The Stankiest of Public Restrooms?

YellowSnow

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off

The worst I’ve seen was in a marina on a lake.

RaceBannon

Honey Bucket

Honey bucket hands down

I became an expert in where I could use a real bathroom in Seattle to avoid jobsite buckets. Should have wrote a book. In a high rise go to a multi tenant floor up high. They usually lock the first couple of floors to keep the bums out. A sports coat and a brisk walk that says I belong here, fuck off, and you can go anywhere

Covid really put a crimp in it though

pawz

Truck Stop or Gas Station

I can handle a Honey Bucket. But the worst for me are the rest stops along I5.

You always know you are in a doozey when you make the conscious decision it's more sanitary to NOT wash your hands than touch any fucking surface in a bathroom.


Don't get me started on things I've done to NOT grab a door handle on the way out of a rest room.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off

My schedule in Afghanistan was great because I worked a later shift waking up 2-4 after everyone else. The honey buckets got cleaned about an hour before I woke up so they fairly pristine when I got there.

YellowSnow

Ski Lodge

RaceBannon said:

Honey bucket hands down

I became an expert in where I could use a real bathroom in Seattle to avoid jobsite buckets. Should have wrote a book. In a high rise go to a multi tenant floor up high. They usually lock the first couple of floors to keep the bums out. A sports coat and a brisk walk that says I belong here, fuck off, and you can go anywhere

Covid really put a crimp in it though

From a pure grossness standpoint it's Honeybucket or Campground IMHO. I can remember being at Pac 10's at Lake Natomoa (shout out to @Doogles ) when it was 100 degrees and hundreds of row peter puffers were dropping their pre race nervous loads. Worst honey bucket scene ever.

But there's nothing worse than a ski lodge at 845AM with like 20 stalls all being used at once with people that have been in their cars for an hour full of coffee and bacon. Come on @pawz that bathroom at Crystal is just terrible on a Sat morning. It's a volume issue.

BleachedAnusDawg

Honey Bucket

YellowSnow said:

RaceBannon said:

Honey bucket hands down

I became an expert in where I could use a real bathroom in Seattle to avoid jobsite buckets. Should have wrote a book. In a high rise go to a multi tenant floor up high. They usually lock the first couple of floors to keep the bums out. A sports coat and a brisk walk that says I belong here, fuck off, and you can go anywhere

Covid really put a crimp in it though

From a pure grossness standpoint it's Honeybucket or Campground IMHO. I can remember being at Pac 10's at Lake Natomoa (shout out to @Doogles ) when it was 100 degrees and hundreds of row peter puffers were dropping their pre race nervous loads. Worst honey bucket scene ever.

But there's nothing worse than a ski lodge at 845AM with like 20 stalls all being used at once with people that have been in their cars for an hour full of coffee and bacon. Come on @pawz that bathroom at Crystal is just terrible on a Sat morning. It's a volume issue.

The AM shits at the lodge before first chair are legendarily bad. Everyone is blowing out their disgusting coffee shits mixed with the hangover diarrhea from the night prior.

ATBS, Honey Buckets are literally full of shit that never goes away. And if it's hot out, forget about it. Try using one at the drag strip at the Northwest Nationals this year and get back to me.

BleachedAnusDawg

Honey Bucket

Toilet humor is best humor. This is already the best thread on this bored all year.

Imagine using a Honey Bucket right after Fetters, versus sitting in the stall next to him at a lodge. No comparison.

YellowSnow

Ski Lodge

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Toilet humor is best humor. This is already the best thread on this bored all year.

Imagine using a Honey Bucket right after Fetters, versus sitting in the stall next to him at a lodge. No comparison.

I have young boys. My whole life is potty talk.

We're always trying to innovate at Ye Olde Record Shoppe.

Imagine 20 fetters bombing a room at once with no blue chemicals.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off

BleachedAnusDawg said:

Toilet humor is best humor. This is already the best thread on this bored all year.

Imagine using a Honey Bucket right after Fetters, versus sitting in the stall next to him at a lodge. No comparison.

Huh?

1to392831weretaken

Dive Bar

Formerly the Up N Up in Bellingham. Can't believe that passed any kind of health inspection. RIP, as it was a cool place anyway.

I camped at Laguna-Seca for the MotoGP races once, and it was the most amazing Honey Bucket experience ever. They actually had a brick and mortar bathroom facility at the track, but I preferred the Honey Buckets. It was just a row of something like 40 of them, and they were sucked down frequently. Once per hour, all of the doors would be opened and a truck would drive past the row, blasting some kind of biodegradable cleaner at massive volume into all of the buckets. Once per hour, those shitboxes would be the cleanest seat you'll ever sit on. I've never seen an event be that on top of their shit management.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off

1to392831weretaken said:

Formerly the Up N Up in Bellingham. Can't believe that passed any kind of health inspection. RIP, as it was a cool place anyway.

I camped at Laguna-Seca for the MotoGP races once, and it was the most amazing Honey Bucket experience ever. They actually had a brick and mortar bathroom facility at the track, but I preferred the Honey Buckets. It was just a row of something like 40 of them, and they were sucked down frequently. Once per hour, all of the doors would be opened and a truck would drive past the row, blasting some kind of biodegradable cleaner at massive volume into all of the buckets. Once per hour, those shitboxes would be the cleanest seat you'll ever sit on. I've never seen an event be that on top of their shit management.

I went to a music festival last summer and went in the honey buckets shortly before they were cleaned. I thought I was gonna die.

Fishpo31

Honey Bucket

Mid-afternoon at the hydroplane races...

huskyhooligan

Honey Bucket

Almost went forest service / campground as the fear of a spider crawling on my junk terrifies me but honestly the visual of a honey bucket is just as terrifying. Saw something a month or so about a poop hammock in the portapotty that catches your poop before it hits the murky blue liquid, preventing the liquid splashing and hitting our soft spots.

Also who fucking raised some of these people?

YellowSnow

Ski Lodge

huskyhooligan said:

Almost went forest service / campground as the fear of a spider crawling on my junk terrifies me but honestly the visual of a honey bucket is just as terrifying. Saw something a month or so about a poop hammock in the portapotty that catches your poop before it hits the murky blue liquid, preventing the liquid splashing and hitting our soft spots.

Also who fucking raised some of these people?

Ah the "nest". I'm a proponent of the paper ass gasket, but if not available you just have a squat I think. This is where being tall comes in handy- i.e., plenty of clearance.

YellowSnow

Ski Lodge

BleachedAnusDawg said:

YellowSnow said:

RaceBannon said:

Honey bucket hands down

I became an expert in where I could use a real bathroom in Seattle to avoid jobsite buckets. Should have wrote a book. In a high rise go to a multi tenant floor up high. They usually lock the first couple of floors to keep the bums out. A sports coat and a brisk walk that says I belong here, fuck off, and you can go anywhere

Covid really put a crimp in it though

From a pure grossness standpoint it's Honeybucket or Campground IMHO. I can remember being at Pac 10's at Lake Natomoa (shout out to @Doogles ) when it was 100 degrees and hundreds of row peter puffers were dropping their pre race nervous loads. Worst honey bucket scene ever.

But there's nothing worse than a ski lodge at 845AM with like 20 stalls all being used at once with people that have been in their cars for an hour full of coffee and bacon. Come on @pawz that bathroom at Crystal is just terrible on a Sat morning. It's a volume issue.

The AM shits at the lodge before first chair are legendarily bad. Everyone is blowing out their disgusting coffee shits mixed with the hangover diarrhea from the night prior.

ATBS, Honey Buckets are literally full of shit that never goes away. And if it's hot out, forget about it. Try using one at the drag strip at the Northwest Nationals this year and get back to me.

This is one of the better descriptions.

DerekJohnson

Dive Bar

pawz said:

I can handle a Honey Bucket. But the worst for me are the rest stops along I5.

You always know you are in a doozey when you make the conscious decision it's more sanitary to NOT wash your hands than touch any fucking surface in a bathroom.


Don't get me started on things I've done to NOT grab a door handle on the way out of a rest room.

I-5 Rest Stops Superiority Guy

RoadDawg55

Honey Bucket

A honey bucket on day 3 of a music festival. It can't get any worse.

Joey

Dive Bar

If you have to take a shit you’re lucky to have a door on its hinges in a dive bar

RaceBannon

Honey Bucket

Strip clubs are pretty bad. Been a long time

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off

DerekJohnson said:

pawz said:

I can handle a Honey Bucket. But the worst for me are the rest stops along I5.

You always know you are in a doozey when you make the conscious decision it's more sanitary to NOT wash your hands than touch any fucking surface in a bathroom.


Don't get me started on things I've done to NOT grab a door handle on the way out of a rest room.

I-5 Rest Stops Superiority Guy

I thought @huskyhooligan was the I-5 Rest STOps Superiority Guy?