So what’s the fucking deal with this White Claw craze?

YellowSnow

I don’t fucking get it. Millennial after millennial in E-1 seemed to be drinking this piss yesterday.

ThomasFremont

What’s with the Seinfeld references???

Doog_de_Jour

I don’t understand it either. It’s disgusting.



Guess there’s a nationwide shortage of the stuff. I haven’t seen this much panic among Millennials since the avocado price hikes.

H_D

Doog_de_Jour said:

I don’t understand it either. It’s disgusting.



Guess there’s a nationwide shortage of the stuff. I haven’t seen this much panic among Millennials since the avocado price hikes.

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/MakeCaish/status/1170098234322247681?s=19

PurpleThrobber

RaceBannon said:

http://twitter.com/MakeCaish/status/1170098234322247681?s=19

PurpleJ

PurpleThrobber

Not gonna lie. Black cherry Claw is pretty goddamned delicious.

If and when he gives a fuck about calories, the Throbber may revisit increasing consumption of these. Plus Mrs. Throbber v 2.0 likes them - which on the rare occasion she does overindulge - leads to sexy time. Which is nice.

Unless the Throbber overindulges, too. Then it's just like this:

BleachedAnusDawg

RaceBannon said:

http://twitter.com/MakeCaish/status/1170098234322247681?s=19

Let's see if I'm doing this right.

Craves it, Craves it, Craves it, Craves it, Craves it, Craves it.

YouKnowIt

Wife prefers Truly over the claws...

Swaye

White Claw Joobs?

dnc

YellowSnow said:

I don’t fucking get it. Millennial after millennial in E-1 seemed to be drinking this piss yesterday.

I hate you. It’s what happens when you drink a fifth and wash it down with a 6 pack of white claws and 3 four lokos. In addition, to smoking a few fresh bowls, i got the spins bad.

LebamDawg

RaceBannon said:

http://twitter.com/MakeCaish/status/1170098234322247681?s=19

I saw this EXACT same scene in a movie and it sure as hell wasn't White Claw they were going for

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

White Claw Joobs?

There's a White Claw in that picture?!?

PurpleThrobber

LebamDawg said:

RaceBannon said:

http://twitter.com/MakeCaish/status/1170098234322247681?s=19

I saw this EXACT same scene in a movie and it sure as hell wasn't White Claw they were going for

Speaking of which - The Deuce has made it's return to HBO. Pretty damned good show. I mean, if you like titties and porn and blow jobs....

Otherwise, it's probably just a'ight.

BleachedAnusDawg

LebamDawg said:

RaceBannon said:

http://twitter.com/MakeCaish/status/1170098234322247681?s=19

I saw this EXACT same scene in a movie and it sure as hell wasn't White Claw they were going for

No White Claw, but I bet they all had white jaws! Amiright?

NoWarningJustDawg

When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?

BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"

Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.

PurpleThrobber

NoWarningJustDawg said:

When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?

BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"

Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.

Bite your tongue. Not everyone is a silver tongued devil closer like @Swaye .

Tipsy white girls make the world go around. #mefourloco

YellowSnow

NoWarningJustDawg said:

When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?

BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"

Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.

I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.

Pitchfork51

I'm still in the bar. No white claws unfortunately.

NoWarningJustDawg

YellowSnow said:

NoWarningJustDawg said:

When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?

BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"

Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.

I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.

Yeah there's no structure there. No fruit giving acidity or tannin, no sweetness except occasionally artificial, and low ABV making it seem thin. *Shrug*
I go to the ends of the Earth for the best bittersweet and bittersharp apples though, so my actual hope is that the hard seltzer "dry is ok" will open some minds to what cider can be instead of shitty cloyingly sweet Apple Alco-pop bought in 6-packs.