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Declare your allegiance SECDawg Memorial Shit Pole
Doog_de_Jour
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We all know the BIG 10 and the PAC 12 are going to bow out of the 2020 season like a bunch of PUSSIES and put us all out of our collective miseries, but I bet the SEC will still play. (I don’t give a shit about the Big 12 - FTGs!) I invite you to pull a Derek and adopt an SEC team. So who.gif are ya gonna root for, buddy?
Declare your allegiance SECDawg Memorial Shit Pole 54 votes
Florida Gators (have they done anything since Urban and Tim Tebow left?)
9%
5 votes
Georgia Bulldogs, you know, the other DWAGS!
14%
8 votes
Texas Agricultural and Mechanical College Alligators (you just really want to root for the Longhorns - admit it!)
3%
2 votes
Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)
9%
5 votes
South Carolina Gamecocks (who doesn’t love COCK?)
5%
3 votes
Derek Johnson Volunteers (Greg Schiano will have those guys READY TO PLAY!)
9%
5 votes
WE WANT BAMA! Crimson Sabans (Roll Sark!)
9%
5 votes
Misssssiiiisssssiiipppi State Cougars (swing your sword you banana eating pirate!)
20%
11 votes
Auburn War Eagles (Because you don’t know what to do with all that hoarded toilet paper...wait, Toomer’s Corner!)
5%
3 votes
Coach O’s “Glad that USC thing never worked out” LSU Tigers
12%
7 votes
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South Carolina Gamecocks (who doesn’t love COCK?)My apologies for not including all the schools. Vanilla limits poles to ten options.
@RaceBannon - I know you wanted to write in the Sewanee: The University of the South, but they left the conference in 1940. Sorry buddy! -
Derek Johnson Volunteers (Greg Schiano will have those guys READY TO PLAY!)#MyVols
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Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)I *heart* loosers!
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Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)No Missouri option for Pump to tell us how great Gary Pinkel was?
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South Carolina Gamecocks (who doesn’t love COCK?)
I think Pup was actually a closeted Vandy fan.dnc said:No Missouri option for Pump to tell us how great Gary Pinkel was?
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Auburn War Eagles (Because you don’t know what to do with all that hoarded toilet paper...wait, Toomer’s Corner!)Excellent, it appears weº will remain at each others' throats.
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Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)#ScoDucks
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Auburn War Eagles (Because you don’t know what to do with all that hoarded toilet paper...wait, Toomer’s Corner!)
!We¡ deserve that.dnc said: -
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Georgia Bulldogs, you know, the other DWAGS!
The SEC just big dicks everything. Fuck the Pac-12 forever. I am never looking back.dnc said:
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Coach O’s “Glad that USC thing never worked out” LSU Tigers
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Georgia Bulldogs, you know, the other DWAGS!@RaceBannon and I are planning some epic game threads for SEC Madness this year. Real DWAGS vs. TIgers. Get some!
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Texas Agricultural and Mechanical College Alligators (you just really want to root for the Longhorns - admit it!)i love overhyped teams who never show up!
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Auburn War Eagles (Because you don’t know what to do with all that hoarded toilet paper...wait, Toomer’s Corner!)Swaye said:RaceBannon said:
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Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)Who's gonna be our jorts wearer?
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Georgia Bulldogs, you know, the other DWAGS!
This is the visual representation of how fractured we are as a fanbase/Pac-12 supporter. The SEC is pounding 16 penny nails with their giant dick while the Pac-12 Presidents are looking for skirts to hide behind. It's embarrassing.dnc said:Who's gonna be our jorts wearer?
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Auburn War Eagles (Because you don’t know what to do with all that hoarded toilet paper...wait, Toomer’s Corner!)@RaceBannon & @Swaye , I apologize for the Fuck Offs. I'm still finding my way as a new Serious football fan.
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Georgia Bulldogs, you know, the other DWAGS!
It's TUFF. I forgive you. I found the 3 minute transition from someone used to seeing GPA scores on the team twatter to a new team twatter featuring scorched Earth win at all costs mentality jarring as well. Now I find it alluring and I have a boner and not sure why.GrundleStiltzkin said:@RaceBannon & @Swaye , I apologize for the Fuck Offs. I'm still finding my way as a new Serious football fan.
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Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)PM to @greenblood
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Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)FO Race!!
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Coach O’s “Glad that USC thing never worked out” LSU Tigers
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Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)I can't wait to see who @Fire_Marshall_Bill picks
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Misssssiiiisssssiiipppi State Cougars (swing your sword you banana eating pirate!)Ride or Die with Leach.
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Misssssiiiisssssiiipppi State Cougars (swing your sword you banana eating pirate!)
Sounds like a perfect opportunity for some conference espionage. Export our player strike to SEC-cares cuntry and bring the whole thing down. It's basically the unprotected exhaust chute on the Death Star.dnc said: -
South Carolina Gamecocks (who doesn’t love COCK?)Not a lot of takers on getting in on the SEC action.
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Coach O’s “Glad that USC thing never worked out” LSU TigersAlmost voted for Mississippi State because of Leach + picking LSU after they (we?) just won the ship is a mite unbecoming, but I've always liked #mytigahs and would have voted even if they went a Sarkish 7-6 last year. Awesome stadium, fans, and food..and Coach O lol
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Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)@Williams3 wears jorts and I love him for it.
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Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)DerekJohnson said:
#MyVols
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Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)
