So what’s the fucking deal with this White Claw craze?
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I hate you. It’s what happens when you drink a fifth and wash it down with a 6 pack of white claws and 3 four lokos. In addition, to smoking a few fresh bowls, i got the spins bad.YellowSnow said:I don’t fucking get it. Millennial after millennial in E-1 seemed to be drinking this piss yesterday.
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I saw this EXACT same scene in a movie and it sure as hell wasn't White Claw they were going forRaceBannon said: -
There's a White Claw in that picture?!?Swaye said:White Claw Joobs?
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Speaking of which - The Deuce has made it's return to HBO. Pretty damned good show. I mean, if you like titties and porn and blow jobs....LebamDawg said:
I saw this EXACT same scene in a movie and it sure as hell wasn't White Claw they were going forRaceBannon said:
Otherwise, it's probably just a'ight.
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No White Claw, but I bet they all had white jaws! Amiright?LebamDawg said:
I saw this EXACT same scene in a movie and it sure as hell wasn't White Claw they were going forRaceBannon said: -
When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient. -
Bite your tongue. Not everyone is a silver tongued devil closer like @Swaye .NoWarningJustDawg said:When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.
Tipsy white girls make the world go around. #mefourloco
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I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.NoWarningJustDawg said:When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient. -
I'm still in the bar. No white claws unfortunately.
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Yeah there's no structure there. No fruit giving acidity or tannin, no sweetness except occasionally artificial, and low ABV making it seem thin. *Shrug*YellowSnow said:
I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.NoWarningJustDawg said:When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.
I go to the ends of the Earth for the best bittersweet and bittersharp apples though, so my actual hope is that the hard seltzer "dry is ok" will open some minds to what cider can be instead of shitty cloyingly sweet Apple Alco-pop bought in 6-packs.
