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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,168
    edited April 2014

    @allpurpleallgold‌

    You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

    What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

    Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club

    They were looking for trouble. That's the disappointing part. Frat boys can be are usually idiots, but why ask for it? If some drunken idiot came to their apartment and said, "In your face! Seahawks!!" then he's asking for it and deserves a sucker punch.

    this. anyone who just walks down the street and starts harassing a dude and his girlfriend is a complete shit head. anyone who gets pissed over the outcome of a sporting event, to the point of throwing punches, is a shit head.

    Cyler Myles and Demorea'reae'rea Stringfellow are shit heads, I don't care if Roaddoog's dad and frat bro's enjoyed getting gangbanged by football players back in the day. Normal people dont.
    The point wasn't that they liked getting beat up. Nobody likes getting their ass kicked. It sucks. They might enjoy the stories now, but I doubt they were pumped about a football player whooping their asses. The point was that the kid was fine. If he got his jaw broke and had to drink from a straw from a straw for six weeks, then yeah, String deserves the punishment. I've been sucker punched at a bar before for no reason but a mistaken identity. I didn't go to the cops and press charges because of a black eye. Life goes on.

    My bad about that Dawg.
  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771

    I'm going Road Doogamus with this post. APAG grew up in Mercer Island. He graduated high school, wanted to get off the island, and moved to Seattle. Heavy drinking, some drug use, and being a dumb ass for a few years = some inevitable fights. He was a patron of the black strip club in Arizona. Seems logical to me. It is the internet, so he could be lying but it's not like he said he had a great stock portfolio, was a climate control expert, knew where all the best cocaine was, and paid for his own Super Bowl ticket while being a full time student.

    Close. I transfered to West Seattle High School halfway through freshman year. I wasn't kicked out of Mercer Island
    but I was asked to leave.

    And I went to the black strip club. And it was fucking awesome.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,600 Standard Supporter
    edited April 2014

    I'm going Road Doogamus with this post. APAG grew up in Mercer Island. He graduated high school, wanted to get off the island, and moved to Seattle. Heavy drinking, some drug use, and being a dumb ass for a few years = some inevitable fights. He was a patron of the black strip club in Arizona. Seems logical to me. It is the internet, so he could be lying but it's not like he said he had a great stock portfolio, was a climate control expert, knew where all the best cocaine was, and paid for his own Super Bowl ticket while being a full time student.

    Exactly.

    Most of it is kind of realistic and plausible, but people here like to use pseudonyms. That's all I have to say...

  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,600 Standard Supporter
    edited April 2014

    @allpurpleallgold‌

    You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

    What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

    Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

    @allpurpleallgold‌

    You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

    What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

    Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

    This. It's similar to the guy who says he's banged 75 chicks. You kind of nod your head and drink your beer as you listen to his stories and inside your head you're rolling your eyes
  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771

    @allpurpleallgold‌

    You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

    What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

    Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali
    Really all I meant was that I've been in a lot of fights. If you asked me to count I couldn't give you an exact number. If I'd been in 3 fights I'd remember 3 fights. But I've been in a bunch so I don't know the exact number.

    I also can't remember how many girls I've had sex with. That doesn't make me Wilt Chamberlain.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,168
    edited April 2014

    @allpurpleallgold‌

    You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

    What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

    Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

    @allpurpleallgold‌

    You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

    What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

    Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

    This. It's similar to the guy who says he's banged 75 chicks. You kind of nod your head and drink your beer as you listen to his stories and inside your head you're rolling your eyes
    banging 75 chicks isn't that unrealistic. the 80/20 rule

    guys that constantly brag about how much pussy they get are definitely annoying, though. if those people were really such studs they wouldn't be so fucking desperate to let everyone else know. lions don't care what the sheep think of them
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,168

    @allpurpleallgold‌

    You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

    What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

    Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

    @allpurpleallgold‌

    You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

    What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

    Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

    This. It's similar to the guy who says he's banged 75
    chicks. You kind of nod your head and drink your beer a
    s you listen to his stories and inside your head you're rolling your eyes
    I'm definitely not that high but I did know a guy that was well into the hundreds. To be fair though he fucked girls, guys and whatever trannies count as. You haven't lived until you've had your friend tell you about the tranny he fucked off craigslist. "Her tool was bigger than mine" was his best quote.
    what the actual fuck. you have to be a weird motherfucker to fuck a tranny off of craigslist....porn just doesn't work at that level of perversion, i guess.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,600 Standard Supporter
    this thread is starting to deliver
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club

    this thread is starting to deliver has been delivering

    Fixed.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,168

    APAG, that is probably the sickest story I've heard this year. 75 chicks isn't all that crazy. If you bang 10 a year from 18-25, you are at 70. 52 weeks a year, you go out twice a week. That's 104 chances to pick up a girl. You only need to pick up a girl 1 out of 10 times to reach 10. Add 5 from high school and there you are. If you are a good looking guy and can hold a conversation that doesn't entirely consist of, "So, where are you from? Or "Are you having a good night?" you will fuck some chicks. If you lower your standards, it's not difficult to pick something up at the end of the night. Fat and ugly girls need loving too and are willing to sleep with almost anyone who pays them any attention.

    This isn't as impressive or gross as APAG, but I got a buddy who is 26 that conservatively has fucked 200 girls. His roommate who has known him since high school estimated 250. Every time I see him he picks up a different girl. He probably doesn't fuck every single one, but I'm sure he gets at least half of them. When I went to Arizona with him, he fucked 5 in 3 days (Fri-Sun), including 3 in one day.

    If you haven't hit 30 by the time you graduate college, America has failed you
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    APAG, that is probably the sickest story I've heard this year. 75 chicks isn't all that crazy. If you bang 10 a year from 18-25, you are at 70. 52 weeks a year, you go out twice a week. That's 104 chances to pick up a girl. You only need to pick up a girl 1 out of 10 times to reach 10. Add 5 from high school and there you are. If you are a good looking guy and can hold a conversation that doesn't entirely consist of, "So, where are you from? Or "Are you having a good night?" you will fuck some chicks. If you lower your standards, it's not difficult to pick something up at the end of the night. Fat and ugly girls need loving too and are willing to sleep with almost anyone who pays them any attention.

    This isn't as impressive or gross as APAG, but I got a buddy who is 26 that conservatively has fucked 200 girls. His roommate who has known him since high school estimated 250. Every time I see him he picks up a different girl. He probably doesn't fuck every single one, but I'm sure he gets at least half of them. When I went to Arizona with him, he fucked 5 in 3 days (Fri-Sun), including 3 in one day.

    If you haven't hit 30 by the time you graduate college, America has failed you
    College Doog has about 28-29 to go then.......
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,600 Standard Supporter
    edited April 2014

    APAG, that is probably the sickest story I've heard this year. 75 chicks isn't all that crazy. If you bang 10 a year from 18-25, you are at 70. 52 weeks a year, you go out twice a week. That's 104 chances to pick up a girl. You only need to pick up a girl 1 out of 10 times to reach 10. Add 5 from high school and there you are. If you are a good looking guy and can hold a conversation that doesn't entirely consist of, "So, where are you from? Or "Are you having a good night?" you will fuck some chicks. If you lower your standards, it's not difficult to pick something up at the end of the night. Fat and ugly girls need loving too and are willing to sleep with almost anyone who pays them any attention.

    This isn't as impressive or gross as APAG's friend, but I got a buddy who is 26 that conservatively has fucked 200 girls. His roommate who has known him since high school estimated 250. Every time I see him he picks up a different girl. He probably doesn't fuck every single one, but I'm sure he gets at least half of them. When I went to Arizona with him, he fucked 5 in 3 days (Fri-Sun), including 3 in one day.
    h

    75 isn't crazy if you're rich and/or famous. Most people eventually get into relationships for at least a few months if not a few years though.

    Sure, if you hit dive bars and clubs 3-4 nights a week and really went all out, dragged home some drunk skanks, and made it your life's mission, it can be done. It gets old though. I went to this Patriot bar with my neighbor about a year ago, and there was some 22 y.o. little attention whore running around. I literally wanted to deck her and drag her by the hair to this wash behind the bar. She was that f****** annoying. We both talked about how we were too old for this shit. Once you hit your mid 30s, it's not as fun.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,128

    APAG, that is probably the sickest story I've heard this year. 75 chicks isn't all that crazy. If you bang 10 a year from 18-25, you are at 70. 52 weeks a year, you go out twice a week. That's 104 chances to pick up a girl. You only need to pick up a girl 1 out of 10 times to reach 10. Add 5 from high school and there you are. If you are a good looking guy and can hold a conversation that doesn't entirely consist of, "So, where are you from? Or "Are you having a good night?" you will fuck some chicks. If you lower your standards, it's not difficult to pick something up at the end of the night. Fat and ugly girls need loving too and are willing to sleep with almost anyone who pays them any attention.

    This isn't as impressive or gross as APAG's friend, but I got a buddy who is 26 that conservatively has fucked 200 girls. His roommate who has known him since high school estimated 250. Every time I see him he picks up a different girl. He probably doesn't fuck every single one, but I'm sure he gets at least half of them. When I went to Arizona with him, he fucked 5 in 3 days (Fri-Sun), including 3 in one day.
    h

    75 isn't crazy if you're rich and/or famous. Most people eventually get into relationships for at least a few months if not a few years though.

    Sure, if you hit dive bars and clubs 3-4 nights a week and really went all out, dragged home some drunk skanks, and made it your life's mission, it can be done. It gets old though. I went to this Patriot bar with my neighbor about a year ago, and there was some 22 y.o. little attention whore running around. I literally wanted to deck her and drag her by the hair to this wash behind the bar. She was that f****** annoying. We both talked about how we were too old for this shit. Once you hit your mid 30s, it's not as fun.
    I was going to post about this but didn't want to get in TL,DR territory. It takes a degree of skill to bang that many because attachment happens, more often with girls when they have sex. On the other hand, some guys still get some strange even when in relationships. It's all a matter of how often you go out. If you go out every weekend for a few years and try to bring someone home, you will get to 75.

  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    Why would you kick them off the team for this? At worst, they were being assholes. Being an asshole isn't reason to kick someone off the team. All college kids get in drunken fights.

    At worst, they assaulted 2 girls and started an unprovoked fight with a dude brah. They're shit heads.
    I don't think so. The report is pretty vague about that, and girls always exaggerate any type of confrontation that is around them. He grabbed the camera from the girl and smashed it. They don't know if she passed out from being hit or not feeling well really means she faked some shit to get some attention because the big black guy yelled in her face and snapped her camera. Then he took his anger to beat the shit out of somebody after the incident at the fire.

    These guys are pussies. My dad was a frat bro a long time ago and he has great stories about him and his friends getting beat up by football players. One DL kicked down the door and knocked out four dudes in the entry way of the house. He broke one guy's nose. The player then came by the next day with a few teammates, apologized, and asked them not to tell Don James. He said he would get some money from a booster (Bleenor?) and replace the door. As long as the guy fighting Miles didn't get serious injuries from the fight, you let that shit go. G-code, you don't talk to police.



    Wow. Thanks for the sypnosis of Husky Football... The win at any cost years.

    Also you're attempt at street cred posse was quite comical.