Real estate agents
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I've done the FSBO and used agents.
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And? Continue.46XiJCAB said:
I've done the FSBO and used agents.
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If you hired your your sister-in-law's retarded 3rd cousin's drunk best friend who got a license to do one deal, or Redfin, that's on you.jecornel said:Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.
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First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.jecornel said:And? Continue.
46XiJCAB said:I've done the FSBO and used agents.
Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.
Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
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You laugh, but I'm serious.jecornel said:
If I could tell you the people behind the NDAs I've had to sign, you would agree they wouldn't tolerate anything less than an absolute professional.
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There's absolutely a purpose for real estate agents.
Search "PropertySex" on pornhub and prove me wrong.
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Real Estate agents are fine for the paperwork, and will usually take a lower commission if you just have them do that, and you take care of marketing it. You can also use an attorney, and just compare the costs, to decide which direction you want to go.
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IRL: https://www.newsweek.com/real-estate-agents-sued-having-alleged-sex-romp-instead-selling-home-1705275PurpleThrobber said:
There's absolutely a purpose for real estate agents.
Search "PropertySex" on pornhub and prove me wrong.
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pawz said:
IRL: https://www.newsweek.com/real-estate-agents-sued-having-alleged-sex-romp-instead-selling-home-1705275PurpleThrobber said:
There's absolutely a purpose for real estate agents.
Search "PropertySex" on pornhub and prove me wrong.
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If you need it sold, call Kim
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True story. His recently deceased mother's house is currently listed with someone else.MikeDamone said:If you need it sold, call Kim
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Middle name. “SOLD”.
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There's no way this isn't white supremacy46XiJCAB said:
First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.jecornel said:And? Continue.
46XiJCAB said:I've done the FSBO and used agents.
Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.
Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
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What are you basing your statement on?jecornel said:Joke profession. Totally pointless. Prove me wrong.
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Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.Pitchfork51 said:
There's no way this isn't white supremacy46XiJCAB said:
First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.jecornel said:And? Continue.
46XiJCAB said:I've done the FSBO and used agents.
Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.
Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
Housing is a right
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Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol
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There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.
Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.
Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission. -
Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off46XiJCAB said:
Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.Pitchfork51 said:
There's no way this isn't white supremacy46XiJCAB said:
First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.jecornel said:And? Continue.
46XiJCAB said:I've done the FSBO and used agents.
Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.
Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
Housing is a right
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Camas papermaker heard fromMikeDamone said:
Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off46XiJCAB said:
Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.Pitchfork51 said:
There's no way this isn't white supremacy46XiJCAB said:
First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.jecornel said:And? Continue.
46XiJCAB said:I've done the FSBO and used agents.
Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.
Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
Housing is a right
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Cogent.jecornel said:Statement is based on lies, excuses, poor communication will do and say just to get a sale. All you literally have to do is find a competent title company… lol
It seems like my original assessment stands that you didn't hire right.
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Disagree. How dare you?pawz said:
Camas papermaker heard fromMikeDamone said:
Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off46XiJCAB said:
Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.Pitchfork51 said:
There's no way this isn't white supremacy46XiJCAB said:
First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.jecornel said:And? Continue.
46XiJCAB said:I've done the FSBO and used agents.
Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.
Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
Housing is a right
LOL........ -
Software salespeople are the fucking worst. I love kicking their asseshaie said:There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.
Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.
Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission. -
Paper mill would have been a vacation.MikeDamone said:
Work in a paper mill in the summer heat then pop off46XiJCAB said:
Guilty of working the sawmills to pay my way through College. Every drop of green chain sweat was a sign of my White Supremacy.Pitchfork51 said:
There's no way this isn't white supremacy46XiJCAB said:
First home I sold in two weeks w/o an agent and walked away with a nice profit.jecornel said:And? Continue.
46XiJCAB said:I've done the FSBO and used agents.
Next two with agents, mainly for convenience.
Used an agent to sell my late parents home as it was in another city. Agent was great. Potential buyer kept asking for shit. No.
Finally asked her to ask the buyers agent if his buyer was under the mistaken impression that we were desperate to sell the house? Not.
Next call. SOLD! Full asking price.
Housing is a right
LOL........ -
Why do you have what sounds like worthless salespeople? Fire all of them. Tomorrow.haie said:There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.
Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.
Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission. -
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Speaking of....we actually fired all our sales people. It's been great.46XiJCAB said:
Why do you have what sounds like worthless salespeople? Fire all of them. Tomorrow.haie said:There are great salesmen out there that put in the work and know their domain and all that.
Real estate and software sales it's just too easy to be lazy and not give a shit and still get by.
Our sales people literally just do a demo. If the customer is like, "Well I like this program and the price is great but it can't do X currently which my business needs" then they sign the dotted line and my programmers are on the hook to pull whatever obese rabbit out of our virgin assholes that we need to, by some date. At that point my engineers are the fucking sales people and deserve 100% of commission.
I am especially proud of a report I made titled Monthly Travel Expenses vs New Business Sold.
