It’s Lanning

CallMeBigErn

Thebourbinator said:

https://twitter.com/WestCoastCFB/status/1470120577012621313?s=20

Good for Justin.

Mullens: Hey, Justin, wanna be a slimeball and sell your soul? The job is yours if you want it.

Wilcox: Nah.

UW_Doog_Bot

PasadenaHuskyFan said:

dtd said:

Most important stat: hot wife.

Threesome alert. After busting in the blond I'd only need a minute before being ready to dive into that asian chick. sweet mama

This is a hilarious comment for someone who talks about this bored having low standards.

There's hotter women at my school board meetings ffs. These two don't even qualify for "nothing special".

Sincerely,
One of the boards biggest degenerates.

UW_Doog_Bot

As far as Lanning, he sucks until he doesn't. Much like our own hire. High ceiling low floor. Lipo.

dtd

Fire Mullens.

creepycoug

UW_Doog_Bot said:

As far as Lanning, he sucks until he doesn't. Much like our own hire. High ceiling low floor. Lipo.

I muse like high ceilings g low floor of the contract reflects that bet.

I’ve lived with the guaranteed 9 game winner and it’s not as fun as it sounds.

EwaDawg

CallMeBigErn said:

Tequilla said:

CallMeBigErn said:

Tequilla said:

dtd said:

Tequilla said:

PasadenaHuskyFan said:

Tequilla said:

doogville said:

WilburHooksHands said:

they are fucked they just hired defensive sark

https://twitter.com/coach_addae/status/1375162704151871493?s=21

What the fuck was that? Lol. What a doofus.

A couple of those players definitely tried to light him up, too.

There’s no question I’d try to light up a coach that did that

dayum... internet badass

I lit somebody up this week playing soccer … practice what I preach

Day drinking?

Fuck no

Lit up one of my defenders with the ref not looking … returned the favor

You lit up someone on your own team? Congrats?

Of course not … opposition

Saying "my defenders" in reference to the other team is... I don't know what it is but its weird.

Christ. Tequilla is/was the only one on his team worth defending. Ergo "HIS" defenders. Are you knew hear?

PasadenaHuskyFan

CallMeBigErn said:

Tequilla said:

CallMeBigErn said:

Tequilla said:

CallMeBigErn said:

Tequilla said:

CallMeBigErn said:

Tequilla said:

dtd said:

Tequilla said:

PasadenaHuskyFan said:

Tequilla said:

doogville said:

WilburHooksHands said:

they are fucked they just hired defensive sark

https://twitter.com/coach_addae/status/1375162704151871493?s=21

What the fuck was that? Lol. What a doofus.

A couple of those players definitely tried to light him up, too.

There’s no question I’d try to light up a coach that did that

dayum... internet badass

I lit somebody up this week playing soccer … practice what I preach

Day drinking?

Fuck no

Lit up one of my defenders with the ref not looking … returned the favor

You lit up someone on your own team? Congrats?

Of course not … opposition

Saying "my defenders" in reference to the other team is... I don't know what it is but its weird.

You’re trying to read into something something that isn’t there

I mean yeah, you're right. It's probably because I'm a keeper. I always reference "my defenders". The ones on my team. They're mine.

My team

My defenders

Opponent pushes my defender down

I push back

Go fuck yourself for being an idiot

I see where I got lost in translation now. Whatever.

The moral of this story is that I’m a fucking fag. I understand.

RatherBeBrewing

Power rankings
1.

DeBoner’s daughter

Censored for the benefit of Canadawg, to not offend their Canadian or stoner self.
2. Bone Cancer wife
3. DeBoner’s wife

PasadenaHuskyFan

RatherBeBrewing said:

Power rankings
1.

DeBoner’s daughter

Censored for the benefit of Canadawg, to not offend their Canadian or stoner self.
2. Bone Cancer wife
3. DeBoner’s wife

Thai women are 🥵

dtd

46XiJCAB said:

bananasnblondes said:

Sounds like Lanning is going after the Florida State OC, who is like 30 years old. It's gonna be quite the Sark frat party over there in Eugene

Minus the Fireball!







And loose women.

Sure hope not!

RatherBeBrewing

The problem for Wilcox was he’s too much of an Oregon man, bleeds green and yellow. He was afraid of having too much success at Oregon and leaving the program for his dream job in the SEC. He couldn’t trust himself to not leave the program in a lurch like that.

Meanwhile, Phil Knight wanted a coach that would never leave. Someone who had reason to stay. Lanning was the perfect candidate. Happy wife, happy life? Or oncology for the wife, don’t want widower life?


How rare of a cancer are we talking about? 20,000 cases per year. There’s a certain cancer institute that has a cutting edge treatment and research program with ongoing and new clinical trials into osteosarcoma.

dtd

To be fair




we?'re just retweeting JOHN CANZANO at this point.

RatherBeBrewing

PasadenaHuskyFan said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

Power rankings
1.

DeBoner’s daughter

Censored for the benefit of Canadawg, to not offend their Canadian or stoner self.
2. Bone Cancer wife
3. DeBoner’s wife

Thai women are 🥵

After reading that comment everyone now knows that this is you.

backthepack

CallMeBigErn said:

Thebourbinator said:

https://twitter.com/WestCoastCFB/status/1470120577012621313?s=20

Good for Justin.

Mullens: Hey, Justin, wanna be a slimeball and sell your soul? The job is yours if you want it.

Wilcox: Nah.

Please shut up doog. He didn't take the job because he’s a loser than knew he would be fired in 4 years if he did. He can fuck around and win 5 at cal for all eternity

backthepack

RatherBeBrewing said:

PasadenaHuskyFan said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

Power rankings
1.

DeBoner’s daughter

Censored for the benefit of Canadawg, to not offend their Canadian or stoner self.
2. Bone Cancer wife
3. DeBoner’s wife

Thai women are 🥵

After reading that comment everyone now knows that this is you.

I’m shocked he like lady boys I’m shocked

PasadenaHuskyFan

backthepack said:

CallMeBigErn said:

Thebourbinator said:

https://twitter.com/WestCoastCFB/status/1470120577012621313?s=20

Good for Justin.

Mullens: Hey, Justin, wanna be a slimeball and sell your soul? The job is yours if you want it.

Wilcox: Nah.

Please shut up doog. He didn't take the job because he’s a loser than knew he would be fired in 4 years if he did. He can fuck around and win 5 at cal for all eternity

This guy gets it

PasadenaHuskyFan

RatherBeBrewing said:

PasadenaHuskyFan said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

Power rankings
1.

DeBoner’s daughter

Censored for the benefit of Canadawg, to not offend their Canadian or stoner self.
2. Bone Cancer wife
3. DeBoner’s wife

Thai women are 🥵

After reading that comment everyone now knows that this is you.

Problem?

MobeyB4Assholes

dtd said:

Most important stat: hot wife.

No leopard skin?

SwisherSweetboy

Problem?

That's a MAN, baby

RatherBeBrewing

PasadenaHuskyFan said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

PasadenaHuskyFan said:

RatherBeBrewing said:

Power rankings
1.

DeBoner’s daughter

Censored for the benefit of Canadawg, to not offend their Canadian or stoner self.
2. Bone Cancer wife
3. DeBoner’s wife

Thai women are 🥵

After reading that comment everyone now knows that this is you.

Problem?

I applaud you for owning it. Nice visor.

Miami’s coach mostly spoke in tuff guy coach speak, but I really liked his response whenever asked about a transfer or someone leaving the program: he’d slyly say “we don’t judge” and he might as well have been winning. AIt’s ingenious. The kid could be leaving because you sold him a pack of lies and by saying “we don’t judge” it leads one to speculate that the kid is transferring because he wants to be home closer to his boyfriend or has a bad heroin addiction.

We(?) don’t judge.