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Gladstone
Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
  • chrisvashon
    chrisvashon Member Posts: 627
    1-800-cancel-scout

    "Workplace account" lol
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,656 Standard Supporter
    1-888-501-5752

    That's the Scout cancellation number. For realz
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,214

    If there's one person who I would enjoy seeing get the shit beat out of him...It's Ektard.

    Seeing someone pummel him with their fists while that high, whiny pitched voice begged for mercy is almost murder boner material.

    Careful, fren.

    The FBI and NSA lawyers are monitoring this bored
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,513
    Ektard claims he played college football and was a wide receiver. He is definitely wide and receives something on a daily basis but I doubt he played any sports in college.
  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180

    If there's one person who I would enjoy seeing get the shit beat out of him...It's Ektard.

    Seeing someone pummel him with their fists while that high, whiny pitched voice begged for mercy is almost murder boner material.

    Ektard more than Griswold? Or F3? Ektard's just a lackey.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,656 Standard Supporter

    Ektard claims he played college football and was a wide receiver. He is definitely wide and receives something on a daily basis but I doubt he played any sports in college.

    What, 140 lbs. ago?
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.
  • Dick_B
    Dick_B Member Posts: 1,301
    calling puppy shit sugar steele a fucking moran is like calling water wet.... and if we are going to be negative about water I'm out.
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Dick_B said:

    calling puppy shit sugar steele a fucking moran is like calling water wet.... and if we are going to be negative about water I'm out.

    I didn't feel like being mean.

    Eklund has surpassed F3 and Kim as my most hated of the lemon party trio as well.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    Somehow Fetters has become tolerable over time simply by going silent
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Tequilla said:

    Somehow Fetters has become tolerable over time simply by going silent

    huh?

  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Dick_B said:

    calling puppy shit sugar steele a fucking moran is like calling water wet.... and if we are going to be negative about water I'm out.

    I didn't feel like being mean.

    Eklund has surpassed F3 and Kim as my most hated of the lemon party trio as well.
    Lil Kim will always be #1 in my heart.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,102
    Fetters fading into the background (funny thought) and not posting as many fucktarded thoughts as Kim Jong Vino and Ektard has turned him from arguably the most hated member at one point to now insignificant
  • BayDawg
    BayDawg Member Posts: 1,623
    Tequilla said:

    Somehow Fetters has become tolerable over time simply by going silent

    Probably just eating most of the time...
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.
    Paul Hatchet wasn't a recruiter like Sark you ignant fuck cockus. You wouldn't remember as you admittedley were drinking hot chocolate with your daddy at husky games in that era. Prolly getting stroked during those cold fall afternoons by your poppy. "Give me more_time daddy, I'm getting this funny feeling..." Why else would anyone take you to a husky game.

    Sark and staff will have top 3 classes yearly. Stick to softball more_weenie. Leave football history to those who witnessed it. And Sark will have the South wrapped up as soon as this year.

    Does squirting on your dad count as a real handjob? I'm sure you're one friend cuntslice bought it;)
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Hacket did recruit top classes actually. Bulk of that 2002 and 2003 teams were his recruits.

    Noticed you didn't even bother explaining Kiffin, Zook or Shula.

    Keep dooging it up for Sark then telling others they should go to Doogman.
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Oops "your". Here comes the engrish police!
  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.
    Does squirting on your dad
    count as a real handjob? I'm sure you're one friend cuntslice bought it;)
    Sure material like this helps lands potential interviews. Nothing like incest jokes says this is a credible site.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,143

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.
    Does squirting on your dad
    count as a real handjob? I'm sure you're one friend cuntslice bought it;)
    Sure material like this helps lands potential interviews. Nothing like incest jokes says this is a credible site.
    I hope you are just trolling PL SS. You aren't really this big of pussy are you? You get sensitive over everything Puppy posts.

  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813

    If there's one person who I would enjoy seeing get the shit beat out of him...It's Ektard.

    Seeing someone pummel him with their fists while that high, whiny pitched voice begged for mercy is almost murder boner material.


    fence sitter

  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.
    Does squirting on your dad
    count as a real handjob? I'm sure you're one friend cuntslice bought it;)
    Sure material like this helps lands potential interviews. Nothing like incest jokes says this is a credible site.
    I hope you are just trolling PL SS. You aren't really this big of pussy are you? You get sensitive over everything Puppy posts.

    Do you defend PLSS on everything? I mean you were the only defending him for his timeout when he said the N word and now you are defending incest jokes?

    Yet you guys have the nerve to say Derek is wrong for suggesting your podcasts are juvenile?

    If this site is ever going to grow PLSS needs to tone it back a notch or simply be run. Harv was run for far less than PLSS and unlike PLSS, Harv is actually creative and funny.

    Also I'm not even in Harv's camp either as the sandy vag has me blocked. Just making an observation.
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    why the fuck would we run PL_SS? He's pretty much the only offseason content on this bored. I don't read Derek's interviews because I give no fucks about ex-Huskieieie playas
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,214
    edited April 2014

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.
    Paul Hatchet wasn't a recruiter like Sark you ignant fuck cockus. You wouldn't remember as you admittedley were drinking hot chocolate with your daddy at husky games in that era. Prolly getting stroked during those cold fall afternoons by your poppy. "Give me more_time daddy, I'm getting this funny feeling..." Why else would anyone take you to a husky game.

    Sark and staff will have top 3 classes yearly. Stick to softball more_weenie. Leave football history to those who witnessed it. And Sark will have the South wrapped up as soon as this year.

    Does squirting on your dad count as a real handjob? I'm sure you're one friend cuntslice bought it;)
    Another shit post from a retarded, sexually repressed homosexual. I think Road and Chest are the only people on the board amused with your stupid shtick anymore. Everyone else grew past the 4th grade level shit.

  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,143

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.
    Paul Hatchet wasn't a recruiter like Sark you ignant fuck cockus. You wouldn't remember as you admittedley were drinking hot chocolate with your daddy at husky games in that era. Prolly getting stroked during those cold fall afternoons by your poppy. "Give me more_time daddy, I'm getting this funny feeling..." Why else would anyone take you to a husky game.

    Sark and staff will have top 3 classes yearly. Stick to softball more_weenie. Leave football history to those who witnessed it. And Sark will have the South wrapped up as soon as this year.

    Does squirting on your dad count as a real handjob? I'm sure you're one friend cuntslice bought it;)
    Another shit post from a retarded, sexually repressed homosexual. I think Road and Chest are the only people on the board amused with your stupid shtick anymore. Everyone else grew past the 4th grade level shit.

    He hasn't been very good lately. As much as he is in HNMT and your head, you guys are in his head as well. I know he has some great rants in him though and I could rattle off a bunch of them. Even the best hitters go through slumps.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    You guys just want PLSS to be wrong so you can be right....
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.
    Paul Hatchet wasn't a recruiter like Sark you ignant fuck cockus. You wouldn't remember as you admittedley were drinking hot chocolate with your daddy at husky games in that era. Prolly getting stroked during those cold fall afternoons by your poppy. "Give me more_time daddy, I'm getting this funny feeling..." Why else would anyone take you to a husky game.

    Sark and staff will have top 3 classes yearly. Stick to softball more_weenie. Leave football history to those who witnessed it. And Sark will have the South wrapped up as soon as this year.

    Does squirting on your dad count as a real handjob? I'm sure you're one friend cuntslice bought it;)
    Another shit post from a retarded, sexually repressed homosexual. I think Road and Chest are the only people on the board amused with your stupid shtick anymore. Everyone else grew past the 4th grade level shit.

    PLSS has been in a slump. I have faith he'll pull out of it.