Midwest nerd tries to understand the Pac12
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Some people are saying you can’t buy a championship.
Is that fact? Has anybody proven that, done any investigations?
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Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
LOLZRatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
Can it beat Utah?RatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
Savage!RaceBannon said:
Can it beat Utah?RatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
Here's praying the forest fires get to itRatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors. -
I’m old enough to remember a gravel Autzen porking lot with chalk lines.
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It can crush Utah!RaceBannon said:
Can it beat Utah?RatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.
The thing must weigh millions of pounds.
The question is will it, and that depends on two factors:
1. The health of it’s mother.
2. Available dream job opportunities in the ACC. I can’t blame the facility if it grew up wanting to be Clemson’s indoor practice field and the opportunity presents itself.
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but does oregon have got sum steamin' virgin hairy airmpits? didn't think so. Add some k y jellybean and you're all good to go
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HuskyJW said:
LOLZRatherBeBrewing said:Anyway, here’s Oregon’s new practice facility that will be open in two years. It’s going to cost a lot of money, but it will have a new locker room to replace the outdated $200 million piece of shit from 2013. It will also have an air filtration system to allow the team to practice during forest fires, nuclear war, and peasant uprisings. It is designed by famed architect Upsayda-Dawn Preengle, who previously designed the BDSM Palace in Frankfurt, the Joe Paterno Childcare Center on the Nike Campus, and the EFSMI building in Zurich, Switzerland.
Supposedly it will be big enough and equipped with cameras (bye-bye Notre Dame style scissor lift) in order to host games if air quality doesn’t allow it outdoors.
JoePa seemed like such a safe bet to name a building after, like what are the odds he was abetting a child rapist? A cousin dumping bodies in the East River, maybe.
