Austin Seferian-Jenkins*, TE, Washington: 6-5, 262. Third-year junior. "He's going to be close to Gronkowski talent-wise," one scout said. "Now he's lazy and a (expletive). It's all kinds of just minor stuff. There's always something wrong with him." Had 146 receptions in three seasons. Played some basketball for Huskies. "I think he's a pretender," another scout said. "Not really a football player. The hype is big, but he don't want to block and he is kind of half-(expletive) in everything he does. Inconsistent and unreliable."
Poor choice inviting him to the Combine. With ASJ, we have ourselves another Chris Polk. Leave early and go undrafted.
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How the fuck do you compare ASJ to Polk? Polk worked his ass off, played his ass off, and didn't get drafted because of injury concerns. ASJ is a fat, lazy pussy just like his former head coach. You can PM Irish so you can figure this place out, but you need to PM someone else so you can get football dialed in. You are clueless.
Poor choice inviting him to the Combine. With ASJ, we have ourselves another Chris Polk. Leave early and go undrafted.
The Husky/Sark way
How the fuck do you compare ASJ to Polk? Polk worked his ass off, played his ass off, and didn't get drafted because of injury concerns. ASJ is a fat, lazy pussy just like his former head coach. You can PM Irish so you can figure this place out, but you need to PM someone else so you can get football dialed in. You are clueless.
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Poor choice inviting him to the Combine. With ASJ, we have ourselves another Chris Polk. Leave early and go undrafted.
The Husky/Sark way
How the fuck do you compare ASJ to Polk? Polk worked his ass off, played his ass off, and didn't get drafted because of injury concerns. ASJ is a fat, lazy pussy just like his former head coach. You can PM Irish so you can figure this place out, but you need to PM someone else so you can get football dialed in. You are clueless.
Listen, Middleton could have prolly outrun ASJ with a snickers bar. His own fault. Ivan was there with a disciplined S&C program. Sark obviously didn't do enough to ensure his starters weren't there everyday. This is EXACTLY why this team finished 7-6 every year and Scouts think ASJ is as soft your mommy's mashed potatoes.
ASJ is a good kid. I hope Belichick drafts him. He (ASJ) will be all pro. Poor kid just needs to lift weights. He's so soft. No upper shoulders, deltoids, biceps, triceps or legs. Really soft for 4 years in a d-1 program.
Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.
4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.
Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.
4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.
Feces, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about regarding Lambo. I'll debate all day long with you on lambo
Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.
4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.
Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.
4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.
Feces, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about regarding Lambo. I'll debate all day long with you on lambo
Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.
4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.
Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.
4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.
Feces, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about regarding Lambo. I'll debate all day long with you on lambo
He was not a CEO, couldn't put it together on Saturdays, and the total was always less than the sum of its parts. But he could teach football, and get guys into training camps, and if Bruener/Bjornson/Conwell/Brigham could be NFL tight ends, he would have had ASJ much more prepared than Sark did, and ASJ would be a certain first rounder.
He was not a CEO, couldn't put it together on Saturdays, and the total was always less than the sum of its parts. But he could teach football, and get guys into training camps, and if Bruener/Bjornson/Conwell/Brigham could be NFL tight ends, he would have had ASJ much more prepared than Sark did, and ASJ would be a certain first rounder.
I'm not saying Lambo was a garbage coach, I'm just saying he wasn't a good head coach. He was obviously a great DC, and good teacher of the game, but saying he was a great HC is CDFS.
He was not a CEO, couldn't put it together on Saturdays, and the total was always less than the sum of its parts. But he could teach football, and get guys into training camps, and if Bruener/Bjornson/Conwell/Brigham could be NFL tight ends, he would have had ASJ much more prepared than Sark did, and ASJ would be a certain first rounder.
So you agree then that Lambo was a great assistant and not a good head coach?
ASJ Mad Libs, fill in the blank... "he's lazy and a (expletive)."
-He's lazy and a bitch? -Considering the times, couldn't be "he's lazy and a fag" could it?!
ASJ MadLibs #2, fill in the blank.... "he is kind of half-(expletive) in everything he does"
-he is kind of half-ass in everything he does seems like the obvious choice here but Hardcore Husky members are known for their creativity and i'm sure can do better than that
Austin Seferian-Jenkins*, TE, Washington: 6-5, 262. Third-year junior. "He's going to be close to Gronkowski talent-wise," one scout said. "Now he's lazy and a (expletive). It's all kinds of just minor stuff. There's always something wrong with him." Had 146 receptions in three seasons. Played some basketball for Huskies. "I think he's a pretender," another scout said. "Not really a football player. The hype is big, but he don't want to block and he is kind of half-(expletive) in everything he does. Inconsistent and unreliable."
Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.
4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
Yes because Lambo produced so many top 10 picks when he was head coach here.................
Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.
4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.
Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.
4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.
Feces, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about regarding Lambo. I'll debate all day long with you on lambo
And you are always fucking wrong on Lambo all day long. You always act like he was this great coach and not a guy who lost 4 fucking games with a team he sent 13 guys to the NFL!
Seriously fuck Lambo! I was so happy the day we finally fired his ass and hired a real head coach in Slick Rick.
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In other news, the scouts just love him:
Austin Seferian-Jenkins*, TE, Washington: 6-5, 262. Third-year junior. "He's going to be close to Gronkowski talent-wise," one scout said. "Now he's lazy and a (expletive). It's all kinds of just minor stuff. There's always something wrong with him." Had 146 receptions in three seasons. Played some basketball for Huskies. "I think he's a pretender," another scout said. "Not really a football player. The hype is big, but he don't want to block and he is kind of half-(expletive) in everything he does. Inconsistent and unreliable."
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With ASJ, we have ourselves another Chris Polk. Leave early and go undrafted.
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ASJ is a good kid. I hope Belichick drafts him. He (ASJ) will be all pro. Poor kid just needs to lift weights. He's so soft. No upper shoulders, deltoids, biceps, triceps or legs. Really soft for 4 years in a d-1 program.
He was not a CEO, couldn't put it together on Saturdays, and the total was always less than the sum of its parts. But he could teach football, and get guys into training camps, and if Bruener/Bjornson/Conwell/Brigham could be NFL tight ends, he would have had ASJ much more prepared than Sark did, and ASJ would be a certain first rounder.
ASJ Mad Libs, fill in the blank... "he's lazy and a (expletive)."
-He's lazy and a bitch?
-Considering the times, couldn't be "he's lazy and a fag" could it?!
ASJ MadLibs #2, fill in the blank.... "he is kind of half-(expletive) in everything he does"
-he is kind of half-ass in everything he does seems like the obvious choice here but Hardcore Husky members are known for their creativity and i'm sure can do better than that
Keep up the Dooging for Lambo though.
Revenge of the nerds around here.
Seriously fuck Lambo! I was so happy the day we finally fired his ass and hired a real head coach in Slick Rick.