How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
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Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10 2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10 3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10 4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10 5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10
Confucius say a cloth Husky shall swaye on poles amidst a cheering crowd. Be warned. The celestial heavens open to him and reveal the prophetic truth of who will win the Sweet Sixteen:
I'm a 13 seed? I'm not a blue blood but I've lingered long enough to be more than a 13 seed. This is not as chinspiring as I'd hoped for.
Much love for you my OG bro but my algorithm scraped your past 1,000 posts and 981 of them were regurgitated "thanks Taft" and other likewise efforts. Alas
Your algorithm might be off. Using Vanilla's advanced search function, I found 801 "Thanks Taft!" messages on the board. Out of the first 40, 28 were mine for 70%. Overall, I'm at approximately 560 "Thanks Taft!" type messages so tell your algorithm to suck it!
How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
-------
Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10 2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10 3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10 4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10 5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10
Confucius say a cloth Husky shall swaye on poles amidst a cheering crowd. Be warned. The celestial heavens open to him and reveal the prophetic truth of who will win the Sweet Sixteen:
I interpret this as @Swaye will win the whole thing? Damnit Swaye.
How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
-------
Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10 2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10 3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10 4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10 5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10
Confucius say a cloth Husky shall swaye on poles amidst a cheering crowd. Be warned. The celestial heavens open to him and reveal the prophetic truth of who will win the Sweet Sixteen:
I interpret this as @Swaye will win the whole thing? Damnit Swaye.
How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
-------
Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10 2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10 3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10 4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10 5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10
Confucius say a cloth Husky shall swaye on poles amidst a cheering crowd. Be warned. The celestial heavens open to him and reveal the prophetic truth of who will win the Sweet Sixteen:
I interpret this as @Swaye will win the whole thing? Damnit Swaye.
Confucius is wise.
Confucius is not wise. He say man from Texas beat Yellow Man. Why would a China Man say such a thing?
I'm a 13 seed? I'm not a blue blood but I've lingered long enough to be more than a 13 seed. This is not as chinspiring as I'd hoped for.
Much love for you my OG bro but my algorithm scraped your past 1,000 posts and 981 of them were regurgitated "thanks Taft" and other likewise efforts. Alas
Your algorithm might be off. Using Vanilla's advanced search function, I found 801 "Thanks Taft!" messages on the board. Out of the first 40, 28 were mine for 70%. Overall, I'm at approximately 560 "Thanks Taft!" type messages so tell your algorithm to suck it!
How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
-------
Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10 2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10 3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10 4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10 5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10
Confucius say a cloth Husky shall swaye on poles amidst a cheering crowd. Be warned. The celestial heavens open to him and reveal the prophetic truth of who will win the Sweet Sixteen:
I interpret this as @Swaye will win the whole thing? Damnit Swaye.
This is actually what I picture swaye looking like. We already know these words would?have come out his mouwf.
How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
-------
Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10 2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10 3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10 4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10 5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10
Confucius say a cloth Husky shall swaye on poles amidst a cheering crowd. Be warned. The celestial heavens open to him and reveal the prophetic truth of who will win the Sweet Sixteen:
I interpret this as @Swaye will win the whole thing? Damnit Swaye.
This is actually what I picture swaye looking like. We already know these words would?have come out his mouwf.
You picture Swaye looking like James Purefoy's Mark Antony from HBO's Rome? That's like...the highest praise you can give someone.
How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
-------
Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10 2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10 3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10 4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10 5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10
Confucius say a cloth Husky shall swaye on poles amidst a cheering crowd. Be warned. The celestial heavens open to him and reveal the prophetic truth of who will win the Sweet Sixteen:
I interpret this as @Swaye will win the whole thing? Damnit Swaye.
This is actually what I picture swaye looking like. We already know these words would?have come out his mouwf.
You picture Swaye looking like James Purefoy's Mark Antony from HBO's Rome? That's like...the highest praise you can give someone.
How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
-------
Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10 2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10 3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10 4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10 5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10
Confucius say a cloth Husky shall swaye on poles amidst a cheering crowd. Be warned. The celestial heavens open to him and reveal the prophetic truth of who will win the Sweet Sixteen:
I interpret this as @Swaye will win the whole thing? Damnit Swaye.
This is actually what I picture swaye looking like. We already know these words would?have come out his mouwf.
You picture Swaye looking like James Purefoy's Mark Antony from HBO's Rome? That's like...the highest praise you can give someone.
James Purefoy...
Raawwwwrrrrrr...
Yep, you shoulda let swaye knock you up when you had the chance.
How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
-------
Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10 2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10 3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10 4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10 5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10
Confucius say a cloth Husky shall swaye on poles amidst a cheering crowd. Be warned. The celestial heavens open to him and reveal the prophetic truth of who will win the Sweet Sixteen:
I interpret this as @Swaye will win the whole thing? Damnit Swaye.
This is actually what I picture swaye looking like. We already know these words would?have come out his mouwf.
You picture Swaye looking like James Purefoy's Mark Antony from HBO's Rome? That's like...the highest praise you can give someone.
How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
-------
Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10 2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10 3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10 4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10 5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10
Confucius say a cloth Husky shall swaye on poles amidst a cheering crowd. Be warned. The celestial heavens open to him and reveal the prophetic truth of who will win the Sweet Sixteen:
I interpret this as @Swaye will win the whole thing? Damnit Swaye.
Confucius is wise.
Confucius is not wise. He say man from Texas beat Yellow Man. Why would a China Man say such a thing?
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