The Stankiest of Public Restrooms?
The Stankiest of Public Restrooms? 23 votes
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F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left offThe worst I’ve seen was in a marina on a lake.
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Honey BucketHoney bucket hands down
I became an expert in where I could use a real bathroom in Seattle to avoid jobsite buckets. Should have wrote a book. In a high rise go to a multi tenant floor up high. They usually lock the first couple of floors to keep the bums out. A sports coat and a brisk walk that says I belong here, fuck off, and you can go anywhere
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Truck Stop or Gas StationI can handle a Honey Bucket. But the worst for me are the rest stops along I5.
You always know you are in a doozey when you make the conscious decision it's more sanitary to NOT wash your hands than touch any fucking surface in a bathroom.
Don't get me started on things I've done to NOT grab a door handle on the way out of a rest room.
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F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left offMy schedule in Afghanistan was great because I worked a later shift waking up 2-4 after everyone else. The honey buckets got cleaned about an hour before I woke up so they fairly pristine when I got there.
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Ski Lodge
From a pure grossness standpoint it's Honeybucket or Campground IMHO. I can remember being at Pac 10's at Lake Natomoa (shout out to @Doogles ) when it was 100 degrees and hundreds of row peter puffers were dropping their pre race nervous loads. Worst honey bucket scene ever.RaceBannon said:Honey bucket hands down
I became an expert in where I could use a real bathroom in Seattle to avoid jobsite buckets. Should have wrote a book. In a high rise go to a multi tenant floor up high. They usually lock the first couple of floors to keep the bums out. A sports coat and a brisk walk that says I belong here, fuck off, and you can go anywhere
Covid really put a crimp in it though
But there's nothing worse than a ski lodge at 845AM with like 20 stalls all being used at once with people that have been in their cars for an hour full of coffee and bacon. Come on @pawz that bathroom at Crystal is just terrible on a Sat morning. It's a volume issue. -
Honey Bucket
The AM shits at the lodge before first chair are legendarily bad. Everyone is blowing out their disgusting coffee shits mixed with the hangover diarrhea from the night prior.YellowSnow said:
From a pure grossness standpoint it's Honeybucket or Campground IMHO. I can remember being at Pac 10's at Lake Natomoa (shout out to @Doogles ) when it was 100 degrees and hundreds of row peter puffers were dropping their pre race nervous loads. Worst honey bucket scene ever.RaceBannon said:Honey bucket hands down
I became an expert in where I could use a real bathroom in Seattle to avoid jobsite buckets. Should have wrote a book. In a high rise go to a multi tenant floor up high. They usually lock the first couple of floors to keep the bums out. A sports coat and a brisk walk that says I belong here, fuck off, and you can go anywhere
Covid really put a crimp in it though
But there's nothing worse than a ski lodge at 845AM with like 20 stalls all being used at once with people that have been in their cars for an hour full of coffee and bacon. Come on @pawz that bathroom at Crystal is just terrible on a Sat morning. It's a volume issue.
ATBS, Honey Buckets are literally full of shit that never goes away. And if it's hot out, forget about it. Try using one at the drag strip at the Northwest Nationals this year and get back to me. -
Honey BucketToilet humor is best humor. This is already the best thread on this bored all year.
Imagine using a Honey Bucket right after Fetters, versus sitting in the stall next to him at a lodge. No comparison. -
Ski Lodge
I have young boys. My whole life is potty talk.BleachedAnusDawg said:Toilet humor is best humor. This is already the best thread on this bored all year.
Imagine using a Honey Bucket right after Fetters, versus sitting in the stall next to him at a lodge. No comparison.
We're always trying to innovate at Ye Olde Record Shoppe.
Imagine 20 fetters bombing a room at once with no blue chemicals. -
F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off
Huh?BleachedAnusDawg said:Toilet humor is best humor. This is already the best thread on this bored all year.
Imagine using a Honey Bucket right after Fetters, versus sitting in the stall next to him at a lodge. No comparison. -
Dive BarFormerly the Up N Up in Bellingham. Can't believe that passed any kind of health inspection. RIP, as it was a cool place anyway.
I camped at Laguna-Seca for the MotoGP races once, and it was the most amazing Honey Bucket experience ever. They actually had a brick and mortar bathroom facility at the track, but I preferred the Honey Buckets. It was just a row of something like 40 of them, and they were sucked down frequently. Once per hour, all of the doors would be opened and a truck would drive past the row, blasting some kind of biodegradable cleaner at massive volume into all of the buckets. Once per hour, those shitboxes would be the cleanest seat you'll ever sit on. I've never seen an event be that on top of their shit management. -
F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off
I went to a music festival last summer and went in the honey buckets shortly before they were cleaned. I thought I was gonna die.1to392831weretaken said:Formerly the Up N Up in Bellingham. Can't believe that passed any kind of health inspection. RIP, as it was a cool place anyway.
I camped at Laguna-Seca for the MotoGP races once, and it was the most amazing Honey Bucket experience ever. They actually had a brick and mortar bathroom facility at the track, but I preferred the Honey Buckets. It was just a row of something like 40 of them, and they were sucked down frequently. Once per hour, all of the doors would be opened and a truck would drive past the row, blasting some kind of biodegradable cleaner at massive volume into all of the buckets. Once per hour, those shitboxes would be the cleanest seat you'll ever sit on. I've never seen an event be that on top of their shit management. -
Honey BucketMid-afternoon at the hydroplane races...
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Honey BucketAlmost went forest service / campground as the fear of a spider crawling on my junk terrifies me but honestly the visual of a honey bucket is just as terrifying. Saw something a month or so about a poop hammock in the portapotty that catches your poop before it hits the murky blue liquid, preventing the liquid splashing and hitting our soft spots.
Also who fucking raised some of these people?
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Ski Lodge
Ah the "nest". I'm a proponent of the paper ass gasket, but if not available you just have a squat I think. This is where being tall comes in handy- i.e., plenty of clearance.huskyhooligan said:Almost went forest service / campground as the fear of a spider crawling on my junk terrifies me but honestly the visual of a honey bucket is just as terrifying. Saw something a month or so about a poop hammock in the portapotty that catches your poop before it hits the murky blue liquid, preventing the liquid splashing and hitting our soft spots.
Also who fucking raised some of these people? -
Ski Lodge
This is one of the better descriptions.BleachedAnusDawg said:
The AM shits at the lodge before first chair are legendarily bad. Everyone is blowing out their disgusting coffee shits mixed with the hangover diarrhea from the night prior.YellowSnow said:
From a pure grossness standpoint it's Honeybucket or Campground IMHO. I can remember being at Pac 10's at Lake Natomoa (shout out to @Doogles ) when it was 100 degrees and hundreds of row peter puffers were dropping their pre race nervous loads. Worst honey bucket scene ever.RaceBannon said:Honey bucket hands down
I became an expert in where I could use a real bathroom in Seattle to avoid jobsite buckets. Should have wrote a book. In a high rise go to a multi tenant floor up high. They usually lock the first couple of floors to keep the bums out. A sports coat and a brisk walk that says I belong here, fuck off, and you can go anywhere
Covid really put a crimp in it though
But there's nothing worse than a ski lodge at 845AM with like 20 stalls all being used at once with people that have been in their cars for an hour full of coffee and bacon. Come on @pawz that bathroom at Crystal is just terrible on a Sat morning. It's a volume issue.
ATBS, Honey Buckets are literally full of shit that never goes away. And if it's hot out, forget about it. Try using one at the drag strip at the Northwest Nationals this year and get back to me. -
Dive Bar
I-5 Rest Stops Superiority Guypawz said:I can handle a Honey Bucket. But the worst for me are the rest stops along I5.
You always know you are in a doozey when you make the conscious decision it's more sanitary to NOT wash your hands than touch any fucking surface in a bathroom.
Don't get me started on things I've done to NOT grab a door handle on the way out of a rest room. -
Honey BucketA honey bucket on day 3 of a music festival. It can't get any worse.
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Dive BarIf you have to take a shit you’re lucky to have a door on its hinges in a dive bar
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Honey BucketStrip clubs are pretty bad. Been a long time
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F.O. Row Peter Puffer, you left off
I thought @huskyhooligan was the I-5 Rest STOps Superiority Guy?DerekJohnson said:
I-5 Rest Stops Superiority Guypawz said:I can handle a Honey Bucket. But the worst for me are the rest stops along I5.
You always know you are in a doozey when you make the conscious decision it's more sanitary to NOT wash your hands than touch any fucking surface in a bathroom.
Don't get me started on things I've done to NOT grab a door handle on the way out of a rest room. -
FREE PUB!!!!!!!!
But also Coachella 2010, Day 3. -
Honey Bucket
I am. tee heeCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I thought @huskyhooligan was the I-5 Rest STOps Superiority Guy?DerekJohnson said:
I-5 Rest Stops Superiority Guypawz said:I can handle a Honey Bucket. But the worst for me are the rest stops along I5.
You always know you are in a doozey when you make the conscious decision it's more sanitary to NOT wash your hands than touch any fucking surface in a bathroom.
Don't get me started on things I've done to NOT grab a door handle on the way out of a rest room. -
Forest Service or State Park CampgroundThe field.
I was at an away football game back in the day to watch my older brother. It was in Washougal. There was one, single toilet, bathroom beneath the stands. I had an emergency shit and, after waiting behind about 10 guys who fortunately were only taking pisses, I finally had my turn.
So I'm locking the door behind me and hurriedly getting my pants undone with my other hand, I take a glance at the toilet. It was literally overflowing with empty cups and paper nacho trays and at leat a six pack of empty beer bottles. There was a curled turd and a wad of toilet paper on top of it all and the toilet was running. The center of the debris pile and the curled turd on top stuck up higher than the seat.
So yeah, I squatted over that mess and exploded. I think I managed it unscathed, but the funny part was that when I came out there was still a line and one of my friends was in it, waiting to take his own emergency shit. I told him about it and he ended up finding some bushes by the parking lot, tool a shit, and ripped off his underwear to wipe. -
Dive BarItalian train station.
The horrors... the horrors... -
Forest Service or State Park CampgroundWtf is a honeybucket
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Ski Lodge
The fuck? You dumb kraut.Pitchfork51 said:Wtf is a honeybucket
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Forest Service or State Park Campground
I've literally never heard the term.YellowSnow said:
The fuck? You dumb kraut.Pitchfork51 said:Wtf is a honeybucket
In the backwoods of Oregon where I grew up outside Corvallis we didn't speak of this -
Truck Stop or Gas Station
Oh that's some funny shit. Popped my cookies.chuck said:The field.
I was at an away football game back in the day to watch my older brother. It was in Washougal. There was one, single toilet, bathroom beneath the stands. I had an emergency shit and, after waiting behind about 10 guys who fortunately were only taking pisses, I finally had my turn.
So I'm locking the door behind me and hurriedly getting my pants undone with my other hand, I take a glance at the toilet. It was literally overflowing with empty cups and paper nacho trays and at leat a six pack of empty beer bottles. There was a curled turd and a wad of toilet paper on top of it all and the toilet was running. The center of the debris pile and the curled turd on top stuck up higher than the seat.
So yeah, I squatted over that mess and exploded. I think I managed it unscathed, but the funny part was that when I came out there was still a line and one of my friends was in it, waiting to take his own emergency shit. I told him about it and he ended up finding some bushes by the parking lot, tool a shit, and ripped off his underwear to wipe.
Confirmed though, we? need an OFFICIAL Emergency Shit Curled Turd Thread.
Probably back in February I took some horse paste for preventative measures and didn't know one of the most common side effects - a blow out. Had gone to eat with one of my two dads and he wanted to go for a walk after. So we go. About a quarter of the way into the walk I determine that I need to shit and nothing is gonna stop it.
We hustle back down the trail as fast as I possibly could possibly waddle despite the mounting pressure that was making movement difficult. Thankfully there was a honey bucket/port-a-potty ( @Pitchfork51 ) at the beginning of the trail. It was marvelously clean for one of those - legit could have been cleaned that day. However I take no chances and didn't have time to cover the seat with TP so attempt to squat over the top of the seat. This isn't working too well because the shit keeps coming and I need to sit - so I do - and finish the job. Pretty sure the entire intestine cleaned out.
None the less I creak upward and start the wipe process. Then I notice something is wrong. Very wrong. I look back behind me and realize that not only is there shit all over the seat, but I've sat square in them middle of the pile without realizing it.
Took a roll-and-a-half to get me, myself and the toilet seat cleaned up. No sanitizer in the porta but thankfully the old man had some in the car before I got in.
CSB. FML. FJB. LGB.
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Forest Service or State Park Campground
Still have no idea what the term ispawz said:
Oh that's some funny shit. Popped my cookies.chuck said:The field.
I was at an away football game back in the day to watch my older brother. It was in Washougal. There was one, single toilet, bathroom beneath the stands. I had an emergency shit and, after waiting behind about 10 guys who fortunately were only taking pisses, I finally had my turn.
So I'm locking the door behind me and hurriedly getting my pants undone with my other hand, I take a glance at the toilet. It was literally overflowing with empty cups and paper nacho trays and at leat a six pack of empty beer bottles. There was a curled turd and a wad of toilet paper on top of it all and the toilet was running. The center of the debris pile and the curled turd on top stuck up higher than the seat.
So yeah, I squatted over that mess and exploded. I think I managed it unscathed, but the funny part was that when I came out there was still a line and one of my friends was in it, waiting to take his own emergency shit. I told him about it and he ended up finding some bushes by the parking lot, tool a shit, and ripped off his underwear to wipe.
Confirmed though, we? need an OFFICIAL Emergency Shit Curled Turd Thread.
Probably back in February I took some horse paste for preventative measures and didn't know one of the most common side effects - a blow out. Had gone to eat with one of my two dads and he wanted to go for a walk after. So we go. About a quarter of the way into the walk I determine that I need to shit and nothing is gonna stop it.
We hustle back down the trail as fast as I possibly could possibly waddle despite the mounting pressure that was making movement difficult. Thankfully there was a honey bucket/port-a-potty ( @Pitchfork51 ) at the beginning of the trail. It was marvelously clean for one of those - legit could have been cleaned that day. However I take no chances and didn't have time to cover the seat with TP so attempt to squat over the top of the seat. This isn't working too well because the shit keeps coming and I need to sit - so I do - and finish the job. Pretty sure the entire intestine cleaned out.
None the less I creak upward and start the wipe process. Then I notice something is wrong. Very wrong. I look back behind me and realize that not only is there shit all over the seat, but I've sat square in them middle of the pile without realizing it.
Took a roll-and-a-half to get me, myself and the toilet seat cleaned up. No sanitizer in the porta but thankfully the old man had some in the car before I got in.
CSB. FML. FJB. LGB. -
Truck Stop or Gas Station
@HHusky fucking stupid this one ....Pitchfork51 said:
Still have no idea what the term ispawz said:
Oh that's some funny shit. Popped my cookies.chuck said:The field.
I was at an away football game back in the day to watch my older brother. It was in Washougal. There was one, single toilet, bathroom beneath the stands. I had an emergency shit and, after waiting behind about 10 guys who fortunately were only taking pisses, I finally had my turn.
So I'm locking the door behind me and hurriedly getting my pants undone with my other hand, I take a glance at the toilet. It was literally overflowing with empty cups and paper nacho trays and at leat a six pack of empty beer bottles. There was a curled turd and a wad of toilet paper on top of it all and the toilet was running. The center of the debris pile and the curled turd on top stuck up higher than the seat.
So yeah, I squatted over that mess and exploded. I think I managed it unscathed, but the funny part was that when I came out there was still a line and one of my friends was in it, waiting to take his own emergency shit. I told him about it and he ended up finding some bushes by the parking lot, tool a shit, and ripped off his underwear to wipe.
Confirmed though, we? need an OFFICIAL Emergency Shit Curled Turd Thread.
Probably back in February I took some horse paste for preventative measures and didn't know one of the most common side effects - a blow out. Had gone to eat with one of my two dads and he wanted to go for a walk after. So we go. About a quarter of the way into the walk I determine that I need to shit and nothing is gonna stop it.
We hustle back down the trail as fast as I possibly could possibly waddle despite the mounting pressure that was making movement difficult. Thankfully there was a honey bucket/port-a-potty ( @Pitchfork51 ) at the beginning of the trail. It was marvelously clean for one of those - legit could have been cleaned that day. However I take no chances and didn't have time to cover the seat with TP so attempt to squat over the top of the seat. This isn't working too well because the shit keeps coming and I need to sit - so I do - and finish the job. Pretty sure the entire intestine cleaned out.
None the less I creak upward and start the wipe process. Then I notice something is wrong. Very wrong. I look back behind me and realize that not only is there shit all over the seat, but I've sat square in them middle of the pile without realizing it.
Took a roll-and-a-half to get me, myself and the toilet seat cleaned up. No sanitizer in the porta but thankfully the old man had some in the car before I got in.
CSB. FML. FJB. LGB.
I kid.
Kind of.
