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Husky Jacks open thread [2020]

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  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,498 Standard Supporter

    Fuck a lifetime of Nike affiliation. I'm picking the school that molests animals with plastic from Dollar General.

    @puppylove_sugarsteel ?
    @PurpleJ ???
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,314 Founders Club

    Fuck a lifetime of Nike affiliation. I'm picking the school that molests animals with plastic from Dollar General.

    @puppylove_sugarsteel ?
    @PurpleJ ???
    GRUNDLE STOp
  • FireCohenFireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    dnc said:

    FireCohen said:

    FireCohen said:

    8-5 baby how about that for SRS
    These type of posts have to go. Four of those schools make the playoff nearly every year. UW hasn’t even won a BCS Bowl.
    Huh? I was making fun of SRS
    And he’s agreeing with you.

    I know you’re not used to that.
    In my defense he did start his post with “These type of posts have to go” so I thought he was talking about my post
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,730 Founders Club
    Hey 18 year old superstar who has been pampered the last three years do you want to go to Oregon and have hookers and blow or do you want to GRIND at UW

    Get them here then break the news that they aren't the shit like they thought they were
  • MeekMeek Member Posts: 7,031

    Hey 18 year old superstar who has been pampered the last three years do you want to go to Oregon and have hookers and blow or do you want to GRIND at UW

    Get them here then break the news that they aren't the shit like they thought they were

    exactly. why the fuck are we still selling them on boring work instead of runway models?
  • insinceredawginsinceredawg Member Posts: 5,117
    Meek said:

    Hey 18 year old superstar who has been pampered the last three years do you want to go to Oregon and have hookers and blow or do you want to GRIND at UW

    Get them here then break the news that they aren't the shit like they thought they were

    exactly. why the fuck are we still selling them on boring work instead of runway models?
    If you look at other program's Twitter accounts it's mostly the same shit. Not much going on this time of the year other than winter workouts and promoting NFL combine stuff.







  • 1to392831weretaken1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,605 Swaye's Wigwam

    Hey 18 year old superstar who has been pampered the last three years do you want to go to Oregon and have hookers and blow or do you want to GRIND at UW

    Get them here then break the news that they aren't the shit like they thought they were

    Meek said:

    exactly. why the fuck are we still selling them on boring work instead of runway models?

    My wife is constantly wasting money on gym memberships and boot camp programs and kettlebell classes and whatnot. I bought her a nice set of adjustable dumbbells and said, "Here you go. Now you can work out at home to something on YouTube and spend zero more dollars." She still pays for the gym.

    Her reason? Because if there's nobody there to push her, she won't do it.

    I'm pulling this all out of my ass, but if you want a hypothetical answer to this question, mine would be that there are a subset of high school football players who aren't dumber than fuck dolls. These are kids to whom you can present this argument: "Look at the millions the guys who have passed through our program make. We're the best in the west at making this happen. Know why? Because we hold our players accountable. You come here, you will bust ass, you will be rewarded for this by being better and putting yourself in the best position to make millions. Or you can go to some other school where the head coach will personally suck your dick but your out of shape ass will get a rude awakening when the NFL comes calling. Trust me: You WANT to be held accountable and coached by adults."

    This will immediately cut the list of viable recruiting targets down to a fraction of what it otherwise would be, but the gamble being made is that the not-dumber-than-fuck-dolls remaining pool from which you are then recruiting are a safer, more conservative bet for your program as a whole. And once you make this your primary sales pitch, "Grind" videos are a plus and not a minus to your core target demographic. Figuratively speaking, you're recruiting my wife: Kids who are smart enough to know that they're not motivated enough on their own to be successful and want a program to force them to their NFL potential.

    Not making a value judgement of this strategy, but it does seem to me like this has been the strategy since day one of Petersen taking over, and Lake's adopted it wholly and added some social media flare and casting a wider net. They've been doing this for six years and have been recruiting at or near the top of the conference that whole time.

    By all means, though, bring in the whores!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8QyzERylkU
  • dannarcdannarc Member Posts: 2,401

    Hey 18 year old superstar who has been pampered the last three years do you want to go to Oregon and have hookers and blow or do you want to GRIND at UW

    Get them here then break the news that they aren't the shit like they thought they were

    Meek said:

    exactly. why the fuck are we still selling them on boring work instead of runway models?

    My wife is constantly wasting money on gym memberships and boot camp programs and kettlebell classes and whatnot. I bought her a nice set of adjustable dumbbells and said, "Here you go. Now you can work out at home to something on YouTube and spend zero more dollars." She still pays for the gym.

    Her reason? Because if there's nobody there to push her, she won't do it.

    I'm pulling this all out of my ass, but if you want a hypothetical answer to this question, mine would be that there are a subset of high school football players who aren't dumber than fuck dolls. These are kids to whom you can present this argument: "Look at the millions the guys who have passed through our program make. We're the best in the west at making this happen. Know why? Because we hold our players accountable. You come here, you will bust ass, you will be rewarded for this by being better and putting yourself in the best position to make millions. Or you can go to some other school where the head coach will personally suck your dick but your out of shape ass will get a rude awakening when the NFL comes calling. Trust me: You WANT to be held accountable and coached by adults."

    This will immediately cut the list of viable recruiting targets down to a fraction of what it otherwise would be, but the gamble being made is that the not-dumber-than-fuck-dolls remaining pool from which you are then recruiting are a safer, more conservative bet for your program as a whole. And once you make this your primary sales pitch, "Grind" videos are a plus and not a minus to your core target demographic. Figuratively speaking, you're recruiting my wife: Kids who are smart enough to know that they're not motivated enough on their own to be successful and want a program to force them to their NFL potential.

    Not making a value judgement of this strategy, but it does seem to me like this has been the strategy since day one of Petersen taking over, and Lake's adopted it wholly and added some social media flare and casting a wider net. They've been doing this for six years and have been recruiting at or near the top of the conference that whole time.

    By all means, though, bring in the whores!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8QyzERylkU
    I've been recruiting your wife also, why do you think she goes to the gym all the tim?


    * I'm kidding, please don't kill me *
  • 1to392831weretaken1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,605 Swaye's Wigwam
    dannarc said:

    I've been recruiting your wife also, why do you think she goes to the gym all the tim?


    * I'm kidding, please don't kill me *

    That's all well and good, but do we still get to bring out the whores?

  • QuietcowskeeQuietcowskee Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,327 Swaye's Wigwam
    The “grind” angle works great when we’re winning conference titles and our southern douche bag neighbors are winning 7.

    When we’re 8-5 and they’re winning roses...why are we grinding again?
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,022 Swaye's Wigwam

    Emoterman said:
    Wattenberg looks like a lesbian softball player.
    Redundant.
    You must not’ve seen this yrs sqwad
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