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BlowItUp

With @HBO's @GameOfThrones premiering Sunday, allow us to introduce USC's "House Sarkisian"… #FallIsComing pic.twitter.com/SNccu1qQ9c

— USC Trojans (@USC_Athletics) April 3, 2014

MikeDamone

What a douche. Fucking .500 coach and all he does is talk and promote himself and his *sizzle. No wonder that dumb fuck Kim gargles his balls

Where is the lawnmower dancer ?

MikeDamone

Tui should be god damned embarrassed.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Good fucking riddance.

GrundleStiltzkin

Screenshots delivered.

Btw, #Fallls is missing 3 more L's

BlowItUp

obligatory #ThanksPat

PurpleJ

Where is Thump?

fivehundredmileDAWG

Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?

I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...

... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...

But then again this is dude Brah land ...

PostGameOrangeSlices

can't wait for House Sark's first road game

can you say red wedding?

PostGameOrangeSlices

PurpleJ said:

Where is Thump?

That's Ser Thump to you

HeretoBeatmyChest

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?

I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...

... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...

But then again this is dude Brah land ...

Addition by subtraction for UW.

Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played.

allpurpleallgold

Sark is Theon Greyjoy.

Meek

What a cool day for the Trojan family, man

BlowItUp

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?

I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...

... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...

But then again this is dude Brah land ...

Addition by subtraction for UW.

Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played.

Why the fuck would someone pick Johnny Nansen as their wingman? Says all you need to know about SarkFS

PostGameOrangeSlices

BlowItUp said:

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?

I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...

... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...

But then again this is dude Brah land ...

Addition by subtraction for UW.

Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played.

Why the fuck would someone pick Johnny Nansen as their wingman? Says all you need to know about SarkFS

Because they're a married fat fuck? Can't have your wingman stealing the poon you set out to get

DerekJohnson

I didn't know you could be legendary when your top season is 8 wins.

DerekJohnson

my goodness, what a fucking embarrassment

CheersWestDawg

I sat in on a DL meeting once with Holt, Nansen, and a GA. They were watching tape of practice and the GA was leading the meeting. Nansen was in the back of the room snacking on cornnuts and saying stupid shit like "listen to coach" (meaning the GA), "ya gotta be quicker", "make sure you wear a rubber". He is a worthless fuck.

Meek

they should have at least photshopped out his extra chins so that he looks from the era before the donut was invented.

DerekJohnson

they should replace that photo with the one of him crying during the Oregon game

Fecal_Matter

As Ken Griswold likes to say, wow... just wow