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Ektard Tuesday Hilarity

GladstoneGladstone Member Posts: 16,419
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Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

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#workplacedawgmanaccount
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    *sizzle
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  • chrisvashonchrisvashon Member Posts: 627
    1-800-cancel-scout

    "Workplace account" lol
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  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,971 Founders Club
    1-888-501-5752

    That's the Scout cancellation number. For realz
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  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,281 Swaye's Wigwam
    CheersWestDawg said:

    If there's one person who I would enjoy seeing get the shit beat out of him...It's Ektard.

    Seeing someone pummel him with their fists while that high, whiny pitched voice begged for mercy is almost murder boner material.

    Careful, fren.

    The FBI and NSA lawyers are monitoring this bored
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  • bananasnblondesbananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,293
    Ektard claims he played college football and was a wide receiver. He is definitely wide and receives something on a daily basis but I doubt he played any sports in college.
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  • DugtheDoogDugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    CheersWestDawg said:

    If there's one person who I would enjoy seeing get the shit beat out of him...It's Ektard.

    Seeing someone pummel him with their fists while that high, whiny pitched voice begged for mercy is almost murder boner material.

    Ektard more than Griswold? Or F3? Ektard's just a lackey.
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  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,971 Founders Club
    bananasnblondes said:

    Ektard claims he played college football and was a wide receiver. He is definitely wide and receives something on a daily basis but I doubt he played any sports in college.

    What, 140 lbs. ago?
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  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

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    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.
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  • Dick_BDick_B Member Posts: 1,301
    calling puppy shit sugar steele a fucking moran is like calling water wet.... and if we are going to be negative about water I'm out.
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Dick_B said:

    calling puppy shit sugar steele a fucking moran is like calling water wet.... and if we are going to be negative about water I'm out.

    I didn't feel like being mean.

    Eklund has surpassed F3 and Kim as my most hated of the lemon party trio as well.
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  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,908
    Somehow Fetters has become tolerable over time simply by going silent
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,758
    Tequilla said:

    Somehow Fetters has become tolerable over time simply by going silent

    huh?

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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,758
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Dick_B said:

    calling puppy shit sugar steele a fucking moran is like calling water wet.... and if we are going to be negative about water I'm out.

    I didn't feel like being mean.

    Eklund has surpassed F3 and Kim as my most hated of the lemon party trio as well.
    Lil Kim will always be #1 in my heart.
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  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,908
    Fetters fading into the background (funny thought) and not posting as many fucktarded thoughts as Kim Jong Vino and Ektard has turned him from arguably the most hated member at one point to now insignificant
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  • BayDawgBayDawg Member Posts: 1,623
    Tequilla said:

    Somehow Fetters has become tolerable over time simply by going silent

    Probably just eating most of the time...
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  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    Gladstone said:

    Says that Ricky Town will save Sark's career and make things very comfortable for him. Says he's a great QB coach too.

    Nary a word about discipline. OL. Defense. Special teams. Anything else.

    L
    O
    L

    #workplacedawgmanaccount

    With the best recruiting classes in the country every year, discipline won't mean much. And the Oline will not be down long. USC ' S Oline will be more dominant than UW'S after this year and our seniors graduate.. Sark just recruited 4 all americans, what did we do? Our oline situation is no better than Sark's after this year dumbfucks.
    You are a fucking moron! If you are a shitty coach you will be shitty even though you have great talent.

    Ask Lane Kiffin, Paul Hacket, Mike Shula, Ron Zook, etc.
    Paul Hatchet wasn't a recruiter like Sark you ignant fuck cockus. You wouldn't remember as you admittedley were drinking hot chocolate with your daddy at husky games in that era. Prolly getting stroked during those cold fall afternoons by your poppy. "Give me more_time daddy, I'm getting this funny feeling..." Why else would anyone take you to a husky game.

    Sark and staff will have top 3 classes yearly. Stick to softball more_weenie. Leave football history to those who witnessed it. And Sark will have the South wrapped up as soon as this year.

    Does squirting on your dad count as a real handjob? I'm sure you're one friend cuntslice bought it;)
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Hacket did recruit top classes actually. Bulk of that 2002 and 2003 teams were his recruits.

    Noticed you didn't even bother explaining Kiffin, Zook or Shula.

    Keep dooging it up for Sark then telling others they should go to Doogman.
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  • puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    Oops "your". Here comes the engrish police!
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