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Declare your allegiance SECDawg Memorial Shit Pole
Doog_de_Jour
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We all know the BIG 10 and the PAC 12 are going to bow out of the 2020 season like a bunch of PUSSIES and put us all out of our collective miseries, but I bet the SEC will still play. (I don’t give a shit about the Big 12 - FTGs!) I invite you to pull a Derek and adopt an SEC team. So who.gif are ya gonna root for, buddy?
Declare your allegiance SECDawg Memorial Shit Pole 54 votes
Florida Gators (have they done anything since Urban and Tim Tebow left?)
9%
5 votes
Georgia Bulldogs, you know, the other DWAGS!
14%
8 votes
Texas Agricultural and Mechanical College Alligators (you just really want to root for the Longhorns - admit it!)
3%
2 votes
Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)
9%
5 votes
South Carolina Gamecocks (who doesn’t love COCK?)
5%
3 votes
Derek Johnson Volunteers (Greg Schiano will have those guys READY TO PLAY!)
9%
5 votes
WE WANT BAMA! Crimson Sabans (Roll Sark!)
9%
5 votes
Misssssiiiisssssiiipppi State Cougars (swing your sword you banana eating pirate!)
20%
11 votes
Auburn War Eagles (Because you don’t know what to do with all that hoarded toilet paper...wait, Toomer’s Corner!)
5%
3 votes
Coach O’s “Glad that USC thing never worked out” LSU Tigers
12%
7 votes
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South Carolina Gamecocks (who doesn’t love COCK?)My apologies for not including all the schools. Vanilla limits poles to ten options.
@RaceBannon - I know you wanted to write in the Sewanee: The University of the South, but they left the conference in 1940. Sorry buddy! -
Derek Johnson Volunteers (Greg Schiano will have those guys READY TO PLAY!)#MyVols
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Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)I *heart* loosers!
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Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)No Missouri option for Pump to tell us how great Gary Pinkel was?
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South Carolina Gamecocks (who doesn’t love COCK?)
I think Pup was actually a closeted Vandy fan.dnc said:No Missouri option for Pump to tell us how great Gary Pinkel was?
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Auburn War Eagles (Because you don’t know what to do with all that hoarded toilet paper...wait, Toomer’s Corner!)Excellent, it appears weº will remain at each others' throats.
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Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)#ScoDucks
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Auburn War Eagles (Because you don’t know what to do with all that hoarded toilet paper...wait, Toomer’s Corner!)
!We¡ deserve that.dnc said: -
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Georgia Bulldogs, you know, the other DWAGS!
The SEC just big dicks everything. Fuck the Pac-12 forever. I am never looking back.dnc said:
