So what’s the fucking deal with this White Claw craze?
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The Throbber drinks that shit every fucking night. Lecroix (plain/sparkling water, not that flavored shit) a splash of Key Lime juice and copious amounts of cheap ass vodka. Tall plastic tumbler.YellowSnow said:
I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.NoWarningJustDawg said:When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.
Except the fucking nights when he goes ballz deep into Caesars which are scientifically proven far superior to Marys. And the occasional nights when the rye gets busted out and then it's on.
And edibles. Gots to have the edibles.
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Your my idol.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber drinks that shit every fucking night. Lecroix (plain/sparkling water, not that flavored shit) a splash of Key Lime juice and copious amounts of cheap ass vodka. Tall plastic tumbler.YellowSnow said:
I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.NoWarningJustDawg said:When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.
Except the fucking nights when he goes ballz deep into Caesars which are scientifically proven far superior to Marys. And the occasional nights when the rye gets busted out and then it's on.
And edibles. Gots to have the edibles. -
Caesar’s are amazing. Same with Rye. I prefer to feel the stinky smoke in my lungs.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber drinks that shit every fucking night. Lecroix (plain/sparkling water, not that flavored shit) a splash of Key Lime juice and copious amounts of cheap ass vodka. Tall plastic tumbler.YellowSnow said:
I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.NoWarningJustDawg said:When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.
Except the fucking nights when he goes ballz deep into Caesars which are scientifically proven far superior to Marys. And the occasional nights when the rye gets busted out and then it's on.
And edibles. Gots to have the edibles. -
Homemade Zima or GTFO
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My gf does thst plus Newman Lemonade.YellowSnow said:
I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.NoWarningJustDawg said:When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient. -
What I will never understand about the Claw crowd is they already sell gin and tonic in a can. Why would one drink vodka when gin tastes infinitely better?
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Some of us? don't like the taste of bile and pine needles.YellowSnow said:What I will never understand about the Claw crowd is they already sell gin and tonic in a can. Why would one drink vodka when gin tastes infinitely better?
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I feel bad for you Throbber. I wish you could enjoy the good life of delicious gin.PurpleThrobber said:
Some of us? don't like the taste of bile and pine needles.YellowSnow said:What I will never understand about the Claw crowd is they already sell gin and tonic in a can. Why would one drink vodka when gin tastes infinitely better?
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YellowSnow said:
I feel bad for you Throbber. I wish you could enjoy the good life of delicious gin.PurpleThrobber said:
Some of us? don't like the taste of bile and pine needles.YellowSnow said:What I will never understand about the Claw crowd is they already sell gin and tonic in a can. Why would one drink vodka when gin tastes infinitely better?
Yeah...i'm cool with the vodka.
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You're missing out, bruh!PurpleThrobber said:YellowSnow said:
I feel bad for you Throbber. I wish you could enjoy the good life of delicious gin.PurpleThrobber said:
Some of us? don't like the taste of bile and pine needles.YellowSnow said:What I will never understand about the Claw crowd is they already sell gin and tonic in a can. Why would one drink vodka when gin tastes infinitely better?
Yeah...i'm cool with the vodka.
