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Just checked the traffic numbers for HH
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ISWYDTDerekJohnson said: -
In high school my best friend had this older dude he knew kind of who would buy us shit at like any time we wanted.Swaye said:
Cool story bro. For real.
Of course my friend didn't actually know tis guy's name. He was in his phone book as "shit man"
Like he would get us shit. Fucking weird. Never figured out that guys angle. 5 bucks or so wasn't worth it.
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Those were the days. Buy and underage kid a beer today and you probably do timeSwaye said:
Cool story bro. For real.
There was a little grocery shop on the west side where as long as you had a fake ID no matter how shitty he'd sell you beer. We're in high school with cheap ass fakes and it worked. Pretty sure he made a lot of money off thatdflea said:
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more. -
But back on topic. It's clear that the spike in traffic is due to obks return.
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Where did we end January? Did we break the best month record? @DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year. -
RaceBannon said:
Those were the days. Buy and underage kid a beer today and you probably do time
There was a little grocery shop on the west side where as long as you had a fake ID no matter how shitty he'd sell you beer. We're in high school with cheap ass fakes and it worked. Pretty sure he made a lot of money off that
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1,773,380 page views for January 2019. We did break the January record. On previous occasions, I accidentally announced that January 2018 was 1.9 million, but that was actually for December 2017.Domicillo said: -
Preferably in a brown paper bag?Swaye said:
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor. -
Of course, all of this sounds very familiar.dflea said:
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.
Earlier, in middle school (we start early on the Harb), there was a run down apartment building next to the A&W, practically a flop house. There was this old fat dude who mumbled incoherently who was always in bed. We'd go up to his studio, he'd be in bed half naked (this is actually true), didn't ever seem to know who he was or where he was or who we were, but someone in the crew knew his name. The deal was he'd buy us beer and he could keep a six pack. Sometimes we'd rip him off, other times we wouldn't ... he could never remember. Looking back, the guy was in terrible shape and had all kinds of issues, so sad, sad, really, but the fucker bought us beer every time. It was just such a process to get him coherent and coax him out of bed. Sometimes took an hour, sometimes he wouldn't budge, but when he did, it was 100%. We always got the beer and, when girls were in the picture, wine coolers (though he fucked that up a time or two).
My kids don't know a fraction of the shit we used to do. -
My parents didn't realize the booze they kept was half water
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I tried that once. They knew immediately. Got my ass whooped.RaceBannon said:My parents didn't realize the booze they kept was half water
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Except the vermouth.RaceBannon said:My parents didn't realize the booze they kept was half water
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Cool story bro. For real.dflea said:
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.RaceBannon said:My parents didn't realize the booze they kept was half water
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On the Rez that shit ain't playing amirite
They Are into straight gasoline.
Literally. Snorting gasoline.
For whatever reason I went to the bar a few times with my old 7th grade teachers (weird I know but my friend Paul was into older women and kept in touch) and my old math teacher (kinda hot no pics) told us stories when she taught on the Rez. -
If there is another way to handle your St Ides I am unaware of it.creepycoug said:
Preferably in a brown paper bag? -
White devil go juice is the preferred nomenclature.Pitchfork51 said:On the Rez that shit ain't playing amirite
They Are into straight gasoline.
Literally. Snorting gasoline. -
You missed the edit old manSwaye said:
White devil go juice is the preferred nomenclature. -
There was a BP station near my house in West Seattle and a buddy had a fake ID. The place sold to him every time and never noticed his name was Freddy Kruger.DerekJohnson said:
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When my parents divorced I raided their liquor cabinet and sold bottles at school.RaceBannon said:My parents didn't realize the booze they kept was half water
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When I was 18 I got a fake ID so I could drink in Idaho at 19.
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ThisRaceBannon said:My parents didn't realize the booze they kept was half water
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Got my fake ID @ Enumclaw Fair @17
Used it everywhere, without fail. Oregon ID card it said. I got questioned twice about the fake address. Finally had it confiscated 4 days before my 21st birthday. -
Today we went over a million. We have had 1,019,440 page views through Feb 16
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Look what you have created DerekDerekJohnson said:
When my parents divorced I raided their liquor cabinet and sold bottles at school. -
You sound old as fuckMikeDamone said:When I was 18 I got a fake ID so I could drink in Idaho at 19.
That was early 80s.
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A little story time with Race, creep and 'flea really took it over the top this month. I'm sure the discussions about Puka and Sav'ell added a few views as well.DerekJohnson said:Today we went over a million. We have had 1,019,440 page views through Feb 16
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My best friends alcoholic parents went into AA when we were 16. They had him clear their bar out bc neither of them trusted the other to get rid of it all. They were rich AF and had literally a whole bars worth of nothing but top shelf booze. Buddy showed up at my house with a literal truck bed full of booze and asked if I could store it. Yes, yes I could.
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Literally?UW_Doog_Bot said:My best friends alcoholic parents went into AA when we were 16. They had him clear their bar out bc neither of them trusted the other to get rid of it all. They were rich AF and had literally a whole bars worth of nothing but top shelf booze. Buddy showed up at my house with a literal truck bed full of booze and asked if I could store it. Yes, yes I could.
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My buddy used to buy beer from a fresh off the boat Asian with his sister’s old ID. My friend was a 15 year old boy.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
There was a BP station near my house in West Seattle and a buddy had a fake ID. The place sold to him every time and never noticed his name was Freddy Kruger.
CSB.
