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Top 10 Worst Cities in Warshington

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  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,728 Standard Supporter
    I think it's a given that tiny towns are 81% likely to be shitholes. I think you gotta have 5k plus people to fairly be considered for worst city in the state status. Anything less than that and it obviously is going to suck.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter
    Surprised at the omission of Cle Elum, aka "Dirty Truck-Stop" to folks in Roslyn, Ronald, Teanaway and Suncadia.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,527 Founders Club
    MelloDawg said:

    Too long to watch. I'm going with Kent(same as Federal Way) and Yakima. Every other town/city is a tie for third.

    No Kent either
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6JOQbwVJjxY
    Good call back

    I once stood in line behind John Keister at the Rainier Beach Safeway. The Seattle celebrity scene
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter
    Saw Keister knocking back cocktails at Lottie's in Columbia City a few years back. Looks the same, but lots more gray.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,672
    I think Id rather live in Aberdeen than Kent
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,281

    Let's just say that I agree with the two posters who said it's easier to list the small towns in Washington that are not shit holes.

    So far for me, I've got Waterville, Chelan, Port Townsend, Walla Walla and Sequim. What, you guys like Concrete, Elma, Rochester, Centralia, Kelso, Yakima, Vader, Pe Ell, Burlington Edison ....?

    I laff at @RoadDawg55 and his friends who mock the 'Deen they experience "on our way to the beach," as if the beach communities here outside of Long Beach aren't shit holes themselves. Ocean Shores is a bigger shit hole than Aberdeen; you can smell the corn dog fryer from fucking Hoquiam, which should, btw, make the list over Aberdeen (no; they're not the same place). I got news for ya: if you're headed to the beaches here, you like shit holes.

    No doubt about it. If there is only one thing the east coast does better than the west coast, it's the preservation of small towns. Yeah, I've driven through some shit holes in New England and Upstate, but fuck, the ratio of small towns I would not live in to those I would in that part of the country is not even close to what it is here.

    I’ve missed defensive, doogish Creep. Nowadays, you are level headed, one of the few non retards in the Tug, and are doling out good financial advice. A little Aberdeen shit talk brought you back tho. It’s good to see.

    I agree the Ocean towns are awful, but they have the ocean. You can rent a nice Airbnb for cheap, enjoy the waves and a beach day before getting the hell out of there. Aberdeen is a gloomy shit hole that actually makes me have sympathy for anyone unlucky enough to be born there.
    I can't disagree with any of that.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,530 Standard Supporter
    edited April 2021

    I think it's a given that tiny towns are 81% likely to be shitholes. I think you gotta have 5k plus people to fairly be considered for worst city in the state status. Anything less than that and it obviously is going to suck.



    You've obviously never driven combine in Lincoln County.

    Like we say in the county seat, Go Go Gorillas and fuck off.