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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,495 Founders Club
    There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

    Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

    Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    46XiJCAB said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    jecornel said:

    And? Continue.

    46XiJCAB said:

    I've done the FSBO and used agents.

    First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

    Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

    Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
    Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
    Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
    There's no way this isn't white supremacy


    Housing is a right
    Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

    LOL........
    Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,515 Founders Club
    MikeDamone said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    jecornel said:

    And? Continue.

    46XiJCAB said:

    I've done the FSBO and used agents.

    First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

    Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

    Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
    Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
    Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
    There's no way this isn't white supremacy


    Housing is a right
    Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

    LOL........
    Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off
    Camas papermaker heard from
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,515 Founders Club
    jecornel said:

    Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol

    Cogent.

    It seems like my original assessment stands that you didn't hire right.

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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    pawz said:

    MikeDamone said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    jecornel said:

    And? Continue.

    46XiJCAB said:

    I've done the FSBO and used agents.

    First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

    Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

    Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
    Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
    Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
    There's no way this isn't white supremacy


    Housing is a right
    Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

    LOL........
    Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off
    Camas papermaker heard from
    Disagree. How dare you?
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    haie said:

    There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

    Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

    Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

    Software salespeople are the fucking worst. I love kicking their asses
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  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    MikeDamone said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    46XiJCAB said:

    jecornel said:

    And? Continue.

    46XiJCAB said:

    I've done the FSBO and used agents.

    First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.

    Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.

    Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
    Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
    Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
    There's no way this isn't white supremacy


    Housing is a right
    Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.

    LOL........
    Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off
    Paper mill would have been a vacation.
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  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    I bailed on it all. Wasn’t for me.
    pawz said:

    jecornel said:

    Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol

    Cogent.

    It seems like my original assessment stands that you didn't hire right.

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  • 46XiJCAB
    46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    haie said:

    There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

    Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

    Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

    Why do you have what sounds like worthless salespeople? Fire all of them. Tomorrow.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,681
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    46XiJCAB said:

    haie said:

    There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.

    Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.

    Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.

    Why do you have what sounds like worthless salespeople? Fire all of them. Tomorrow.
    Speaking of....we actually fired all our sales people. It's been great.

    I am especially proud of a report I made titled Monthly Travel Expenses vs New Business Sold.
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