Preston's Lament: The Bitter Taste of Artificial Vanilla

Emoterman

https://youtu.be/tmJaba9awL4

FireCohen

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Emoterman

FireCohen said:

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FireCohen

LawDawg1

This might be his best work yet. And I’m in the first 15 seconds. Lol

GreenRiverGatorz

"EVERYTHING THAT OREGON IS, IS A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT"

Pweston always right.

Joey

Owah phucking wun defense!!!

Sources

Thank you for this.

I wonder if we could get Preston to live stream during Oregon games.

dnc

This lighting is a fucking embarrassment! Get your shit together Pweston! Can't gif this for shit. Your loyal fans expect better! Awwoyo!!!1

chuck

Man it's hard not to troll him a little in the comments. I'm pretty inept as a troll but he's low hanging fruit. I can take him. Does he react?

Edwin_Bambino

“Mario Cristobal fuck you! Fuck this defense!!!”

Pray for Preston because if UW beats Oregon this year he is gonna legit kill himself. And Preston I agree, Oregon and Championship do not belong in the same sentence, paragraph, let alone essay!

Whole thing was gold, 10/10 wood watch again.

Kingdome_Urinals

Poignant. Oregon does not deserve him.

PurpleBaze

That is just fucking beautiful.

LawDawg1

Has Preston aged about 25 years this past year or is that just what meth does to you?

EsophagealFeces

I feel like he’s taken some speech therapy. His Rs seem to have improved far more than Oregon’s defense.

PurpleBaze

EsophagealFeces said:

I feel like he’s taken some speech therapy. His Rs seem to have improved far more than Oregon’s defense.

Edwin_Bambino

EsophagealFeces said:

I feel like he’s taken some speech therapy. His Rs seem to have improved far more than Oregon’s defense.

Him crying about getting made fun of for wearing Oregon colors in Texas was amazing, god I could listen to the whole video on repeat over and over and it wouldn’t get old.

Joey

Edwin_Bambino said:

EsophagealFeces said:

I feel like he’s taken some speech therapy. His Rs seem to have improved far more than Oregon’s defense.

Him crying about getting made fun of for wearing Oregon colors in Texas was amazing, god I could listen to the whole video on repeat over and over and it wouldn’t get old.

This pathetic sap is lead to believe by sports media that people outside of Eugene give two shits about his fake ass program and in reality they don’t and never will.

1to392831weretaken

EsophagealFeces said:

I feel like he’s taken some speech therapy. His Rs seem to have improved far more than Oregon’s defense.

Laughed like a hyena, but still can't help but think the PERFECT joke was just barely missed by not abbreviating "defense" do just "D."

BeerThirty

"I put in my heart and my dedication to this shit", FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!

BeerThirty

chuck said:

Man it's hard not to troll him a little in the comments. I'm pretty inept as a troll but he's low hanging fruit. I can take him. Does he react?

you have to take the low hanging fruit while its there. But keep it Nebraska classy, no speech impediment shots