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EsophagealFeces

Ho lee shit. You'd think USC could find someone to photoshop that second chin out. They need to hire Race(RIP).

RoadDawg55

CheersWestDawg said:

I sat in on a DL meeting once with Holt, Nansen, and a GA. They were watching tape of practice and the GA was leading the meeting. Nansen was in the back of the room snacking on cornnuts and saying stupid shit like "listen to coach" (meaning the GA), "ya gotta be quicker", "make sure you wear a rubber". He is a worthless fuck.

WJW. Nansen is a worthless.

bananasnblondes

allpurpleallgold said:

Sark is Theon Greyjoy.

Can we call him Reek now?


Also, I love how they photoshopped about 20 pounds of fat from his face for that picture

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DerekJohnson said:

I didn't know you could be legendary when your top season is 8 wins.

Sark is literally the only coach in this conference who has never won 9 games in a season as a head coach.

So glad USC hired him and not a real coach.

RoadDawg55

I can't wait until USC loses 28-10 against Stanford in a sloppy game and Sark says, "We're a lot better football team than we showed today."

Mad_Son

bananasnblondes said:

allpurpleallgold said:

Sark is Theon Greyjoy.

Can we call him Reek now?

Not until his former home turns him into an embarrassment.

bananasnblondes

Prince Joffrey is still under House Peterman though. He doesn't know yet that he was fathered through a Sarkisian-Grinolds incestuous relationship

unfrozencaveman

Every house Sark builds reminds me of a Quadrant Home. 90-100 day build cycle, haphazard foundation pour, and framed by illegals who couldn't care less about what "plumb" means. A low quality, low cost shitbox

dnc

BlowItUp said:

With @HBO's @GameOfThrones premiering Sunday, allow us to introduce USC's "House Sarkisian"… #FallIsComing pic.twitter.com/SNccu1qQ9c

— USC Trojans (@USC_Athletics) April 3, 2014

Now, more than ever before:

WDWHA

haie

God Ivan looks like a fuckin goon.

AZDuck

Hodor

Swaye

This is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. Ever.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Swaye said:

This is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. Ever.

Considering how many times Sven's dropped Lemon Party on the original HHB (RIP), that's saying something.

Swaye

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Swaye said:

This is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. Ever.

Considering how many times Sven's dropped Lemon Party on the original HHB (RIP), that's saying something.

This.

There aren't even words for how gay this is. It's like some new level of gay. Turbo gay? Fuck if I know, but it is pretty damn bad. Jesus, actually makes me think Crazy Larry is good.

SpoonieLuv

haie said:

God Ivan looks like a fuckin goon.

Combine Ivan's chin and Sark's neck and that's a brah I wouldn't want to meet outside the aurora 7-11

DerekJohnson

Swaye said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Swaye said:

This is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. Ever.

Considering how many times Sven's dropped Lemon Party on the original HHB (RIP), that's saying something.

This.

There aren't even words for how gay this is. It's like some new level of gay. Turbo gay? Fuck if I know, but it is pretty damn bad. Jesus, actually makes me think Crazy Larry is good.

House Crazy Larry?

Tequilla

Kim Jong Vino would never say "wow ... just wow" on this ...

He'd be talking about good marketing and the sizzle that this was creating

Tequilla

Lots of missing $75k in this thread

GrundleStiltzkin

HYG

BayDawg

RoadDawg55 said:

I can't wait until USC loses 28-10 against Stanford in a sloppy game and Sark says, "We're a lot better football team than we showed today."

"The scoreboard is not indicative..."