Fudgie's Drinking Adventures
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Currently smoking with the bartender that just got off.PurpleThrobber said:
Let me have a few moments of privacy to visualize......PurpleBaze said:
BOOM! BTP roasted by Mrs. Courics. That's the kind of sass from the Mrs. C that has @Doog_de_Jour all hot and bothered for the past several days.DoogCourics said:Update:
Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.
Her response:
“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”
I need a smoke now.
Vegas really ain't that bad. -
Fuck you and your shitty fucking wife!DoogCourics said:Update:
Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.
Her response:
“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?” -
She sounds hideousPitchfork51 said:
Currently smoking with the bartender that just got off.PurpleThrobber said:
Let me have a few moments of privacy to visualize......PurpleBaze said:
BOOM! BTP roasted by Mrs. Courics. That's the kind of sass from the Mrs. C that has @Doog_de_Jour all hot and bothered for the past several days.DoogCourics said:Update:
Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.
Her response:
“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”
I need a smoke now.
Vegas really ain't that bad.
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It’s not that hard. This bored must be a bunch of twinks.UW_Doog_Bot said:I'll drink that much in a day and I'm not? an alcoholic or dead.
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Took some young people to their first Great American Beer Festival last year. Set them loose for little over 3 hours in a room filled with a few thousand beers to try on a Thursday evening. Ask them later while stumbling out how many they got through.DoogCourics said:Update:
Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.
Her response:
“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?”
"360!"
"Pfft, fag, I hit 420 with 10 min to go and decided it was perfect!
"Losers, I stopped counting at 500! How about you NWJD?"
"84, definitely new record for me"
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Your wife sounds like she has more wit than you. Has btp pretty dialed in. Does She know IrishDawg?
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Pics?DoogCourics said:Update:
Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.
Her response:
“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?” -
Anyone who throws around "IT guy" is some dinosaur who has no fucking clue about the tech industry and can barely handle their WindowsME piece of shit.Pitchfork51 said:
Correct. I'm the low level it guy.backthepack said:
No that’s not why it’s shit.Pitchfork51 said:
Welcome to the real world dipshitbackthepack said:Jfc she doesn’t know how to set up an email? What a shit company
Not every employee of companies you purchase is a techie millennial
Companies don't integrate themselves
It’s shit because you are the IT guy
Which is why I'm at a bar at 2pm and told everyone to fuck off and quit annoying me
Classic cable guy move
Maybe I'll get fired. Should have clocked out
I'm a bit worried now. What if my bosses find out -
I fucking sell enterprise level IT and beg to differhaie said:
Anyone who throws around "IT guy" is some dinosaur who has no fucking clue about the tech industry and can barely handle their WindowsME piece of shit.Pitchfork51 said:
Correct. I'm the low level it guy.backthepack said:
No that’s not why it’s shit.Pitchfork51 said:
Welcome to the real world dipshitbackthepack said:Jfc she doesn’t know how to set up an email? What a shit company
Not every employee of companies you purchase is a techie millennial
Companies don't integrate themselves
It’s shit because you are the IT guy
Which is why I'm at a bar at 2pm and told everyone to fuck off and quit annoying me
Classic cable guy move
Maybe I'll get fired. Should have clocked out
I'm a bit worried now. What if my bosses find out -
Btp has nothing on my frat days. Black out then organize a 6 am 2 on 2 pickup bball game with two homeless guys from the ave and then pop off u gen z fag! Or better yet, get date raped.
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So I drank a fifth in 3 hrs at the Guthrie’s. Def spent the better half of the next two hours dying all over there bed. Blacked out after that so might have got laid but probably just threw up more all over myself.
.6 fresh was a nick name for a kid in HS that drank so much his blood alcohol in the hospital was .6
Moral of my CSB is make better decisions, you’re not in fucking HS anymore.
Side note: As a new rich pour I will be attending the shitty rose bowl, that now seems like a win for the dawgs, and will get so drunk that I’ll feel like I’m in HS again. Can’t wait to see you then BTP.
Make sure you can get some real drugs though, weeds for hippies. -
Fuck off.dirtysouwfdawg said:So I drank a fifth in 3 hrs at the Guthrie’s. Def spent the better half of the next two hours dying all over there bed. Blacked out after that so might have got laid but probably just threw up more all over myself.
.6 fresh was a nick name for a kid in HS that drank so much his blood alcohol in the hospital was .6
Moral of my CSB is make better decisions, you’re not in fucking HS anymore.
Side note: As a new rich pour I will be attending the shitty rose bowl, that now seems like a win for the dawgs, and will get so drunk that I’ll feel like I’m in HS again. Can’t wait to see you then BTP.
Make sure you can get some real drugs though, weeds for hippies. -
I once drank a fifth in an hour in college and im lucky i didnt die, and thats at 6'5 230lbs
5'6" 150lb BTP is basically saying he drank 2 fifths worth of alcohol plus 500mg caffeine.
Sure you did kid, sure you did. -
I once killed a fifth in Phoenix after sneaking into the Biltmore, then wandered off and fell into several pools on the way, losing an ounce of weed in the process. Came to at mcdonalds and called my friend to pick me up. He was wasted as shit so he got there promptly. I didn’t learn my lesson the next night and puked jager all over some poor ladys carpet. Then my friends stole her car and went for a joyride. Dad got the bill in the mail a month later and made me pay back every cent.
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Sounds like an hh posterPurpleJ said:I once killed a fifth in Phoenix after sneaking into the Biltmore, then wandered off and fell into several pools on the way, losing an ounce of weed in the process. Came to at mcdonalds and called my friend to pick me up. He was wasted as shit so he got there promptly. I didn’t learn my lesson the next night and puked jager all over some poor ladys carpet. Then my friends stole her car and went for a joyride. Dad got the bill in the mail a month later and made me pay back every cent.
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dirtysouwfdawg said:
So I drank a fifth in 3 hrs at the Guthrie’s. Def spent the better half of the next two hours dying all over there bed. Blacked out after that so might have got laid but probably just threw up more all over myself.
.6 fresh was a nick name for a kid in HS that drank so much his blood alcohol in the hospital was .6
Moral of my CSB is make better decisions, you’re not in fucking HS anymore.
Side note: As a new rich pour I will be attending the shitty rose bowl, that now seems like a win for the dawgs, and will get so drunk that I’ll feel like I’m in HS again. Can’t wait to see you then BTP.
Make sure you can get some real drugs though, weeds for hippies.
I said I drank one fifth.PostGameOrangeSlices said:I once drank a fifth in an hour in college and im lucky i didnt die, and thats at 6'5 230lbs
5'6" 150lb BTP is basically saying he drank 2 fifths worth of alcohol plus 500mg caffeine.
Sure you did kid, sure you did.
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I tried to puke in the toliet. I was so drunk I missed and puked all over the floor. Instead of cleaning it uo with toliet i used those like wax paper toliet seat covers to mop it all up. They clogged the toliet so I ran
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I smoke weed when I drink so I'll fall asleep in my chair
Without weed its alarming how much I can drink
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I smoke when i drink usually that’s what it get dangerous for me cause then I have no break or idea how fucked up I amRaceBannon said:I smoke weed when I drink so I'll fall asleep in my chair
Without weed its alarming how much I can drink
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People drink and dont smoke weed with it? Never tried
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God I miss the 80’sRaceBannon said:I smoke weed when I drink so I'll fall asleep in my chair
Without weed its alarming how much I can drink
Especially in my younger days
Same here. Without knocking back an edible, a cocktail after work can turn into Leaving Las Vegas faster than you can shake a stick at it.
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Truth in drink:
Being weaned on 3.2 per cent beer (Rainier, Oly, Heidelberg, Lucky) I was totally unprepared for the world.
As a young private in the Army (your welcome) I was sent to Deutschland.
First thing the CO told us young whippers was we are restricted to barracks for one month. Later that first night, my new roomies took me into town for a beer. I had 5-6 Henninger flip top biers. Took me 3 days to get the elbows and knees to function correctly, closer to a week before I wanted to even see a bier. JFC - that bier must be 9% and at that young age (under age in the US) it was a killer.
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Watch it Junior.backthepack said:
Fuck you and your shitty fucking wife!DoogCourics said:Update:
Told my wife how much BTP said he drank that day.
Her response:
“Remember when you were young enough to lie about how much you drank in an attempt to brag because you thought it made you look cooler to your friends?” -
I blew 40 bucks at the touch tunes at the bar dive bar then realized I had to go back to the casino. My keys were in lost and found. Then I went into Jack in the box when they were closed but she felt bad for me and hookked me up.
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You grimyPitchfork51 said:I blew 40 bucks at the touch tunes at the bar dive bar then realized I had to go back to the casino. My keys were in lost and found. Then I went into Jack in the box when they were closed but she felt bad for me and hookked me up.
Fuck you btp
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I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there. -
Who eats at jack in the box ever, especially in Vegas?Pitchfork51 said:I blew 40 bucks at the touch tunes at the bar dive bar then realized I had to go back to the casino. My keys were in lost and found. Then I went into Jack in the box when they were closed but she felt bad for me and hookked me up.
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Date raped by the homeless guys? Was it Dirty Mike and the boys?PurpleJ said:Btp has nothing on my frat days. Black out then organize a 6 am 2 on 2 pickup bball game with two homeless guys from the ave and then pop off u gen z fag! Or better yet, get date raped.
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Sounds like the strict dad got hold of the bill.PurpleJ said:I once killed a fifth in Phoenix after sneaking into the Biltmore, then wandered off and fell into several pools on the way, losing an ounce of weed in the process. Came to at mcdonalds and called my friend to pick me up. He was wasted as shit so he got there promptly. I didn’t learn my lesson the next night and puked jager all over some poor ladys carpet. Then my friends stole her car and went for a joyride. Dad got the bill in the mail a month later and made me pay back every cent.
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This thread is starting to resemble the dick size thread. Lots of rationalization and acceptance.Swaye said:I love overstating how much you drank stories.
I am not ashamed of what I can or can't drink. At my PEAK a 12 pack of anything over 3.2 would ruin me for a day (assuming it was pounded not slow day drinking). That story I told about a 6 pack, a Cisco, and 3-4 mind erasers putting me into a catatonic state in a dumpster is 100%. If I ever drank a fifth, even during my drinking days (about 175 pounds back then sigh), I probably would have just died right there.
