Declare your allegiance SECDawg Memorial Shit Pole

Doog_de_Jour

We all know the BIG 10 and the PAC 12 are going to bow out of the 2020 season like a bunch of PUSSIES and put us all out of our collective miseries, but I bet the SEC will still play. (I don’t give a shit about the Big 12 - FTGs!) I invite you to pull a Derek and adopt an SEC team. So who.gif are ya gonna root for, buddy?

Doog_de_Jour

South Carolina Gamecocks (who doesn’t love COCK?)

My apologies for not including all the schools. Vanilla limits poles to ten options.

@RaceBannon - I know you wanted to write in the Sewanee: The University of the South, but they left the conference in 1940. Sorry buddy!

DerekJohnson

Derek Johnson Volunteers (Greg Schiano will have those guys READY TO PLAY!)

#MyVols

dnc

Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)

I *heart* loosers!

dnc

Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)

No Missouri option for Pump to tell us how great Gary Pinkel was?

Doog_de_Jour

South Carolina Gamecocks (who doesn’t love COCK?)

dnc said:

No Missouri option for Pump to tell us how great Gary Pinkel was?

I think Pup was actually a closeted Vandy fan.

GrundleStiltzkin

Auburn War Eagles (Because you don’t know what to do with all that hoarded toilet paper...wait, Toomer’s Corner!)

Excellent, it appears weº will remain at each others' throats.

dnc

Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)

#ScoDucks

https://twitter.com/jbook37/status/1292825580577017856?s=20

GrundleStiltzkin

Auburn War Eagles (Because you don’t know what to do with all that hoarded toilet paper...wait, Toomer’s Corner!)

dnc said:

#ScoDucks

https://twitter.com/jbook37/status/1292825580577017856?s=20

!We¡ deserve that.

LesGrossman

Coach O’s “Glad that USC thing never worked out” LSU Tigers

dnc said:

#ScoDucks

https://twitter.com/jbook37/status/1292825580577017856?s=20

Winners win

Swaye

Georgia Bulldogs, you know, the other DWAGS!

dnc said:

#ScoDucks

https://twitter.com/jbook37/status/1292825580577017856?s=20

The SEC just big dicks everything. Fuck the Pac-12 forever. I am never looking back.

RaceBannon

Coach O’s “Glad that USC thing never worked out” LSU Tigers

Swaye

Georgia Bulldogs, you know, the other DWAGS!

@RaceBannon and I are planning some epic game threads for SEC Madness this year. Real DWAGS vs. TIgers. Get some!

rodmansrage

Texas Agricultural and Mechanical College Alligators (you just really want to root for the Longhorns - admit it!)

i love overhyped teams who never show up!

GrundleStiltzkin

Auburn War Eagles (Because you don’t know what to do with all that hoarded toilet paper...wait, Toomer’s Corner!)

Swaye said:

dnc said:

#ScoDucks

https://twitter.com/jbook37/status/1292825580577017856?s=20

The SEC just big dicks everything. Fuck the Pac-12 forever. I am never looking back.

RaceBannon said:

dnc

Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)

Who's gonna be our jorts wearer?

Swaye

Georgia Bulldogs, you know, the other DWAGS!

dnc said:

Who's gonna be our jorts wearer?

This is the visual representation of how fractured we are as a fanbase/Pac-12 supporter. The SEC is pounding 16 penny nails with their giant dick while the Pac-12 Presidents are looking for skirts to hide behind. It's embarrassing.

Go DWAGS!

GrundleStiltzkin

Auburn War Eagles (Because you don’t know what to do with all that hoarded toilet paper...wait, Toomer’s Corner!)

@RaceBannon & @Swaye , I apologize for the Fuck Offs. I'm still finding my way as a new Serious football fan.

Swaye

Georgia Bulldogs, you know, the other DWAGS!

GrundleStiltzkin said:

@RaceBannon & @Swaye , I apologize for the Fuck Offs. I'm still finding my way as a new Serious football fan.

It's TUFF. I forgive you. I found the 3 minute transition from someone used to seeing GPA scores on the team twatter to a new team twatter featuring scorched Earth win at all costs mentality jarring as well. Now I find it alluring and I have a boner and not sure why.

dnc

Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)

PM to @greenblood

dnc

Ole Miss Star Wars Rebels (their new mascot? Tony the Landshark. No, I did not make that up.)

FO Race!!