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KJR still scraping
bananasnblondes
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Apparently there was still a little shit at the bottom of the barrel when KJR scooped out the giant peanut-filled turd known as the Elise and Jerry Show. On my 15minute drive home from the gay bathhouse this evening I had the pleasure of hearing "The 12th man show with Brian Abker and Slick Hawk". In those 15 minutes, they talked about.............nothing.....absolutely nothing. Why the fuck does KJR keep giving everyone in their entire building a show? When will the garbage man and the guy who plunges Softy's toilet get their own show?
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The fact that KJR covets Holmgren speaks volumes about their homerism and overall sports knowledge.
Sometimes it's just an hour of Holmgren talking about his trip to Guatemala with Kathy. Once every 40 appearances there's something that he's actually useful with.
I was listening to softy after the monday night massacre over NO, and half of it was football and the other half was Holmgren talking about some trip to an italian restaurant with Gruden
He was very fortunate in Seattle that the division was terrible so he could rack up some easy division titles going 9-7.
I like Holmgren, think he is the second best coach in franchise history but unlike Softy I was actually glad Allen chose to go with Carroll instead of bringing back Holmgren for team president for 2010.
Holmgren would get routinely blown out when they left Qwest
As for the 12th Man Show, I have no words. It's like Softy's show. I keep trying to listen over and over, for some reason expecting something worthwhile or entertaining to happen, and it never does.
Here is a comparison of Holmgren's drafts (98-04) and Carroll's (10-present). Carroll's draft shit all over Holmgren's. Fuck Holmgren and his shitty KJR segment where he talks about his favorite home cooked meals and how excited he is to see his daughter.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_Seahawks_draft_history#1998_Draft
Ruskell's drafts from 2006-2009 was a total fucking dreckfest.
Here's my take:
-Mitch- the only one really worth listening to. Great interviewer. Not a Doog.
- Elise/Jerry- basically unlistenable. Go Highlanders!
- Ian Furness: Meh.
- Softy: absolutely horrible.
Hugh Millen- he's been well documented on this forum for his alleged racist takes on QBs. His football nerd analysis can be interesting, or not.
The Holmgren emphasis on this station is annoying. He adds very little and is only good for the former players/coaches he can bring in for interviews.
Listening to Sandmeyer on 1090 on the way home is a good alternative to Softy. I like John Feinstein too, so fuck off.
Opposite of Softy. After Geoff Baker came out with that article about how dysfunctional the Mariners organization was Softy got all TUFF! on the radio and talked about how big of a disgrace Jack Z and the management was and no wonder why we always lose. Then he had Jack Z on for an interview a couple days later and was practically sucking his cock dry. "This isn't the Jack Z I know, we are here to support and we still believe in you!" yada yada yada.
Furness has actually grown on me, he use to coog it up all the time but he has come to terms that they will always suck. Puckett on the other hand is the coogiest of coogs who calls out people for being fat even though he is probably the fattest one at KJR.
Elise and Jerry is awesome because it really shows how far we have come as a society after years of oppression and hate against women/blacks. I will always root for them!