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Top 10 Worst Cities in Warshington

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  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,224 Standard Supporter
    I think it's a given that tiny towns are 81% likely to be shitholes. I think you gotta have 5k plus people to fairly be considered for worst city in the state status. Anything less than that and it obviously is going to suck.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,039 Standard Supporter
    Surprised at the omission of Cle Elum, aka "Dirty Truck-Stop" to folks in Roslyn, Ronald, Teanaway and Suncadia.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,884 Founders Club
    MelloDawg said:

    Too long to watch. I'm going with Kent(same as Federal Way) and Yakima. Every other town/city is a tie for third.

    No Kent either
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6JOQbwVJjxY
    Good call back

    I once stood in line behind John Keister at the Rainier Beach Safeway. The Seattle celebrity scene
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,039 Standard Supporter
    Saw Keister knocking back cocktails at Lottie's in Columbia City a few years back. Looks the same, but lots more gray.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,202
    I think Id rather live in Aberdeen than Kent
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,046

    Let's just say that I agree with the two posters who said it's easier to list the small towns in Washington that are not shit holes.

    So far for me, I've got Waterville, Chelan, Port Townsend, Walla Walla and Sequim. What, you guys like Concrete, Elma, Rochester, Centralia, Kelso, Yakima, Vader, Pe Ell, Burlington Edison ....?

    I laff at @RoadDawg55 and his friends who mock the 'Deen they experience "on our way to the beach," as if the beach communities here outside of Long Beach aren't shit holes themselves. Ocean Shores is a bigger shit hole than Aberdeen; you can smell the corn dog fryer from fucking Hoquiam, which should, btw, make the list over Aberdeen (no; they're not the same place). I got news for ya: if you're headed to the beaches here, you like shit holes.

    No doubt about it. If there is only one thing the east coast does better than the west coast, it's the preservation of small towns. Yeah, I've driven through some shit holes in New England and Upstate, but fuck, the ratio of small towns I would not live in to those I would in that part of the country is not even close to what it is here.

    I’ve missed defensive, doogish Creep. Nowadays, you are level headed, one of the few non retards in the Tug, and are doling out good financial advice. A little Aberdeen shit talk brought you back tho. It’s good to see.

    I agree the Ocean towns are awful, but they have the ocean. You can rent a nice Airbnb for cheap, enjoy the waves and a beach day before getting the hell out of there. Aberdeen is a gloomy shit hole that actually makes me have sympathy for anyone unlucky enough to be born there.
    I can't disagree with any of that.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,073
    edited April 2021

    I think it's a given that tiny towns are 81% likely to be shitholes. I think you gotta have 5k plus people to fairly be considered for worst city in the state status. Anything less than that and it obviously is going to suck.



    You've obviously never driven combine in Lincoln County.

    Like we say in the county seat, Go Go Gorillas and fuck off.

  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    The Washington coast really does suck though

    I ended up going to the Oregon coast for trips. Weather still sucks but the beaches and towns are better

    What's there not to like about Birch Bay?

  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    The Washington coast really does suck though

    I ended up going to the Oregon coast for trips. Weather still sucks but the beaches and towns are better

    Always knew you were a closet Duck
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,462 Founders Club
    edited April 2021
    dflea said:

    Shelton avoids making these lists by sending people around town on Highway 101 rather than have them come through the down town. Just about the whole way, you get an awesome view of the Olympics instead of a run-down logging town.

    The people who come into town figure out they should have taken the bypass.

    @dflea

    Ask me how I know you didn't watch the video in the OP?

    #rapeculture

  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,202

    The Washington coast really does suck though

    I ended up going to the Oregon coast for trips. Weather still sucks but the beaches and towns are better

    why do you hate Moclips?

    The Washington coast is definitely not as nice as the Oregon one but it's still fun
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,135

    The Washington coast really does suck though

    I ended up going to the Oregon coast for trips. Weather still sucks but the beaches and towns are better

    Cannon Beach and Seaside are pretty great places.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,046

    The Washington coast really does suck though

    I ended up going to the Oregon coast for trips. Weather still sucks but the beaches and towns are better

    What's there not to like about Birch Bay?

    Well, everything.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    The Washington coast really does suck though

    I ended up going to the Oregon coast for trips. Weather still sucks but the beaches and towns are better

    What's there not to like about Birch Bay?

    Well, everything.
    Give me the deets. As a true beav I'm a purist when it comes to the northwest coast.
  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,930 Swaye's Wigwam
    WA coast is generally depressing. I don't know if it gets as depressing as Taholah.

    Seabrook feels like Disneyland on the WA coast, and part of me hates it, but part of me also recognizes it is necessary and needed.

    The greater Gray's Harbor meh-tropolitan area is depressing. Ocean Shores does have some qualities, but when you dive deep, you realize it was poorly planned, and they have one of like what feels like four places one can ride a go-kart in all of Washington. Go-karts for redeeming value!

    I feel like there are some towns that are trying, but I still wouldn't touch (Yelm).

    Other decent small towns I didn't notice if listed would be Steilacoom (pronounced Still-I-cum). It could use another restaurant or two but it's pretty chill.

    Someone mentioned Oysoyoos, the lake is pretty cool. Oroville in the US, has a lot of potential.

    Oh yeah, Coulee City, despite being adjacent to some pretty cool geography, fucking sucks.

    I was pleasantly surprised by Ephrata last time I went through. That is I expected much worse.

    If there were decent paying jobs I qualified for in Wenatchee, I'd probably move there in an instant.
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club
    Outside of Seattle(cool, unique name) all the Washington names suck ass.

    Half these towns didn't have a chance making the big time with names like Enumclaw and Fife.

    It's like expecting your son to be D1 after naming him Conor.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,407 Founders Club

    Let's just say that I agree with the two posters who said it's easier to list the small towns in Washington that are not shit holes.

    So far for me, I've got Waterville, Chelan, Port Townsend, Walla Walla and Sequim. What, you guys like Concrete, Elma, Rochester, Centralia, Kelso, Yakima, Vader, Pe Ell, Burlington Edison ....?

    I laff at @RoadDawg55 and his friends who mock the 'Deen they experience "on our way to the beach," as if the beach communities here outside of Long Beach aren't shit holes themselves. Ocean Shores is a bigger shit hole than Aberdeen; you can smell the corn dog fryer from fucking Hoquiam, which should, btw, make the list over Aberdeen (no; they're not the same place). I got news for ya: if you're headed to the beaches here, you like shit holes.

    No doubt about it. If there is only one thing the east coast does better than the west coast, it's the preservation of small towns. Yeah, I've driven through some shit holes in New England and Upstate, but fuck, the ratio of small towns I would not live in to those I would in that part of the country is not even close to what it is here.

    I've seen some of the most beautiful small towns and townships in upstate New York, Newfoundland and Quebec. Just fucking gorgeous. You're right, Washington just doesn't do it the same way.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,073
    edited April 2021


    Fuck the Pacific Coast. Water is cold as shit even in August. #shrinkage.

    Big rocks and crashing waves. Cool. Like Clark Griswold at the Grand Canyon - let's GTFO of here and on to Wally World.

    Give me the Gulf Coast and the Carolina Coast. Better food. Water temp doesn't cause one's dick to fall off. Beaches for days.

  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,407 Founders Club

    So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?

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    Don't forget Portland bruh
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club

    So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?

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    Redmond

    Also getting votes: Portland, Salem, Eugene

    If Washington had a Bend I might still might still live there. Leavenworth is twash as fuck.
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,462 Founders Club

    So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?

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    If Washington had a Bend
    I might still might still live there. Leavenworth is twash as fuck.
    It's called Moses Lake.

    Disagree.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club

    So when do we do the 10 worst cities in Oregon thread ?

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    If Washington had a Bend
    I might still might still live there. Leavenworth is twash as fuck.
    It's called Moses Lake.

    Barf.