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bananasnblondes
bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,515
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Apparently there was still a little shit at the bottom of the barrel when KJR scooped out the giant peanut-filled turd known as the Elise and Jerry Show. On my 15minute drive home from the gay bathhouse this evening I had the pleasure of hearing "The 12th man show with Brian Abker and Slick Hawk". In those 15 minutes, they talked about.............nothing.....absolutely nothing. Why the fuck does KJR keep giving everyone in their entire building a show? When will the garbage man and the guy who plunges Softy's toilet get their own show?
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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Elise and Jerry are the fucking worst. "Is Elise faking it" might be the worst thing ever on radio, whoever came up with that idea should be awarded a medal for how bad it is, because that takes some talent.
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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    So I'm at work and my co-worker is listening to KIRO, and after all of the Seahawk dick-riding an ad comes on for bail bonds. So yeah, Seahawk fans are (allegedly) huge customers/the target audience for fucking bail bonds. Should I be surprised?
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  • phineas
    phineas Member Posts: 4,732
    Elise and jerry is unlistenable. I hate 710 but if im in the car during those unfortunate hours, i switch over. Jerry brewer makes the show even worse. I dont know how he is as a writer, but he has no business on my radio
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Holmgren is over the hill too on the game of football. His no shotgun bullshit is so yesterday, his comments about Sherman how he didn't like him at first until he had a sandwich with him was fucking stupid too. Not to mention as an evaluate of talent he's not very good as his drafts were up and down with the Seahawks and with the Browns they were awful.

    He was very fortunate in Seattle that the division was terrible so he could rack up some easy division titles going 9-7.

    I like Holmgren, think he is the second best coach in franchise history but unlike Softy I was actually glad Allen chose to go with Carroll instead of bringing back Holmgren for team president for 2010.
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  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Holmgren is over the hill too on the game of football. His no shotgun bullshit is so yesterday, his comments about Sherman how he didn't like him at first until he had a sandwich with him was fucking stupid too. Not to mention as an evaluate of talent he's not very good as his drafts were up and down with the Seahawks and with the Browns they were awful.

    He was very fortunate in Seattle that the division was terrible so he could rack up some easy division titles going 9-7.

    I like Holmgren, think he is the second best coach in franchise history but unlike Softy I was actually glad Allen chose to go with Carroll instead of bringing back Holmgren for team president for 2010.

    holmgren's teams couldn't win on the road, Carroll's teams can not because they're as good on the road but their defense keeps them in every game and they have an incredible ability to win ugly, which is important when you go on the road.
    Holmgren would get routinely blown out when they left Qwest
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,679 Standard Supporter
    Elise and Jerry actually isn't as bad as I thought it would be. jerry has a shitty voice for radio though, and Elise needs to shut the f*** up with her jokes and her attempts at being one of the guys and down with the brothas. Btw, take her off the coaches show. Let Rondeau fucking handle it (not that I've ever listened for more than 5 minutes).

    As for the 12th Man Show, I have no words. It's like Softy's show. I keep trying to listen over and over, for some reason expecting something worthwhile or entertaining to happen, and it never does.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
    RoadDawg55 said:

    Fuck Holmgren and his shitty KJR segment where he talks about his favorite home cooked meals and how excited he is to see his daughter.

    Does he talks about merlots that drink like cabs too?
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  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    RoadDawg55 said:

    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Holmgren is over the hill too on the game of football. His no shotgun bullshit is so yesterday, his comments about Sherman how he didn't like him at first until he had a sandwich with him was fucking stupid too. Not to mention as an evaluate of talent he's not very good as his drafts were up and down with the Seahawks and with the Browns they were awful.

    He was very fortunate in Seattle that the division was terrible so he could rack up some easy division titles going 9-7.

    I like Holmgren, think he is the second best coach in franchise history but unlike Softy I was actually glad Allen chose to go with Carroll instead of bringing back Holmgren for team president for 2010.

    In hindsight, that move is genius. Holmgren is not a very good talent evaluator. Carroll gets late round gems in every draft. I remember Holmgren getting very few. He did bad with Cleveland too. I prefer a coach that prides themselves on defense, toughness, and taking care of the football over a quick strike passing game that is outdated. I was never a big Holmgren fan and always thought he was overrated. His teams were always kind of soft too.

    Here is a comparison of Holmgren's drafts (98-04) and Carroll's (10-present). Carroll's draft shit all over Holmgren's. Fuck Holmgren and his shitty KJR segment where he talks about his favorite home cooked meals and how excited he is to see his daughter.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_Seahawks_draft_history#1998_Draft

    good god the 2002 class was a dreckfest. The best we got out of that was Rocky Bernard
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    dhdawg said:

    RoadDawg55 said:

    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Holmgren is over the hill too on the game of football. His no shotgun bullshit is so yesterday, his comments about Sherman how he didn't like him at first until he had a sandwich with him was fucking stupid too. Not to mention as an evaluate of talent he's not very good as his drafts were up and down with the Seahawks and with the Browns they were awful.

    He was very fortunate in Seattle that the division was terrible so he could rack up some easy division titles going 9-7.

    I like Holmgren, think he is the second best coach in franchise history but unlike Softy I was actually glad Allen chose to go with Carroll instead of bringing back Holmgren for team president for 2010.

    In hindsight, that move is genius. Holmgren is not a very good talent evaluator. Carroll gets late round gems in every draft. I remember Holmgren getting very few. He did bad with Cleveland too. I prefer a coach that prides themselves on defense, toughness, and taking care of the football over a quick strike passing game that is outdated. I was never a big Holmgren fan and always thought he was overrated. His teams were always kind of soft too.

    Here is a comparison of Holmgren's drafts (98-04) and Carroll's (10-present). Carroll's draft shit all over Holmgren's. Fuck Holmgren and his shitty KJR segment where he talks about his favorite home cooked meals and how excited he is to see his daughter.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_Seahawks_draft_history#1998_Draft

    good god the 2002 class was a dreckfest. The best we got out of that was Rocky Bernard
    There is a reason why they didn't let him do drafts after that as he lost his GM rights. Although compared to Ruskell's drafts his drafts look fucking genius.

    Ruskell's drafts from 2006-2009 was a total fucking dreckfest.
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    I used to listen to KJR a lot. Now, not so much.

    Here's my take:

    -Mitch- the only one really worth listening to. Great interviewer. Not a Doog.
    - Elise/Jerry- basically unlistenable. Go Highlanders!
    - Ian Furness: Meh.
    - Softy: absolutely horrible.

    Hugh Millen- he's been well documented on this forum for his alleged racist takes on QBs. His football nerd analysis can be interesting, or not.

    The Holmgren emphasis on this station is annoying. He adds very little and is only good for the former players/coaches he can bring in for interviews.

    Listening to Sandmeyer on 1090 on the way home is a good alternative to Softy. I like John Feinstein too, so fuck off.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    TheGlove said:

    I used to listen to KJR a lot. Now, not so much.

    Here's my take:

    -Mitch- the only one really worth listening to. Great interviewer. Not a Doog.
    - Elise/Jerry- basically unlistenable. Go Highlanders!
    - Ian Furness: Meh.
    - Softy: absolutely horrible.

    Hugh Millen- he's been well documented on this forum for his alleged racist takes on QBs. His football nerd analysis can be interesting, or not.

    The Holmgren emphasis on this station is annoying. He adds very little and is only good for the former players/coaches he can bring in for interviews.

    Listening to Sandmeyer on 1090 on the way home is a good alternative to Softy. I like John Feinstein too, so fuck off.

    This is the kind of hard hitting analysis I plunk down 10 bucks a month for.
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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    TheGlove said:

    I used to listen to KJR a lot. Now, not so much.

    Here's my take:

    -Mitch- the only one really worth listening to. Great interviewer. Not a Doog.
    - Elise/Jerry- basically unlistenable. Go Highlanders!
    - Ian Furness: Meh.
    - Softy: absolutely horrible.

    Hugh Millen- he's been well documented on this forum for his alleged racist takes on QBs. His football nerd analysis can be interesting, or not.

    The Holmgren emphasis on this station is annoying. He adds very little and is only good for the former players/coaches he can bring in for interviews.

    Listening to Sandmeyer on 1090 on the way home is a good alternative to Softy. I like John Feinstein too, so fuck off.

    Mitch isn't a doog because the guy knows jack shit about sports. I do agree that his interviews can be pretty good sometimes because he actually has some balls and isn't scared for people to get mad at him.

    Opposite of Softy. After Geoff Baker came out with that article about how dysfunctional the Mariners organization was Softy got all TUFF! on the radio and talked about how big of a disgrace Jack Z and the management was and no wonder why we always lose. Then he had Jack Z on for an interview a couple days later and was practically sucking his cock dry. "This isn't the Jack Z I know, we are here to support and we still believe in you!" yada yada yada.


    Furness has actually grown on me, he use to coog it up all the time but he has come to terms that they will always suck. Puckett on the other hand is the coogiest of coogs who calls out people for being fat even though he is probably the fattest one at KJR.

    Elise and Jerry is awesome because it really shows how far we have come as a society after years of oppression and hate against women/blacks. I will always root for them!
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    TheGlove said:

    I used to listen to KJR a lot. Now, not so much.

    Here's my take:

    -Mitch- the only one really worth listening to. Great interviewer. Not a Doog.
    - Elise/Jerry- basically unlistenable. Go Highlanders!
    - Ian Furness: Meh.
    - Softy: absolutely horrible.

    Hugh Millen- he's been well documented on this forum for his alleged racist takes on QBs. His football nerd analysis can be interesting, or not.

    The Holmgren emphasis on this station is annoying. He adds very little and is only good for the former players/coaches he can bring in for interviews.

    Listening to Sandmeyer on 1090 on the way home is a good alternative to Softy. I like John Feinstein too, so fuck off.

    Mitch is horrible, especially compared to Dan Patrick and John Feinstein in the same time slot.
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  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295
    Sounds like Holmgren talks about food more than football.
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  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    CuntWaffle said:

    TheGlove said:

    I used to listen to KJR a lot. Now, not so much.

    Here's my take:

    -Mitch- the only one really worth listening to. Great interviewer. Not a Doog.
    - Elise/Jerry- basically unlistenable. Go Highlanders!
    - Ian Furness: Meh.
    - Softy: absolutely horrible.

    Hugh Millen- he's been well documented on this forum for his alleged racist takes on QBs. His football nerd analysis can be interesting, or not.

    The Holmgren emphasis on this station is annoying. He adds very little and is only good for the former players/coaches he can bring in for interviews.

    Listening to Sandmeyer on 1090 on the way home is a good alternative to Softy. I like John Feinstein too, so fuck off.

    Mitch isn't a doog because the guy knows jack shit about sports. I do agree that his interviews can be pretty good sometimes because he actually has some balls and isn't scared for people to get mad at him.

    Opposite of Softy. After Geoff Baker came out with that article about how dysfunctional the Mariners organization was Softy got all TUFF! on the radio and talked about how big of a disgrace Jack Z and the management was and no wonder why we always lose. Then he had Jack Z on for an interview a couple days later and was practically sucking his cock dry. "This isn't the Jack Z I know, we are here to support and we still believe in you!" yada yada yada.


    Furness has actually grown on me, he use to coog it up all the time but he has come to terms that they will always suck. Puckett on the other hand is the coogiest of coogs who calls out people for being fat even though he is probably the fattest one at KJR.

    Elise and Jerry is awesome because it really shows how far we have come as a society after years of oppression and hate against women/blacks. I will always root for them!
    I heard that interview with z, he threw nothing but softballs at him. I'm starting to not like Mitch with his stupid antics regarding the 49ers
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    TheGlove said:

    I used to listen to KJR a lot. Now, not so much.

    Here's my take:

    -Mitch- the only one really worth listening to. Great interviewer. Not a Doog.
    - Elise/Jerry- basically unlistenable. Go Highlanders!
    - Ian Furness: Meh.
    - Softy: absolutely horrible.

    Hugh Millen- he's been well documented on this forum for his alleged racist takes on QBs. His football nerd analysis can be interesting, or not.

    The Holmgren emphasis on this station is annoying. He adds very little and is only good for the former players/coaches he can bring in for interviews.

    Listening to Sandmeyer on 1090 on the way home is a good alternative to Softy. I like John Feinstein too, so fuck off.

    Mitch is horrible, especially compared to Dan Patrick and John Feinstein in the same time slot.
    Feinstein is on at 6PM up here so he's not in the same time slot as Mitch. Up here, where we have more than one sports team to talk about, its more about local content than what you get with DP, Rome, Feinstein, etc. Those national shows are good for a burg like PDX but a first rate city like Seattle requires more locally focused shows.

    So on top of a glut of crappy local shows, you can still listen to all the crappy national shows over the air.

    It's abundance. An abundant dreckfest. That's why I prefer KUOW.

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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    TheGlove said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    TheGlove said:

    I used to listen to KJR a lot. Now, not so much.

    Here's my take:

    -Mitch- the only one really worth listening to. Great interviewer. Not a Doog.
    - Elise/Jerry- basically unlistenable. Go Highlanders!
    - Ian Furness: Meh.
    - Softy: absolutely horrible.

    Hugh Millen- he's been well documented on this forum for his alleged racist takes on QBs. His football nerd analysis can be interesting, or not.

    The Holmgren emphasis on this station is annoying. He adds very little and is only good for the former players/coaches he can bring in for interviews.

    Listening to Sandmeyer on 1090 on the way home is a good alternative to Softy. I like John Feinstein too, so fuck off.

    Mitch is horrible, especially compared to Dan Patrick and John Feinstein in the same time slot.
    Feinstein is on at 6PM up here so he's not in the same time slot as Mitch. Up here, where we have more than one sports team to talk about, its more about local content than what you get with DP, Rome, Feinstein, etc. Those national shows are good for a burg like PDX but a first rate city like Seattle requires more locally focused shows.

    So on top of a glut of crappy local shows, you can still listen to all the crappy national shows over the air.

    It's abundance. An abundant dreckfest. That's why I prefer KUOW.

    Seattle has the Seahawks and a whole lot of fucking dreckfest that isn't worth talking about.

    Hope this helps.
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  • SteveInShelton
    SteveInShelton Member Posts: 1,611
    TheGlove said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    TheGlove said:

    I used to listen to KJR a lot. Now, not so much.

    Here's my take:

    -Mitch- the only one really worth listening to. Great interviewer. Not a Doog.
    - Elise/Jerry- basically unlistenable. Go Highlanders!
    - Ian Furness: Meh.
    - Softy: absolutely horrible.

    Hugh Millen- he's been well documented on this forum for his alleged racist takes on QBs. His football nerd analysis can be interesting, or not.

    The Holmgren emphasis on this station is annoying. He adds very little and is only good for the former players/coaches he can bring in for interviews.

    Listening to Sandmeyer on 1090 on the way home is a good alternative to Softy. I like John Feinstein too, so fuck off.

    Mitch is horrible, especially compared to Dan Patrick and John Feinstein in the same time slot.
    Feinstein is on at 6PM up here so he's not in the same time slot as Mitch. Up here, where we have more than one sports team to talk about, its more about local content than what you get with DP, Rome, Feinstein, etc. Those national shows are good for a burg like PDX but a first rate city like Seattle requires more locally focused shows.

    So on top of a glut of crappy local shows, you can still listen to all the crappy national shows over the air.

    It's abundance. An abundant dreckfest. That's why I prefer KUOW.

    We have more than 1 sports team to talk about up here? I was unaware... I suppose with Sark gone that number is up to 2 now.
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    TheGlove said:

    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    TheGlove said:

    I used to listen to KJR a lot. Now, not so much.

    Here's my take:

    -Mitch- the only one really worth listening to. Great interviewer. Not a Doog.
    - Elise/Jerry- basically unlistenable. Go Highlanders!
    - Ian Furness: Meh.
    - Softy: absolutely horrible.

    Hugh Millen- he's been well documented on this forum for his alleged racist takes on QBs. His football nerd analysis can be interesting, or not.

    The Holmgren emphasis on this station is annoying. He adds very little and is only good for the former players/coaches he can bring in for interviews.

    Listening to Sandmeyer on 1090 on the way home is a good alternative to Softy. I like John Feinstein too, so fuck off.

    Mitch is horrible, especially compared to Dan Patrick and John Feinstein in the same time slot.
    Feinstein is on at 6PM up here so he's not in the same time slot as Mitch. Up here, where we have more than one sports team to talk about, its more about local content than what you get with DP, Rome, Feinstein, etc. Those national shows are good for a burg like PDX but a first rate city like Seattle requires more locally focused shows.

    So on top of a glut of crappy local shows, you can still listen to all the crappy national shows over the air.

    It's abundance. An abundant dreckfest. That's why I prefer KUOW.

    Seattle has the Seahawks and a whole lot of fucking dreckfest that isn't worth talking about.

    Hope this helps.
    This is always the talking point from our little bro to the South. It's OK, we understand and accept your inferiority complex.
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  • SteveInShelton
    SteveInShelton Member Posts: 1,611
    He_Needs_More_Time said:

    Holmgren is over the hill too on the game of football. His no shotgun bullshit is so yesterday, his comments about Sherman how he didn't like him at first until he had a sandwich with him was fucking stupid too. Not to mention as an evaluate of talent he's not very good as his drafts were up and down with the Seahawks and with the Browns they were awful.

    He was very fortunate in Seattle that the division was terrible so he could rack up some easy division titles going 9-7.

    I like Holmgren, think he is the second best coach in franchise history but unlike Softy I was actually glad Allen chose to go with Carroll instead of bringing back Holmgren for team president for 2010.

    Holmgren is famous because of Brett Favre, nothing more. Even then, he needed 2 kick return touchdowns to beat a meh Patriots team in the superbowl. The 2005 Seahawks would have been 10-6 and probably missed the playoffs in this year's NFC West. I do appreciate that he preferred talent over high character guys (hi Jerramy Stevens) unlike his GM at the time, but that's about it.
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  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    edited January 2014
    CuntWaffle said:

    dhdawg said:

    CuntWaffle said:

    TheGlove said:

    I used to listen to KJR a lot. Now, not so much.

    Here's my take:

    -Mitch- the only one really worth listening to. Great interviewer. Not a Doog.
    - Elise/Jerry- basically unlistenable. Go Highlanders!
    - Ian Furness: Meh.
    - Softy: absolutely horrible.

    Hugh Millen- he's been well documented on this forum for his alleged racist takes on QBs. His football nerd analysis can be interesting, or not.

    The Holmgren emphasis on this station is annoying. He adds very little and is only good for the former players/coaches he can bring in for interviews.

    Listening to Sandmeyer on 1090 on the way home is a good alternative to Softy. I like John Feinstein too, so fuck off.

    Mitch isn't a doog because the guy knows jack shit about sports. I do agree that his interviews can be pretty good sometimes because he actually has some balls and isn't scared for people to get mad at him.

    Opposite of Softy. After Geoff Baker came out with that article about how dysfunctional the Mariners organization was Softy got all TUFF! on the radio and talked about how big of a disgrace Jack Z and the management was and no wonder why we always lose. Then he had Jack Z on for an interview a couple days later and was practically sucking his cock dry. "This isn't the Jack Z I know, we are here to support and we still believe in you!" yada yada yada.


    Furness has actually grown on me, he use to coog it up all the time but he has come to terms that they will always suck. Puckett on the other hand is the coogiest of coogs who calls out people for being fat even though he is probably the fattest one at KJR.

    Elise and Jerry is awesome because it really shows how far we have come as a society after years of oppression and hate against women/blacks. I will always root for them!
    I heard that interview with z, he threw nothing but softballs at him. I'm starting to not like Mitch with his stupid antics regarding the 49ers
    Yea all those songs that Mitch has made are complete shit. Especially the douchebag Harbaugh style, the guy might not be a doog but he is the ring leader of the Seahooks.

    Seattle is in the Super Bowl and people are still talking about beating the 49ers. Fucking disgrace.
    the one on stern was okay, and the one on the mariners was too.
    The hugh millen one was poorly written but a good idea, the harbuagh one was just awful
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  • BayDawg
    BayDawg Member Posts: 1,623
    HeretoBeatmyChest said:

    Sounds like Holmgren talks about food more than football.

    You don't get a boiler like he's got without being pretty in tune with the grub scene...
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  • gmo
    gmo Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,853 Founders Club
    edited January 2014
    Two words for anyone who has to spend any considerable amount of time in their cars: Sirius Radio.

    You will never go back.
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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,679 Standard Supporter
    edited January 2014
    gmo said:

    Two words for anyone who has to spend any considerable amount of time in their cars: Sirius Radio.

    You will never go back.

    As bad, dumbed down, and bland as standard radio is, I refuse to pay for other radio. It's freaking radio..it should be free. Downloading the Ihateradio ap for more bland, barely listenable radio is as far as I'll go.
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