Yella's thoughts on Day 1 of virtual "school"

creepycoug

YellowSnow said:

What a fucking shit show...down here in Oree-gon we can't even swing my the school to get our kid's leaning packets because of extremely hazardous air quality.

Your timing was, obviously, not well timed Yella.

UW_Doog_Bot

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

I remember my kids in school phase.

I am about $34,000 and a semester away from being in your current phase, and I can't fucking wait.

Fuck you both. At least college might be extinct by the tim my kids hit that age.

dflea

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

I remember my kids in school phase.

I am about $34,000 and a semester away from being in your current phase, and I can't fucking wait.

I can't begin to tell you how much I'm enjoying a life mostly free of the burden of kids in my house or in my monthly bills. I go to their places and drink their liquor now. I might go ahead and wreck one of their cars, too.

creepycoug

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

I remember my kids in school phase.

I am about $34,000 and a semester away from being in your current phase, and I can't fucking wait.

I can't begin to tell you how much I'm enjoying a life mostly free of the burden of kids in my house or in my monthly bills. I go to their places and drink their liquor now. I might go ahead and wreck one of their cars, too.

Next tim you go visit, go break something and then announce to them that it's broken and make the obvious suggestion that they "really need to fix that."

PurpleThrobber

UW_Doog_Bot said:

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

I remember my kids in school phase.

I am about $34,000 and a semester away from being in your current phase, and I can't fucking wait.

Fuck you both. At least college might be extinct by the tim my kids hit that age.

The Reeducation Camps will be special.

UW_Doog_Bot

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

creepycoug said:

dflea said:

I remember my kids in school phase.

I am about $34,000 and a semester away from being in your current phase, and I can't fucking wait.

I can't begin to tell you how much I'm enjoying a life mostly free of the burden of kids in my house or in my monthly bills. I go to their places and drink their liquor now. I might go ahead and wreck one of their cars, too.

Next tim you go visit, go break something and then announce to them that it's broken and make the obvious suggestion that they "really need to fix that."

Or even better just tell them it was like that when you found it.

dflea

The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.

Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.

Doogles

Pour half their grey goose into a water bottle and fill it back up from the tap.
Smile to yourself while they sip and proclaim how smooth it is.

RaceBannon

Doogles said:

Pour half their grey goose into a water bottle and fill it back up from the tap.
Smile to yourself while they sip and proclaim how smooth it is.

My folks drank a lot of watered down booze

PurpleThrobber

RaceBannon said:

Doogles said:

Pour half their grey goose into a water bottle and fill it back up from the tap.
Smile to yourself while they sip and proclaim how smooth it is.

My folks drank a lot of watered down booze

Nothing better than a mason jar with a little bit of stolen vodka, bourbon and gin from the parent's liquor cabinet.

Throw that shit in some coke and call it good.