When you strike out with all the hot chicks and end up hooking up with the fat one at last call

PurpleJ

Bedroom_Russ said:

PurpleJ said:

I actually did fuck a chick behind the dumpster at Applebees (she worked there) one time in high school. She was skinny and ended up working at hooters, but no big tits. Just a push up bra. Whatever. No fat chicks.

Quite the Casanova

Keep Ciara away from me!

Joey

Slap the thigh and ride the wave baby

gabemarksknee

GreenRiverGatorz said:

NeGgaPlEaSe said:

Swaye said:

I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.

I fucked one last night I was so pissed off... I did fantasize she was skinny though

I know you're being sarcastic, but no way is that a 2

-2

YellowSnow

FirePete said:

my first six sexual experiences were with fat chicks at last call, i am no one to judge

Good on you @FirePete !! I always thought of you as an incel type.

FireCohen

YellowSnow said:

FirePete said:

my first six sexual experiences were with fat chicks at last call, i am no one to judge

Good on you @FirePete !! I always thought of you as an incel type.

Thanks????

Baseman

I luv Curves. You fags can fight over Kate Moss.

FireCohen

PurpleJ said:

Swaye said:

I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.

I’ve never fucked a fat chick. I’m better than you, so I don’t need the personal development.

missed out on some great head

LebamDawg

I did but was at least smart enuff to never let them get on top

RoadDawg55

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.

i still would take bj from a fat than a skinny chick any day. they just do it with better effort. effort matters

That’s just some bullshit that is said, but isn’t really true.

FireCohen

RoadDawg55 said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.

i still would take bj from a fat than a skinny chick any day. they just do it with better effort. effort matters

That’s just some bullshit that is said, but isn’t really true.

clearly you haven't fucked some whales in your day

GrundleStiltzkin

I’ve heard great things about intercourse

BeerThirty

Swaye said:

I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.

Has anyone been with a plump-chubby-fat chick who was also a dead fish? I don't think they can be both.

BeerThirty

PurpleJ said:

Swaye said:

I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.

I’ve fucked a fat dick. I’m better than you, so I don’t need the personal development.

fixed

PurpleThrobber

In some alternate universe, I wonder if there is a message board where women discuss doing fat guys...

PurpleBaze

PurpleThrobber said:

In some alternate universe, I wonder if there is a message board where women discuss doing fat guys...

Yes, no, craves it!

chuck

PurpleThrobber said:

In some alternate universe, I wonder if there is a message board where women discuss doing fat guys...

Interesting question, but I'm more concerned whether any talk about doing old guys.

DerekJohnson

PurpleBaze

DerekJohnson said:

Delete

Swaye

FirePete said:

RoadDawg55 said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.

i still would take bj from a fat than a skinny chick any day. they just do it with better effort. effort matters

That’s just some bullshit that is said, but isn’t really true.

clearly you haven't fucked some whales in your day

Asians eat whales, not fuck them. Duh.

BennyBeaver

PurpleThrobber said:

In some alternate universe, I wonder if there is a message board where women discuss doing fat guys...

Wood.

@Doog_de_Jour ?

@UWKatie ?

@Khaleesi ?

huskyhooligan

chuck said:

PurpleThrobber said:

In some alternate universe, I wonder if there is a message board where women discuss doing fat guys...

Interesting question, but I'm more concerned whether any talk about doing old guys.

How old? Asking for fren.

RoadDawg55

FirePete said:

RoadDawg55 said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.

i still would take bj from a fat than a skinny chick any day. they just do it with better effort. effort matters

That’s just some bullshit that is said, but isn’t really true.

clearly you haven't fucked some whales in your day

Correct. A couple chubby ones, but I don’t need to do that like some of you.

FireCohen

RoadDawg55 said:

FirePete said:

RoadDawg55 said:

FirePete said:

Swaye said:

I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.

i still would take bj from a fat than a skinny chick any day. they just do it with better effort. effort matters

That’s just some bullshit that is said, but isn’t really true.

clearly you haven't fucked some whales in your day

Correct. A couple chubby ones, but I don’t need to do that like some of you.

We must never judge

chuck

huskyhooligan said:

chuck said:

PurpleThrobber said:

In some alternate universe, I wonder if there is a message board where women discuss doing fat guys...

Interesting question, but I'm more concerned whether any talk about doing old guys.

How old? Asking for fren.

Between 16 and 80. You know...a grown ass man.

Ice_Holmvik

chuck said:

huskyhooligan said:

chuck said:

PurpleThrobber said:

In some alternate universe, I wonder if there is a message board where women discuss doing fat guys...

Interesting question, but I'm more concerned whether any talk about doing old guys.

How old? Asking for fren.

Between 16 and 80. You know...a grown ass man.

RoadTrip

GreenRiverGatorz said:

NeGgaPlEaSe said:

Swaye said:

I don't trust anyone who has never fucked a fat chick. It's a character building moment in life, and without it, you aren't a real man. I thought so much of it as a personal development tool I did it two or three (dozen) tims.

I fucked one last night I was so pissed off... I did fantasize she was skinny though

I know you're being sarcastic, but no way is that a 2

When the cleavage is 5 times larger than your own ass, I think you're in negative territory.

RoadTrip

PurpleThrobber said:

In some alternate universe, I wonder if there is a message board where women discuss doing fat guys...

In said universe, do you think the casual comeback is, "Well you don't fuck his beer belly"?

huskyhooligan

chuck said:

huskyhooligan said:

chuck said:

PurpleThrobber said:

In some alternate universe, I wonder if there is a message board where women discuss doing fat guys...

Interesting question, but I'm more concerned whether any talk about doing old guys.

How old? Asking for fren.

Between 16 and 80. You know...a grown ass man.

My fren would like specifics.

chuck

huskyhooligan said:

chuck said:

huskyhooligan said:

chuck said:

PurpleThrobber said:

In some alternate universe, I wonder if there is a message board where women discuss doing fat guys...

Interesting question, but I'm more concerned whether any talk about doing old guys.

How old? Asking for fren.

Between 16 and 80. You know...a grown ass man.

My fren would like specifics.

Pics of your fren before I answer.

There was a hint in the age range I posted, by the way.

huskyhooligan

chuck said:

huskyhooligan said:

chuck said:

huskyhooligan said:

chuck said:

PurpleThrobber said:

In some alternate universe, I wonder if there is a message board where women discuss doing fat guys...

Interesting question, but I'm more concerned whether any talk about doing old guys.

How old? Asking for fren.

Between 16 and 80. You know...a grown ass man.

My fren would like specifics.

Pics of your fren before I answer.

There was a hint in the age range I posted, by the way.

68! That's my wheelhouse! I mean fren's wheelhouse! If you're only 40, hard pass.