What was you worst / most embarrassing sports moment
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I went to UW during 0-12. Had classes with football players that still wore their letterman jackets.
I still like to talk about how awesome I was I'm highschool at sports. So my embarrassing sports moments are lived progressively every day as I can't let go of the past.
Also, I got knocked out trying to block a 320 pound Samoan dude thinking that I could run full speed at him and win.
I also had diarrhea after a big win, so while my teammates were celebrating I spent twenty minutes on the can. There were no bathrooms, just a stall in the middle of the lockerroom
During marital arts sparring, I got kicked in the nuts and went down because I wasn't wearing a cup. I lost the match -
Playing rugby for UW. I wasn't very good. During a ruck, I picked up the ball and proceeded to jump/dive over the pile out of bounds. The team made fun of me for weeks.
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Lost to Sterling Hinds in the 60 meter at Hec Ed.
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GrundleStiltzkin said:
My entire youth sports (below high school) was a long running embarrassment yet with nothing remarkable. My fat ugly nipples in middle school track tank tops might have been one of the worst. Wrestling in 2nd & 3rd grade was moving from one mat of degradation to another.
Senior year of football in a first round playoff game, against another small town school that took football very seriously and traveled well. I wore old school knee braces that had these hanger straps that ran up the inside of the pants and hooked on the belt. Damn things were constantly coming undone. In this case, the braces became terribly tangled up and I could barely move because they slid down so far. I came off field following an offensive series, went to far side of bench, and without thinking much dropped trow to fix the situation as quick as I could. I gradually become aware of a commotion behind me, and turn around to see that I'm directly in front of the visitors section and am being heckled by the cheerleaders, students, and parents. Good tims.
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I was excited for Petersen to step down and Jimmy to take over. What a fucking idiot.
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10 years old little league playing catcher. Runner coming around third, I step up in front of home to take throw. I take my right hand and proceed to pull my mitt off my hand and throw it to the side then realized it was mask I was supposed to throw. Thankfully throw was way off line as I stand there with mask on and no catchers glove. My buddy’s Dad had a super loud laugh, he was crying he was laughing so hard. You had the right idea he said! When my son was 6 I told him that story. A year later he is playing catcher, ball coming to plate and he puts his right hand on mitt-then stops. He comes to dugout and tells me “ I almost did what you did Dad!
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I saw this super hot redhead who happened to be my girlfriend kissing a 7th grader in the bleachers and I missed both FTs.
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So you were dating a middle schooler? Or Mary Kay Letourneau?dtd said:I saw this super hot redhead who happened to be my girlfriend kissing a 7th grader in the bleachers and I missed both FTs.
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Just let the joke work.BleachedAnusDawg said:
So you were dating a middle schooler? Or Mary Kay Letourneau?dtd said:I saw this super hot redhead who happened to be my girlfriend kissing a 7th grader in the bleachers and I missed both FTs.
I was 17.
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When i was a kid (11 or so) i wore a husky vest and a coog hat at a South Kitsap high school football game.
