Man. Every time there's a new Preston video I get all giddy and play it, expecting to laugh my ass off, but end up just feeling sad and guilty by the end. This video is damned near on par with the Mike Leach Texas Tech locker room gem, and the thought of his parents in the next room over quietly waiting it out with a look of horror on their faces just makes me want to laugh for five straight minutes, but I feel like shit about that.
Man. Every time there's a new Preston video I get all giddy and play it, expecting to laugh my ass off, but end up just feeling sad and guilty by the end. This video is damned near on par with the Mike Leach Texas Tech locker room gem, and the thought of his parents in the next room over quietly waiting it out with a look of horror on their faces just makes me want to laugh for five straight minutes, but I feel like shit about that.
This kid is definitely not right.
He is in Mom or Stepdad's car. They probably have no idea what is going on
Man. Every time there's a new Preston video I get all giddy and play it, expecting to laugh my ass off, but end up just feeling sad and guilty by the end. This video is damned near on par with the Mike Leach Texas Tech locker room gem, and the thought of his parents in the next room over quietly waiting it out with a look of horror on their faces just makes me want to laugh for five straight minutes, but I feel like shit about that.
This kid is definitely not right.
He is in Mom or Stepdad's car. They probably have no idea what is going on
100% they got fed up with him screaming and yelling while they try to sleep, but didn't want to discourage his special creative outlet, so they told him he had to go do it in the car. Do not go gentle into that good night, Preston... Rage, rage against the dying of the light. Just do it without bothering Stacy or the neighbors.
I also think this is hilarious but at the same time it’s sad because if you just switch out Oregano with Washington and offense with defense, shoe is on the other foot. Or even team with USC all sides of the ball.
He is dialed in. He already called it UW will beat Oregano.
I have a inner Pweston. I am not afraid to admit it. I damn everything to hell after every L. So respect.
Also When I watch his videos I like knowing I’m not the only retard that likes retard teams. I mean besides you retards on these boreds. You guys are the best retards.
I was like this after the Jenkins flip, pissed off at the world and the team I love. I could have easily gone off the deep end if I had the tech back then. I salute you Pweston Knight!
I watched but I feel guilty. Fee worse about myself and society.
I was same way first couple years because I was pretty certain he had some kind of disability. We all knew that kid that was off in some way and became fixated on sports as a way of engagement.
Then Pweston went full aggro two seasons ago and I no longer feel constrained.
Man it's hard not to troll him a little in the comments. I'm pretty inept as a troll but he's low hanging fruit. I can take him. Does he react?
you have to take the low hanging fruit while its there. But keep it Nebraska classy, no speech impediment shots
Nah nothing like that. I merely wanted to compliment him on his growth. His facial features, voice, pronunciatiom, and that fucking hair are all so grown up i barely recognized him. He has grown so much. I just wanted to tell him so, but the urge faded.
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This kid is definitely not right.
He is dialed in. He already called it UW will beat Oregano.
I have a inner Pweston. I am not afraid to admit it. I damn everything to hell after every L. So respect.
Also When I watch his videos I like knowing I’m not the only retard that likes retard teams. I mean besides you retards on these boreds. You guys are the best retards.
Then Pweston went full aggro two seasons ago and I no longer feel constrained.
Down 11 pounds after pooping today.