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Top 10 Worst Cities in Warshington

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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 69,765 Founders Club

    Let's just say that I agree with the two posters who said it's easier to list the small towns in Washington that are not shit holes.

    So far for me, I've got Waterville, Chelan, Port Townsend, Walla Walla and Sequim. What, you guys like Concrete, Elma, Rochester, Centralia, Kelso, Yakima, Vader, Pe Ell, Burlington Edison ....?

    I laff at @RoadDawg55 and his friends who mock the 'Deen they experience "on our way to the beach," as if the beach communities here outside of Long Beach aren't shit holes themselves. Ocean Shores is a bigger shit hole than Aberdeen; you can smell the corn dog fryer from fucking Hoquiam, which should, btw, make the list over Aberdeen (no; they're not the same place). I got news for ya: if you're headed to the beaches here, you like shit holes.

    No doubt about it. If there is only one thing the east coast does better than the west coast, it's the preservation of small towns. Yeah, I've driven through some shit holes in New England and Upstate, but fuck, the ratio of small towns I would not live in to those I would in that part of the country is not even close to what it is here.

    I've seen some of the most beautiful small towns and townships in upstate New York, Newfoundland and Quebec. Just fucking gorgeous. You're right, Washington just doesn't do it the same way.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,530 Standard Supporter
    edited April 2021


    Fuck the Pacific Coast. Water is cold as shit even in August. #shrinkage.

    Big rocks and crashing waves. Cool. Like Clark Griswold at the Grand Canyon - let's GTFO of here and on to Wally World.

    Give me the Gulf Coast and the Carolina Coast. Better food. Water temp doesn't cause one's dick to fall off. Beaches for days.

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,697 Founders Club
    So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 69,765 Founders Club

    So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?

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    Redmond
    Don't forget Portland bruh
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,697 Founders Club

    So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?

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    Don't forget Portland bruh
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    Redmond

    Also getting votes: Portland, Salem, Eugene

    If Washington had a Bend I might still might still live there. Leavenworth is twash as fuck.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,515 Founders Club

    So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?

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    Don't forget Portland bruh
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    Also getting votes: Portland, Salem, Eugene


    If Washington had a Bend
    I might still might still live there. Leavenworth is twash as fuck.
    It's called Moses Lake.

    Disagree.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,697 Founders Club

    So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?

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    Don't forget Portland bruh
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    Redmond

    Also getting votes: Portland, Salem, Eugene


    If Washington had a Bend
    I might still might still live there. Leavenworth is twash as fuck.
    It's called Moses Lake.

    Barf.