Maybe our marketing around development should have a fine print disclaimer
“Player must stay for 4-5 years and patiently wait their turn to play in order to qualify for development. Offer does not apply to quarterbacks, or any players coached by Bob Gregory.”
You will rue the day you doubted John Motherfuckin Donovan
Maybe so. As of today, though, is there any wonder why Eason decided to leave?
Are you seriously under the impression that Eason at any point considered the UW a multi-year (on the field) destination? I'm pretty sure the Huskies could have won the Super Bowl and then hired Saban, and he'd be getting drafted in the fourth this weekend.
Anyone who thought Ahmed was going to get drafted, including Ahmed were nuts.
I'd like to know who advised this guy.
I was the first to compare his decision to that or Eugene Burkhalter.
I was right.
Remember Ahmeds freshmen year, when he'd enter the game and the whole opposing sideline would collectively shit their pants? He'd go in fly sweep motion, and 14 defenders would FREAK THE FUCK OUT and follow him across the formation, allowing Gaskin to do whatever he wanted to?
Ahmed trading his speed for 10 pounds of weight would be like me trading my rapist wit to be 5'9"*. It's like, "Dude, that was ALL you had!"
*Or trade down to be 4'10" so I could fuck 26 gullible women. Either way this analogy works.
Anyone who thought Ahmed was going to get drafted, including Ahmed were nuts.
I'd like to know who advised this guy.
I was the first to compare his decision to that or Eugene Burkhalter.
I was right.
Remember Ahmeds freshmen year, when he'd enter the game and the whole opposing sideline would collectively shit their pants? He'd go in fly sweep motion, and 14 defenders would FREAK THE FUCK OUT and follow him across the formation, allowing Gaskin to do whatever he wanted to?
Ahmed trading his speed for 10 pounds of weight would be like me trading my rapist wit to be 5'9"*. It's like, "Dude, that was ALL you had!"
*Or trade down to be 4'10" so I could fuck 26 gullible women. Either way this analogy works.
Anyone who thought Ahmed was going to get drafted, including Ahmed were nuts.
I'd like to know who advised this guy.
I was the first to compare his decision to that or Eugene Burkhalter.
I was right.
Seriously, whoever advised Hunter and Ahmed completely fucked then over. Both should have stayed. But whatever, they gone. FTGs. Conversely, Levi and Taylor both would have gotten drafted had they declared.
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“Player must stay for 4-5 years and patiently wait their turn to play in order to qualify for development. Offer does not apply to quarterbacks, or any players coached by Bob Gregory.”
NFL execs not impressed with this video of jumping onto a car? I’m shocked.
I'd like to know who advised this guy.
I was the first to compare his decision to that or Eugene Burkhalter.
I was right.
Ahmed trading his speed for 10 pounds of weight would be like me trading my rapist wit to be 5'9"*. It's like, "Dude, that was ALL you had!"
*Or trade down to be 4'10" so I could fuck 26 gullible women. Either way this analogy works.