I sure hope they all are refusing hospital treatment and have listed publically the names of those that they are willing to sacrifice for their selfish desire to want a haircut.
I think it's a conspiracy. Never let a crisis go to waste.
It's a real virus, but donkeys quickly latched onto it at some point in March after denying the severity along with Trump, Fauci, and the rest. It's most definitely political now and being used to control the masses. It's their last real attempt to take down Trumpet after the previous eight or nine attempts failed.
I know three separate people who quarantined voluntarily for between 11 and 21 days. People (women) read headlines from CNN and 60 alarm bells go off in their heads. baaaa
Are you fucking serious. Some of you are such tin foil dipshits it’s insane. My aunt lives in NJ, got Covid, almost died. Two close friends of mine are doctors in NYC and have worked everyday for over a month and have seen more people die in the last month than their entire careers, my sister is a doctor in Boston and had had her friends at work get COVID and be put on vents and they don’t have proper PPE.
It’s actually insane to me how much of a dipshit trump is, but you trump dick riders just ignore facts left and right because your embarrassed you voted for him and are too pussy to admit it. It’s political because trump botched it so bad, Benghazi lmfao, imagine what Fox News would do if this was Obama.
I’m spending 60 hours a week making sure small business are getting the loans they need. But ok fuckhead continue on beating off to Fox News.
Dipshits in Denver blocked traffic and wouldn’t let ambulances get to hospitals because they can’t go to Applebee’s. Honestly fuck all you people.
Calm down turbo.
I know ER docs too. They’re bored. Sounds like the governors or NY and NJ are dipshits and New England needs to be locked down Wuhan style.
I sure hope they all are refusing hospital treatment and have listed publically the names of those that they are willing to sacrifice for their selfish desire to want a haircut.
What a bullshit question. It's been said a million times, but the media is an absolute joke and way more dangerous to America than anything Trump could dream.
I love after she roasts them and walks off you can hear him screaming frantically "you were prepared for this!" annoyed that his softball of a gotcha question was crushed into Mcovey cove.
A lot of people have been asking me what it's like being on the COVID wards in the hospital, so I figured I'd share what a typical day looks like for me:
6am - Wake up. Roll off of my pile of money that Big Pharma gave me. Softly weep as it doesn’t put a dent in my medical school loans
6:30am - Make breakfast, using only foods from the diet that gives me everlasting life by avoiding all fats, sugars, carbs, and proteins. For details buy my book and check out my shop.
7am - Get to work, load up my syringes with coronavirus before rounds.
8am - See my patients for the day. Administer the medications that the government tells me to. Covertly rub essential oils on the ones I want to get better.
9:30am - Call Bill Gates to check how 5G tower construction is going, hoping for more coronavirus soon. He tells me they’re delayed due to repairs on the towers used to spread the Black Plague. Curse the fact that this is the most efficient way to spread infectious diseases.
10am - One patient tells me he knows “the truth” about coronavirus. I give him a Tdap booster. He becomes autistic in front of my eyes. He’ll never conspire against me again.
11am - Tend to the secret hospital garden of St. John’s wort and ginkgo leaves that we save for rich patients and donors.
12:30pm - Pick up my briefcase of money from payroll, my gift from Pfizer for the incomprehensible profits we make off of the free influenza vaccine given every year.
1pm - Conference call with Dr. Fauci and the lab in Wuhan responsible for manufacturing viruses. Tell them my idea about how an apocalypse-style zombie virus would be a cool one to try for the next batch.
2pm - A patient starts asking me about getting rid of toxins. I ask her if she has a liver and kidneys. She tells me she knows “the truth” about Big Anatomy and that the only way to detoxify herself is to eat nothing but lemon wedges and mayonnaise for weeks. I give her a Tdap booster.
2:45pm - Help the FBI, CIA, and CDC silence the masses. Lament the fact that I can only infringe on one or two of their rights. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.
4pm - One of my rich patients begins to crash. Laugh as I realize I’ve mismatched her spirit animal and zodiac moon sign. I switch out the Purple Amethyst above her bed for a Tiger’s Eye geode. She stabilizes. I throw some ginkgo leaves on her for good measure
6pm - Go onto YouTube and see coronavirus conspiracy videos everywhere. Curse my all powerful government for how inept they are at keeping people from spreading “the truth”
6:10pm - Go onto Amazon and see that a book about “the truth” is the #1 seller this week. Question the power of my all powerful government. Make a reminder to myself to get more Tdap boosters from the Surgeon General next time we talk.
7pm - Time to go home. Before I leave, sacrifice a goat to Dr. Fauci and say three Hippocratic Oaths.
9pm - Take a contented sigh as I snuggle under the covers made of the tinfoil hats of my enemies, realizing that my 4 years of medical school and 3 years of residency training have been put to good use today.
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You’d think some applause is in order.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/internal-fema-document-projects-spike-in-daily-coronavirus-death-toll-but-data-questioned
Not from the administration. Not vetted by the administration
Another big scoop from @insinceredawg
I know ER docs too. They’re bored. Sounds like the governors or NY and NJ are dipshits and New England needs to be locked down Wuhan style.
This new Press Sec is nice.
I love after she roasts them and walks off you can hear him screaming frantically "you were prepared for this!" annoyed that his softball of a gotcha question was crushed into Mcovey cove.
6am - Wake up. Roll off of my pile of money that Big Pharma gave me. Softly weep as it doesn’t put a dent in my medical school loans
6:30am - Make breakfast, using only foods from the diet that gives me everlasting life by avoiding all fats, sugars, carbs, and proteins. For details buy my book and check out my shop.
7am - Get to work, load up my syringes with coronavirus before rounds.
8am - See my patients for the day. Administer the medications that the government tells me to. Covertly rub essential oils on the ones I want to get better.
9:30am - Call Bill Gates to check how 5G tower construction is going, hoping for more coronavirus soon. He tells me they’re delayed due to repairs on the towers used to spread the Black Plague. Curse the fact that this is the most efficient way to spread infectious diseases.
10am - One patient tells me he knows “the truth” about coronavirus. I give him a Tdap booster. He becomes autistic in front of my eyes. He’ll never conspire against me again.
11am - Tend to the secret hospital garden of St. John’s wort and ginkgo leaves that we save for rich patients and donors.
12:30pm - Pick up my briefcase of money from payroll, my gift from Pfizer for the incomprehensible profits we make off of the free influenza vaccine given every year.
1pm - Conference call with Dr. Fauci and the lab in Wuhan responsible for manufacturing viruses. Tell them my idea about how an apocalypse-style zombie virus would be a cool one to try for the next batch.
2pm - A patient starts asking me about getting rid of toxins. I ask her if she has a liver and kidneys. She tells me she knows “the truth” about Big Anatomy and that the only way to detoxify herself is to eat nothing but lemon wedges and mayonnaise for weeks. I give her a Tdap booster.
2:45pm - Help the FBI, CIA, and CDC silence the masses. Lament the fact that I can only infringe on one or two of their rights. Oh well, there’s always tomorrow.
4pm - One of my rich patients begins to crash. Laugh as I realize I’ve mismatched her spirit animal and zodiac moon sign. I switch out the Purple Amethyst above her bed for a Tiger’s Eye geode. She stabilizes. I throw some ginkgo leaves on her for good measure
6pm - Go onto YouTube and see coronavirus conspiracy videos everywhere. Curse my all powerful government for how inept they are at keeping people from spreading “the truth”
6:10pm - Go onto Amazon and see that a book about “the truth” is the #1 seller this week. Question the power of my all powerful government. Make a reminder to myself to get more Tdap boosters from the Surgeon General next time we talk.
7pm - Time to go home. Before I leave, sacrifice a goat to Dr. Fauci and say three Hippocratic Oaths.
9pm - Take a contented sigh as I snuggle under the covers made of the tinfoil hats of my enemies, realizing that my 4 years of medical school and 3 years of residency training have been put to good use today.
It’s busy work masquerading as a solution.
Thanks for unmasking me, bro! I have a reputation to uphold around here.