has a thick trunk and bigger and stronger than browning.
No he doesnt 'dip down' as you said. He adjusts his body to complete his throws based on what's in front of him. No Chuck he doesnt have a 'slow release'. That's ignorant and factually untrue. The arm strength comment is laughable. You dont know what you're talking about. That's funny shit
And Chuck, he doesnt stare down his receivers anymore than Jake did as a senior.
And the most fucking retarted thing you could say is that he throws too many picks. Obviously you read and ran with Fetters comments. Browning threw more picks in practice as A FUCKING SENIOR than Haener has as a sophomore. Again, stop reading Fetters talking points.
Browning tightened up picks in games...which is why he never took chances. He just held the ball, took sacks or ran out of bounds with wide open WRs.
I can't and don't read fetter's shit anymore pup. Haven't since I came here. Haener throws too many picks in practice pup. If he's doing it that much there, he's going to do it in games. -
Chuck you said he's short, throws too many picks and has a slow release. I compared him to browning because fetters said he throws a lot of picks. No he doesnt, browning threw more. Fetters just drew attention to it ignorantly. I brought Brownhole into as a comparison to a 4 year starter with conference honors. As you just said Haener "sucks" without even being accurate about him or his game. Got it? He hardly has a slow release. Paus and Miley cyrus had slow releases. Big fucking difference chucky
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puppylove_sugarsteel said:
At least u brought thought-out positions Chuck thank you. It's how a forum should function.chuck said:Pup, Haener is very short, sinks lower as he steps into his throw putting him way down there, has a low release, and has a slow release. He stares down his receivers. He throws way too many picks.
Short version...he sucks.
Eason obviously isn't perfect, however he protected the ball pretty well at Georgia and has none of the other issues I just mentioned.
However Haener is not 'very short'. He has a thick trunk and bigger and stronger than browning.
Ummm what does thickness have to do with height?
No he doesnt 'dip down' as you said. He adjusts his body to complete his throws based on what's in front of him.
Unfortunately for WASHINGTON this happens to be the opposing team's Linebacker more often than not.
Chuck he doesnt have a 'slow release'. That's ignorant and factually untrue. The arm strength comment is laughable. You dont know what you're talking about. That's funny shit.
When the bullets were live Haener was throwing bounce passes like it was basketball.
And Chuck, he doesnt stare down his receivers anymore than Jake did as a senior.
Sark > Ty POTD
And the most fucking retarted thing you could say is that he throws too many picks. Obviously you read and ran with Fetters comments. Browning threw more picks in practice as A FUCKING SENIOR than Haener has as a sophomore. Again, stop reading Fetters talking points.
The only person reading Dawgman reports is you.
Browning tightened up picks in games...which is why he never took chances. He just held the ball, took sacks or ran out of bounds with wide open WRs.
Haener's pick wasn't a case of letting it rip and losing a 50/50 ball, he simply didn't see the field and made a terrible decision. Also Sark>Ty -
Good point ... I’ve never said anything of consequence over the years or on a podpuppylove_sugarsteel said:
Care to share your points on the qb's tequilla? Like at dawgman, you never really said much, just went after others who had valid things to say. You? Like Race, been waiting 20-something yearsTequilla said:Pup likes to claim that he’s the smartest ...
Then he Champions Haener ...
I rest my case ...
How’s Franny? -
But since you asked ...
Haener is a try hard midget that thinks he has a better arm than he does ... he routinely tries to fit throws into dangerous spots and it leads to turnovers. Every practice I’ve seen he’s done the same thing over and over. At Cal last year he did the same thing.
In the end, he’s a turnover machine. That dog don’t hunt. -
I remember when Nick Saban put a freshman QB into an ominous situation once... the freshman QB came in down 13 at halftime in a game that wasn't quite the epic "on the road at Cal" scenario, but national championship nonetheless, and the freshman QB didn't skip a pass or throw a pick 6.
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Doogles I've been doing this a long time. Answering bullet points from a skinny Jean's wearing dorm donkey is beneath me but I will entertain for comedy. Ok let's go. Where do I start? But promise me you'll at least pay to get laid instead of VR. No shame in that.Doogles said:puppylove_sugarsteel said:
At least u brought thought-out positions Chuck thank you. It's how a forum should function.chuck said:Pup, Haener is very short, sinks lower as he steps into his throw putting him way down there, has a low release, and has a slow release. He stares down his receivers. He throws way too many picks.
Short version...he sucks.
Eason obviously isn't perfect, however he protected the ball pretty well at Georgia and has none of the other issues I just mentioned.
However Haener is not 'very short'. He has a thick trunk and bigger and stronger than browning.
Ummm what does thickness have to do with height?
No he doesnt 'dip down' as you said. He adjusts his body to complete his throws based on what's in front of him.
Unfortunately for WASHINGTON this happens to be the opposing team's Linebacker more often than not.
Chuck he doesnt have a 'slow release'. That's ignorant and factually untrue. The arm strength comment is laughable. You dont know what you're talking about. That's funny shit.
When the bullets were live Haener was throwing bounce passes like it was basketball.
And Chuck, he doesnt stare down his receivers anymore than Jake did as a senior.
Sark > Ty POTD
And the most fucking retarted thing you could say is that he throws too many picks. Obviously you read and ran with Fetters comments. Browning threw more picks in practice as A FUCKING SENIOR than Haener has as a sophomore. Again, stop reading Fetters talking points.
The only person reading Dawgman reports is you.
Browning tightened up picks in games...which is why he never took chances. He just held the ball, took sacks or ran out of bounds with wide open WRs.
Haener's pick wasn't a case of letting it rip and losing a 50/50 ball, he simply didn't see the field and made a terrible decision. Also Sark>Ty -
Tequilla thank you. ..its what Jake didnt do. It's what we needed at Auburn, Cal, Rose bowl. Jake was awesome @ Oregon so I cant criticize, his best game as a dawg. Jake was so fearful of pulling trigger it stalled drives. When u have an elite defense , you can afford an I-N-T. NOT 3 CONSECUTIVE SACKS LIKE AT UTAH. Jake held ball, got sacked 3 straight plays, almost cost UW a win. Go back, look at browning's protectionism over 4 years. Sorry bout the econ reference but its validTequilla said:But since you asked ...
Haener is a try hard midget that thinks he has a better arm than he does ... he routinely tries to fit throws into dangerous spots and it leads to turnovers. Every practice I’ve seen he’s done the same thing over and over. At Cal last year he did the same thing.
In the end, he’s a turnover machine. That dog don’t hunt.