Had lunch in CDA today. No fucking masks. Anywhere.
And the gyro at Vine and Olive was pretty fucking good.
Yeah not many masks over here. Let me know you're coming sometime!
You guys gonna meet at the bath house in McCall?
I know you’re being sarcastic but McCall is south of the time zone line in Riggins that delineates *real* Greater Idaho from the theiving pretend Southern Idaho Mormon country.
Had lunch in CDA today. No fucking masks. Anywhere.
And the gyro at Vine and Olive was pretty fucking good.
Yeah not many masks over here. Let me know you're coming sometime!
You guys gonna meet at the bath house in McCall?
I know you’re being sarcastic but McCall is south of the time zone line in Riggins that delineates *real* Greater Idaho from the theiving pretend Southern Idaho Mormon country.
I have 2 actual male gay friends. They live in McCall. That’s all I got.
NEW CDC RULES FOR AMERICAN FOOTBALL JUST RELEASED:
When playing football with players who are not fully vaxxed with the Gates shot you must -
Maintain 6 feet of Socialist distancing at all times. The Quarterback must stay in the shotgun position to maintain 6 feet of distance.
Lineman must maintain 6 feet of socialist distancing.
The Running Back position will remain in permanent lockdown until further notice, as distancing protocol is not feasible for this position.
When the QB completes a pass to a receiver and the defender breaks the 6 foot barrier, it will count as a tackle and the play will be blown dead.
Wear a mask at all times.
Sanitize the football before every play.
PCR testing for all unvaccinated players before every quarter.
If any spittle, blood or other bodily fluids are excreted, the player in question will receive an automatic targeting foul and will be ejected from the game. Pronouns He/His/Him must remain in quarantine until the second half of the next scheduled game. The field must be fully sanitized before resuming play.
Once everyone gets their damn jab, things can return to normal (for 6 months, maybe 3 months, 1 month, it depends on the new variants and the new vaccines that will be rolled out to deal with the new variants.)
Had lunch in CDA today. No fucking masks. Anywhere.
And the gyro at Vine and Olive was pretty fucking good.
Yeah not many masks over here. Let me know you're coming sometime!
You guys gonna meet at the bath house in McCall?
I know you’re being sarcastic but McCall is south of the time zone line in Riggins that delineates *real* Greater Idaho from the theiving pretend Southern Idaho Mormon country.
I have 2 actual male gay friends. They live in McCall. That’s all I got.
Brundage is a great mountain. Long ass runs and hip high pow.
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Where was that gyro again?
When playing football with players who are not fully vaxxed with the Gates shot you must -
Maintain 6 feet of Socialist distancing at all times. The Quarterback must stay in the shotgun position to maintain 6 feet of distance.
Lineman must maintain 6 feet of socialist distancing.
The Running Back position will remain in permanent lockdown until further notice, as distancing protocol is not feasible for this position.
When the QB completes a pass to a receiver and the defender breaks the 6 foot barrier, it will count as a tackle and the play will be blown dead.
Wear a mask at all times.
Sanitize the football before every play.
PCR testing for all unvaccinated players before every quarter.
If any spittle, blood or other bodily fluids are excreted, the player in question will receive an automatic targeting foul and will be ejected from the game.
Pronouns He/His/Him must remain in quarantine until the second half of the next scheduled game. The field must be fully sanitized before resuming play.
Once everyone gets their damn jab, things can return to normal (for 6 months, maybe 3 months, 1 month, it depends on the new variants and the new vaccines that will be rolled out to deal with the new variants.)
What can you do with Moderna and Pfizer to make them sound really scary, too?