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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,558 Standard Supporter

    Swaye said:

    I went with a custom handcut from Italy or some other bullshit travertine backsplash because Mrs. Swaye thinks I'm made of money even though I come home in an Orkin van.

    My kitchen remodel story--and proof in HAND that Rowboat should listen to smart people like Race and not broke people like me:

    Started with a $10K budget, figuring I could do a lot myself and save money. Things were going really well at first. Local hardware store (Hardware Sales in Bellingham is a mancation-worthy destination if you're an out-of-towner who likes man stuff, particularly during July tool fair) furniture division used to be a dealer for Canyon Creek cabinets, made locally in Monroe, and they also had hookups on granite. Price was spectacular. Saved a lot of money ordering sink and fixtures on eBay/Amazon, and was feeling REALLY good.

    Then it came tile/backsplash time. Went to the flooring shop, brought home 5000 sample tiles, laid them out on the floor next to the newly installed (white) cabinets and next to the sample chunk of granite for the countertops. Wife selects the tile she likes for the floor, and we order something like $1500 worth after freight.

    Countertops go in next, and we have a problem. Every slab of granite is different, so the countertops that went in were a lot more yellow than the sample we brought home. I don't see the problem, but the mursses is in tears (they do that). Now her carefully chosen floor tile won't match. Also, seeing the countertops all embiggened like that really drives home how busy they are, so the floor should probably be something either very plain or match some other feature in the room. I focused in on the red brick chimney that runs up through the kitchen. "Is brick floor a thing?"

    Turns out it is. There's a company that reclaims the bricks from demolished buildings in Chicago, slices them 3/8" thick, and sells them to dupes like me. It's super cool if you ask me, as many of the bricks have union stamps on them, and all of them have slightly different edges and textures and colors (we chose the end slices). And they're fantastically expensive! Going from large square tile to small tile in a herringbone pattern and with a border seemed like something that would take too long for me to fuck around with, so I also had to hire out the doin'.

    Then came returning our first tile order, which turned out to be not so straightforward. In order to avoid losing half our money to return freight and restocking, we had to spend the same amount of money with them on a different product. Which is how we ended up with a backsplash that cost as much as our original tile budget.

    All said and done, we managed to get a kitchen we really liked for only slightly more than double our original budget, what with the $10K floor and $1500 backsplash!... Bonus: My wife haaaaaaates the floor, as it's impossible to clean. I love it, as dirt and grime totally blends in, so cleaning (to me) is optional. I rent a floor buffer once a year and knock it all down. She wants to rip it out and replace it, this makes my butthole clench and respond with something about my dead body. Not my house, but the floor looks pretty much exactly like this only with a border around the outside:




    The end.
    Reminds me of one of my favorite lines when people are picking REAL stones that come out of the earth

    It doesn't match the sample!!!

    Take it up with God

    The truly rich get flown to Italy to pick the slabs from the earth. We actually did that for some of the early Seattle tech barons
    It was a goddamned fun trip, too!

  • DawgOfTheAges
    DawgOfTheAges Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,804 Founders Club
    edited October 2020
    1to392831weretaken said: [great poast, loved reading this discussion, a funny and ironic true life tragedy account with some humor involved in the process.]

    "Then it came tile/backsplash time. Went to the flooring shop, brought home 5000 sample tiles, laid them out on the floor next to the newly installed (white) cabinets and next to the sample chunk of granite for the countertops. Wife selects the tile she likes for the floor, and we order something like $1500 worth after freight.

    Countertops go in next, and we have a problem. Every slab of granite is different, so the countertops that went in were a lot more yellow than the sample we brought home. I don't see the problem, but the mursses is in tears (they do that). Now her carefully chosen floor tile won't match. Also, seeing the countertops all embiggened like that really drives home how busy they are, so the floor should probably be something either very plain or match some other feature in the room. I focused in on the red brick chimney that runs up through the kitchen. "Is brick floor a thing?""

    then he talks about the wife hating the alternative flooring which happened as a result of the difference in color for the slab etc... all of which is exactly what can and does happen.

    So regarding how to help avoid the buyers remorse of getting combinations of colors and textures that do not complement, i suggest painting a sample board of the paint that is in the kitchen, get a sample of the floor tile or whatever you have used or will use [or take a [picture of the floor and print an 8x10 which matches as close as possible], get a good sized sample of the backsplash and take one of the doors off of the cabinets and bring all of that with you to the slab place to pick out the exact slab stone[s] that you are going to buy use. Just a suggestion to help give you a better idea of how the combination will look as a final product.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,709 Founders Club

    Stained concrete floors are making a comeback. Were big in mid century modern along with terrazzo. My last job in Seattle with the company was running the terrazzo wing which included stained concrete. I would tell people to look at the floor in the concourse of the original terminal at Sea Tac to see how terrazzo lasts. Forever


    My ex wife’s grandfather used to be in the terrazzo bidness.
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    They can do amazing things with blended epoxy over concrete as well. As a concrete purist, I think a lot of it looks like garish hot garbage, but it's still pretty impressive the looks they're able to achieve. This one's a pretty subtle stone look:



    And this is when things get a bit... over the top:


  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 115,556 Founders Club


    All those elements are fighting each other not working together. Too much brown. The floor is too busy IMO but could look better if the cabinets and counters were different. We are all HGTV design experts now
  • DawgOfTheAges
    DawgOfTheAges Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,804 Founders Club
    edited October 2020



    All those elements are fighting each other not working together. Too much brown. The floor is too busy IMO but could look better if the cabinets and counters were different. We are all HGTV design experts now

    Now the flooring hot takes come out.



    If you had a floor like this your kat and dawg would be scared shitless to go in the kitchen
  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,844 Swaye's Wigwam
    On my remodel the only issue I had was matching engineered flooring that I had put in early. The only place that had the matching floor (wide plank distressed rose wood) was located in Alabama. It would cost me 3x the cost of the wood to get it shipped to a distribution center then to a local store (Portland) so I improvised.

    We were connecting an open breeze way porch so we? didn't need to go outside to the laundry building. My beer fridge was out there so I thought it was a good idea. Here is a couple of pix of how I mated up two different woods on the floor. Also one of the bakery station for the missus and a wood cook stove.