Top 10 Worst Cities in Warshington
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A guy came by our house to try to get my dad to invest in Ocean Shores. My dad scoffed at him
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ahh, honorable mentionPurpleThrobber said:
BendDerekJohnson said:
Don't forget Portland bruhPurpleThrobber said:
BendYellowSnow said:So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?
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On this we are 100% in agreement. I don't swim in the Pacific unless I'm Hawaii or thereabouts. Not here.PurpleThrobber said:
Fuck the Pacific Coast. Water is cold as shit even in August. #shrinkage.
Big rocks and crashing waves. Cool. Like Clark Griswold at the Grand Canyon - let's GTFO of here and on to Wally World.
Give me the Gulf Coast and the Carolina Coast. Better food. Water temp doesn't cause one's dick to fall off. Beaches for days.
I'm pretty clear on this: In Florida and the Gulf states, it's salt water, and never, ever fresh water.
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Second on Coulee City. That is a weird and dirty little place.huskyhooligan said:WA coast is generally depressing. I don't know if it gets as depressing as Taholah.
Seabrook feels like Disneyland on the WA coast, and part of me hates it, but part of me also recognizes it is necessary and needed.
The greater Gray's Harbor meh-tropolitan area is depressing. Ocean Shores does have some qualities, but when you dive deep, you realize it was poorly planned, and they have one of like what feels like four places one can ride a go-kart in all of Washington. Go-karts for redeeming value!
I feel like there are some towns that are trying, but I still wouldn't touch (Yelm).
Other decent small towns I didn't notice if listed would be Steilacoom (pronounced Still-I-cum). It could use another restaurant or two but it's pretty chill.
Someone mentioned Oysoyoos, the lake is pretty cool. Oroville in the US, has a lot of potential.
Oh yeah, Coulee City, despite being adjacent to some pretty cool geography, fucking sucks.
I was pleasantly surprised by Ephrata last time I went through. That is I expected much worse.
If there were decent paying jobs I qualified for in Wenatchee, I'd probably move there in an instant.
Taholah is other level bad. @Swaye ? -
Recently drove through the Dalles. Gritty AF. I saw so many homeless people I thought I was back in NE Seattle.YellowSnow said:So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?
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I've swam in some fresh water in Georgia (reservoir) but then it was straight to the shower. Just nasty muddy water. Totally concur. The lead-filled Lake CDA built strong bonecreepycoug said:
On this we are 100% in agreement. I don't swim in the Pacific unless I'm Hawaii or thereabouts. Not here.PurpleThrobber said:
Fuck the Pacific Coast. Water is cold as shit even in August. #shrinkage.
Big rocks and crashing waves. Cool. Like Clark Griswold at the Grand Canyon - let's GTFO of here and on to Wally World.
Give me the Gulf Coast and the Carolina Coast. Better food. Water temp doesn't cause one's dick to fall off. Beaches for days.
I'm pretty clear on this: In Florida and the Gulf states, it's salt water, and never, ever fresh water.
West coast, it's fresh water and never ever salt water.rs and teeth.
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Maybe if Chelan had top notch skiing within 30 mins, you could use that as an example.PurpleThrobber said:
It's called Moses Lake.YellowSnow said:PurpleThrobber said:
BendDerekJohnson said:
Don't forget Portland bruhPurpleThrobber said:
BendYellowSnow said:So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?
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Redmond
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Also getting votes: Portland, Salem, Eugene
If Washington had a Bend I might still might still live there. Leavenworth is twash as fuck. -
I like Ritzville
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Washington's Bend is ironically named Redmond.YellowSnow said:
If Washington had a Bend I might still might still live there. Leavenworth is twash as fuck.PurpleThrobber said:
BendDerekJohnson said:
Don't forget Portland bruhPurpleThrobber said:
BendYellowSnow said:So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?
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Because of the abundant sunshine in Redmond, WA?TurdBomber said:
Washington's Bend is ironically named Redmond.YellowSnow said:
If Washington had a Bend I might still might still live there. Leavenworth is twash as fuck.PurpleThrobber said:
BendDerekJohnson said:
Don't forget Portland bruhPurpleThrobber said:
BendYellowSnow said:So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?
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Went there in the 70's and Sammy Davis Junior was playing a hotel.RaceBannon said:A guy came by our house to try to get my dad to invest in Ocean Shores. My dad scoffed at him
Shitty golf course too
Took my gf there in the 90's and the same hotel was hosting the Footprinter's Convention.
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If you are into slowpitch softball sure.gifthechatch said:There’s a lot to like about Federal Way, guys!
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Here is an example. Don't hate me.DerekJohnson said:
I've seen some of the most beautiful small towns and townships in upstate New York, Newfoundland and Quebec. Just fucking gorgeous. You're right, Washington just doesn't do it the same way.creepycoug said:Let's just say that I agree with the two posters who said it's easier to list the small towns in Washington that are not shit holes.
So far for me, I've got Waterville, Chelan, Port Townsend, Walla Walla and Sequim. What, you guys like Concrete, Elma, Rochester, Centralia, Kelso, Yakima, Vader, Pe Ell, Burlington Edison ....?
I laff at @RoadDawg55 and his friends who mock the 'Deen they experience "on our way to the beach," as if the beach communities here outside of Long Beach aren't shit holes themselves. Ocean Shores is a bigger shit hole than Aberdeen; you can smell the corn dog fryer from fucking Hoquiam, which should, btw, make the list over Aberdeen (no; they're not the same place). I got news for ya: if you're headed to the beaches here, you like shit holes.
No doubt about it. If there is only one thing the east coast does better than the west coast, it's the preservation of small towns. Yeah, I've driven through some shit holes in New England and Upstate, but fuck, the ratio of small towns I would not live in to those I would in that part of the country is not even close to what it is here.
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The Washington beaches aren't much to look at, but they're great for razor clams. The water is cold as hell and the undertow currents will kill you, so they aren't really like warm water beaches.
I loved going to Open Sores when I was a kid, but I only show up for clam digs now. I like the upper coast though, because it's so wild and scenic - staying at Hobucks on Makah Bay is awesome - but you won't be catered to. Shi Shi beach and Cape Flattery are pretty cool as well.
I hope they open Neah Bay back up soon - I didn't get up there last year at all and they still won't let white devils in town. -
Midget clam digger, fish fucker!dflea said:The Washington beaches aren't much to look at, but they're great for razor clams. The water is cold as hell and the undertow currents will kill you, so they aren't really like warm water beaches.
I loved going to Open Sores when I was a kid, but I only show up for clam digs now. I like the upper coast though, because it's so wild and scenic - staying at Hobucks on Makah Bay is awesome - but you won't be catered to. Shi Shi beach and Cape Flattery are pretty cool as well.
I hope they open Neah Bay back up soon - I didn't get up there last year at all and they still won't let white devils in town. -
Fresh water down there = gators, snakes and other shit that wants to kill you.PurpleThrobber said:
I've swam in some fresh water in Georgia (reservoir) but then it was straight to the shower. Just nasty muddy water. Totally concur. The lead-filled Lake CDA built strong bonecreepycoug said:
On this we are 100% in agreement. I don't swim in the Pacific unless I'm Hawaii or thereabouts. Not here.PurpleThrobber said:
Fuck the Pacific Coast. Water is cold as shit even in August. #shrinkage.
Big rocks and crashing waves. Cool. Like Clark Griswold at the Grand Canyon - let's GTFO of here and on to Wally World.
Give me the Gulf Coast and the Carolina Coast. Better food. Water temp doesn't cause one's dick to fall off. Beaches for days.
I'm pretty clear on this: In Florida and the Gulf states, it's salt water, and never, ever fresh water.
West coast, it's fresh water and never ever salt water.rs and teeth. -
Yeah, well there's that too.creepycoug said:
Fresh water down there = gators, snakes and other shit that wants to kill you.PurpleThrobber said:
I've swam in some fresh water in Georgia (reservoir) but then it was straight to the shower. Just nasty muddy water. Totally concur. The lead-filled Lake CDA built strong bonecreepycoug said:
On this we are 100% in agreement. I don't swim in the Pacific unless I'm Hawaii or thereabouts. Not here.PurpleThrobber said:
Fuck the Pacific Coast. Water is cold as shit even in August. #shrinkage.
Big rocks and crashing waves. Cool. Like Clark Griswold at the Grand Canyon - let's GTFO of here and on to Wally World.
Give me the Gulf Coast and the Carolina Coast. Better food. Water temp doesn't cause one's dick to fall off. Beaches for days.
I'm pretty clear on this: In Florida and the Gulf states, it's salt water, and never, ever fresh water.
West coast, it's fresh water and never ever salt water.rs and teeth.
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Sounds just like the Tug.creepycoug said:
Fresh water down there = gators, snakes and other shit that wants to kill you.PurpleThrobber said:
I've swam in some fresh water in Georgia (reservoir) but then it was straight to the shower. Just nasty muddy water. Totally concur. The lead-filled Lake CDA built strong bonecreepycoug said:
On this we are 100% in agreement. I don't swim in the Pacific unless I'm Hawaii or thereabouts. Not here.PurpleThrobber said:
Fuck the Pacific Coast. Water is cold as shit even in August. #shrinkage.
Big rocks and crashing waves. Cool. Like Clark Griswold at the Grand Canyon - let's GTFO of here and on to Wally World.
Give me the Gulf Coast and the Carolina Coast. Better food. Water temp doesn't cause one's dick to fall off. Beaches for days.
I'm pretty clear on this: In Florida and the Gulf states, it's salt water, and never, ever fresh water.
West coast, it's fresh water and never ever salt water.rs and teeth. -
@Didneyworld in-house counsel true?creepycoug said:
Fresh water down there = gators, snakes and other shit that wants to kill you.PurpleThrobber said:
I've swam in some fresh water in Georgia (reservoir) but then it was straight to the shower. Just nasty muddy water. Totally concur. The lead-filled Lake CDA built strong bonecreepycoug said:
On this we are 100% in agreement. I don't swim in the Pacific unless I'm Hawaii or thereabouts. Not here.PurpleThrobber said:
Fuck the Pacific Coast. Water is cold as shit even in August. #shrinkage.
Big rocks and crashing waves. Cool. Like Clark Griswold at the Grand Canyon - let's GTFO of here and on to Wally World.
Give me the Gulf Coast and the Carolina Coast. Better food. Water temp doesn't cause one's dick to fall off. Beaches for days.
I'm pretty clear on this: In Florida and the Gulf states, it's salt water, and never, ever fresh water.
West coast, it's fresh water and never ever salt water.rs and teeth. -
Ouch.PurpleThrobber said:
It's called Moses Lake.YellowSnow said:PurpleThrobber said:
BendDerekJohnson said:
Don't forget Portland bruhPurpleThrobber said:
BendYellowSnow said:So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?
Bend
Bend
Bend
Bend
Bend
Bend
Bend
Bend
Redmond
Bend
Bend
Bend
Bend
Bend
Bend
Bend
Bend (specifically @YellowSnow's cul de sac)
Redmond
Also getting votes: Portland, Salem, Eugene
If Washington had a Bend I might still might still live there. Leavenworth is twash as fuck. -
After spending my entire youth visiting the Oregon coast, I have to say that the WA coastline is a big letdown. If I grew up in Aberdeen I’d blow my head off too, Kurt.