I rub anal secretions from rattlesnakes on my kicks to keep them looking and feeling good. You fags sound like pussies.
Told my wife “Swaye says he isn’t bitter about the addidas shoes because he has his own.”
Before I could fucking show her she said “moccasins! Can’t blame him, they’re comfy as hell.”
I said the guys are all talking about how to protect their shoes, and I asked how she thinks Swaye does his. Her response?
“Snake venom”.
Fucking close enough.
Meanwhile she’s been laughing at retarded Michigan all morning.
You really talk to your wife about this board? I hide my phone when she looks over, probably thinks I'm on Tinder.
Yeah man. All the time.
This morning we were laughing about BTP in the alcohol thread and remembering what it was like to just be focused on getting pissed with no brakes to control the decent and regardless of quality of alcohol. Then we appreciated HouHusky’s discussion of good bourbon and alcohol infused cocktails.
The bourbon caramel milkshake at Bobby Flay’s Burgers in Vegas on a 100 degree day was fucking money.
But anyway, yeah I talk about HH all the time, show her gifs, tell her what’s being discussed. She finds it hilarious. But I also married a cool ass chick.
I rub anal secretions from rattlesnakes on my kicks to keep them looking and feeling good. You fags sound like pussies.
Told my wife “Swaye says he isn’t bitter about the addidas shoes because he has his own.”
Before I could fucking show her she said “moccasins! Can’t blame him, they’re comfy as hell.”
I said the guys are all talking about how to protect their shoes, and I asked how she thinks Swaye does his. Her response?
“Snake venom”.
Fucking close enough.
Meanwhile she’s been laughing at retarded Michigan all morning.
You really talk to your wife about this board? I hide my phone when she looks over, probably thinks I'm on Tinder.
Yeah man. All the time.
This morning we were laughing about BTP in the alcohol thread and remembering what it was like to just be focused on getting pissed with no brakes to control the decent and regardless of quality of alcohol. Then we appreciated HouHusky’s discussion of good bourbon and alcohol infused cocktails.
The bourbon caramel milkshake at Bobby Flay’s Burgers in Vegas on a 100 degree day was fucking money.
But anyway, yeah I talk about HH all the time, show her gifs, tell her what’s being discussed. She finds it hilarious. But I also married a cool ass chick.
She does sound awesome.
Should you two ever breakup tell her to give me a call.
I rub anal secretions from rattlesnakes on my kicks to keep them looking and feeling good. You fags sound like pussies.
Told my wife “Swaye says he isn’t bitter about the addidas shoes because he has his own.”
Before I could fucking show her she said “moccasins! Can’t blame him, they’re comfy as hell.”
I said the guys are all talking about how to protect their shoes, and I asked how she thinks Swaye does his. Her response?
“Snake venom”.
Fucking close enough.
Meanwhile she’s been laughing at retarded Michigan all morning.
You really talk to your wife about this board? I hide my phone when she looks over, probably thinks I'm on Tinder.
Yeah man. All the time.
This morning we were laughing about BTP in the alcohol thread and remembering what it was like to just be focused on getting pissed with no brakes to control the decent and regardless of quality of alcohol. Then we appreciated HouHusky’s discussion of good bourbon and alcohol infused cocktails.
The bourbon caramel milkshake at Bobby Flay’s Burgers in Vegas on a 100 degree day was fucking money.
But anyway, yeah I talk about HH all the time, show her gifs, tell her what’s being discussed. She finds it hilarious. But I also married a cool ass chick.
She does sound awesome.
Should you two ever breakup tell her to give me a call.
If I can get in on this I have a divorce lawyer on speed dial.
edit: I tried to be cool like @DoogCourics and showed this to CLS. She hit me in the head with a large scented candle.
I rub anal secretions from rattlesnakes on my kicks to keep them looking and feeling good. You fags sound like pussies.
Told my wife “Swaye says he isn’t bitter about the addidas shoes because he has his own.”
Before I could fucking show her she said “moccasins! Can’t blame him, they’re comfy as hell.”
I said the guys are all talking about how to protect their shoes, and I asked how she thinks Swaye does his. Her response?
“Snake venom”.
Fucking close enough.
Meanwhile she’s been laughing at retarded Michigan all morning.
You really talk to your wife about this board? I hide my phone when she looks over, probably thinks I'm on Tinder.
Yeah man. All the time.
This morning we were laughing about BTP in the alcohol thread and remembering what it was like to just be focused on getting pissed with no brakes to control the decent and regardless of quality of alcohol. Then we appreciated HouHusky’s discussion of good bourbon and alcohol infused cocktails.
The bourbon caramel milkshake at Bobby Flay’s Burgers in Vegas on a 100 degree day was fucking money.
But anyway, yeah I talk about HH all the time, show her gifs, tell her what’s being discussed. She finds it hilarious. But I also married a cool ass chick.
She does sound awesome.
Should you two ever breakup tell her to give me a call.
If I can get in on this I have a divorce lawyer on speed dial.
edit: I tried to be cool like @DoogCourics and showed this to CLS. She hit me in the head with a large scented candle.
I rub anal secretions from rattlesnakes on my kicks to keep them looking and feeling good. You fags sound like pussies.
Told my wife “Swaye says he isn’t bitter about the addidas shoes because he has his own.”
Before I could fucking show her she said “moccasins! Can’t blame him, they’re comfy as hell.”
I said the guys are all talking about how to protect their shoes, and I asked how she thinks Swaye does his. Her response?
“Snake venom”.
Fucking close enough.
Meanwhile she’s been laughing at retarded Michigan all morning.
You really talk to your wife about this board? I hide my phone when she looks over, probably thinks I'm on Tinder.
Yeah man. All the time.
This morning we were laughing about BTP in the alcohol thread and remembering what it was like to just be focused on getting pissed with no brakes to control the decent and regardless of quality of alcohol. Then we appreciated HouHusky’s discussion of good bourbon and alcohol infused cocktails.
The bourbon caramel milkshake at Bobby Flay’s Burgers in Vegas on a 100 degree day was fucking money.
But anyway, yeah I talk about HH all the time, show her gifs, tell her what’s being discussed. She finds it hilarious. But I also married a cool ass chick.
She does sound awesome.
Should you two ever breakup tell her to give me a call.
Will do. I married way out of my league in a lot of ways. One day she will wise up so you’ll have a good shot.
I rub anal secretions from rattlesnakes on my kicks to keep them looking and feeling good. You fags sound like pussies.
Told my wife “Swaye says he isn’t bitter about the addidas shoes because he has his own.”
Before I could fucking show her she said “moccasins! Can’t blame him, they’re comfy as hell.”
I said the guys are all talking about how to protect their shoes, and I asked how she thinks Swaye does his. Her response?
“Snake venom”.
Fucking close enough.
Meanwhile she’s been laughing at retarded Michigan all morning.
You really talk to your wife about this board? I hide my phone when she looks over, probably thinks I'm on Tinder.
Yeah man. All the time.
This morning we were laughing about BTP in the alcohol thread and remembering what it was like to just be focused on getting pissed with no brakes to control the decent and regardless of quality of alcohol. Then we appreciated HouHusky’s discussion of good bourbon and alcohol infused cocktails.
The bourbon caramel milkshake at Bobby Flay’s Burgers in Vegas on a 100 degree day was fucking money.
But anyway, yeah I talk about HH all the time, show her gifs, tell her what’s being discussed. She finds it hilarious. But I also married a cool ass chick.
She does sound awesome.
Should you two ever breakup tell her to give me a call.
If I can get in on this I have a divorce lawyer on speed dial.
edit: I tried to be cool like @DoogCourics and showed this to CLS. She hit me in the head with a large scented candle.
Mrs. hates scented candles. She goes for the fake ones with batteries without scent because it doesn’t “make the house smell like goddamn bath and body works”.
I don’t mention the many lotions and foot scrubs and bath add ins from bath and body works because I’m not an idiot.
I rub anal secretions from rattlesnakes on my kicks to keep them looking and feeling good. You fags sound like pussies.
Told my wife “Swaye says he isn’t bitter about the addidas shoes because he has his own.”
Before I could fucking show her she said “moccasins! Can’t blame him, they’re comfy as hell.”
I said the guys are all talking about how to protect their shoes, and I asked how she thinks Swaye does his. Her response?
“Snake venom”.
Fucking close enough.
Meanwhile she’s been laughing at retarded Michigan all morning.
You really talk to your wife about this board? I hide my phone when she looks over, probably thinks I'm on Tinder.
Yeah man. All the time.
This morning we were laughing about BTP in the alcohol thread and remembering what it was like to just be focused on getting pissed with no brakes to control the decent and regardless of quality of alcohol. Then we appreciated HouHusky’s discussion of good bourbon and alcohol infused cocktails.
The bourbon caramel milkshake at Bobby Flay’s Burgers in Vegas on a 100 degree day was fucking money.
But anyway, yeah I talk about HH all the time, show her gifs, tell her what’s being discussed. She finds it hilarious. But I also married a cool ass chick.
I seriously doubt Fudgie is drinking decent booze. And if he is, it's being wasted.
I rub anal secretions from rattlesnakes on my kicks to keep them looking and feeling good. You fags sound like pussies.
Told my wife “Swaye says he isn’t bitter about the addidas shoes because he has his own.”
Before I could fucking show her she said “moccasins! Can’t blame him, they’re comfy as hell.”
I said the guys are all talking about how to protect their shoes, and I asked how she thinks Swaye does his. Her response?
“Snake venom”.
Fucking close enough.
Meanwhile she’s been laughing at retarded Michigan all morning.
You really talk to your wife about this board? I hide my phone when she looks over, probably thinks I'm on Tinder.
Yeah man. All the time.
This morning we were laughing about BTP in the alcohol thread and remembering what it was like to just be focused on getting pissed with no brakes to control the decent and regardless of quality of alcohol. Then we appreciated HouHusky’s discussion of good bourbon and alcohol infused cocktails.
The bourbon caramel milkshake at Bobby Flay’s Burgers in Vegas on a 100 degree day was fucking money.
But anyway, yeah I talk about HH all the time, show her gifs, tell her what’s being discussed. She finds it hilarious. But I also married a cool ass chick.
What’s the best spray to use for protecting shoes? Brand?
Good question @Postal91. Hopefully someone will chime in. I did a quick search and looks like Kiwi, Scotchgard, and Crep make good shoe spray products. I guess the big thing is to remove the laces before applying the product... & you need to do multiple applications.
I use this on backpacks, shoes, boots, jackets, canopy, rain fly, hats, pants, and 1 sock. It works fine, you may be able to find better. I always do at least 2 coats and about once a year depending on how frequently I'm using the gear. It has slightly darkened nylon material but it's not ruined anything. The debates are usually between water, or silicone based. I have not had as good of luck with water based.
I rub anal secretions from rattlesnakes on my kicks to keep them looking and feeling good. You fags sound like pussies.
Told my wife “Swaye says he isn’t bitter about the addidas shoes because he has his own.”
Before I could fucking show her she said “moccasins! Can’t blame him, they’re comfy as hell.”
I said the guys are all talking about how to protect their shoes, and I asked how she thinks Swaye does his. Her response?
“Snake venom”.
Fucking close enough.
Meanwhile she’s been laughing at retarded Michigan all morning.
You really talk to your wife about this board? I hide my phone when she looks over, probably thinks I'm on Tinder.
Yeah man. All the time.
This morning we were laughing about BTP in the alcohol thread and remembering what it was like to just be focused on getting pissed with no brakes to control the decent and regardless of quality of alcohol. Then we appreciated HouHusky’s discussion of good bourbon and alcohol infused cocktails.
The bourbon caramel milkshake at Bobby Flay’s Burgers in Vegas on a 100 degree day was fucking money.
But anyway, yeah I talk about HH all the time, show her gifs, tell her what’s being discussed. She finds it hilarious. But I also married a cool ass chick.
Ah fuck. Didn’t mean to do that. I blame my right thumb that scrolls at the same spot as the chincredibles. I sometimes also give people unintended Fuck Offs or Not Your Best Efforts. I see it later and remove it.
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This morning we were laughing about BTP in the alcohol thread and remembering what it was like to just be focused on getting pissed with no brakes to control the decent and regardless of quality of alcohol. Then we appreciated HouHusky’s discussion of good bourbon and alcohol infused cocktails.
The bourbon caramel milkshake at Bobby Flay’s Burgers in Vegas on a 100 degree day was fucking money.
But anyway, yeah I talk about HH all the time, show her gifs, tell her what’s being discussed. She finds it hilarious. But I also married a cool ass chick.
Should you two ever breakup tell her to give me a call.
edit: I tried to be cool like @DoogCourics and showed this to CLS. She hit me in the head with a large scented candle.
Will do. I married way out of my league in a lot of ways. One day she will wise up so you’ll have a good shot.
Mrs. hates scented candles. She goes for the fake ones with batteries without scent because it doesn’t “make the house smell like goddamn bath and body works”.
I don’t mention the many lotions and foot scrubs and bath add ins from bath and body works because I’m not an idiot.
You have been corrupted with the self-chin.
As I have my self chincredible.
I ask for forgiveness!