How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
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Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10 2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10 3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10 4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10 5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10
Thoroughly enjoying voting against everyone who fucked me over. I will have my vengeance. In this life or the next.
Not only did I vote for you, I lobbied for you, and used alts.
I knew that not voting for you meant I would get up one morning and all of my tires would be slashed and a kitty litter box full of turds would be all over the windshield.
You should have banned dissenting opinions. Stalin weeps!
I can't even hold my voting block together at this point. This rabble is uncontrollable. Like Cfetters at an all you can eat nacho bar.
Right @Swaye ?? I feel like I've eaten 81 bags of Tim's Chips with the amount of salty vagjzeen revenge voting. I couldn't even keep @creepycoug on Team Yella through 2 rounds.
You voted for base and he isn’t even fucking here to vote for you now.
You made that bed now sleep in it.
Did you see his shirt at the Rose Bowl tailgate?
I’m fucking pour so unless he made it on ESPN that day, no.
How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
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Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10 2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10 3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10 4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10 5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10
Confucius say this war was never for the TBS, but it was certainly to crush the vanities of the uncivilized HH heathens that could dare to attack the sancity of our free speech institutions. Soon, our enemies will employ crooked minds to sabotage the TBS honour and culture. We have proved how offensive we can become if someone dares us. Now the nights shall be peaceful and loving. No fear shall ever encroach our hearts. Vote RaceBannon.
How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
-------
Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10 2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10 3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10 4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10 5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10
Confucius say this war was never for the TBS, but it was certainly to crush the vanities of the uncivilized HH heathens that could dare to attack the sancity of our free speech institutions. Soon, our enemies will employ crooked minds to sabotage the TBS honour and culture. We have proved how offensive we can become if someone dares us. Now the nights shall be peaceful and loving. No fear shall ever encroach our hearts. Vote RaceBannon.
You owe your free speech to some of those heathens. Dumbass.
How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
-------
Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10 2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10 3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10 4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10 5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the game Circle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10
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How the standings look after two rounds of carnage:
OG Chinsanity:
Millennial Madness:
Eccentric Ejaculation:
Misfit Mayhem aka Coker and the 7 Dwarves
-------
Most intriguing S16 matchups IMO:
1. @dnc vs @RaceBannon -- Titan vs Titan. Unstoppable force meets immovable object. Someone hold me. Hype meter: 11/10
2. @Dennis_DeYoung 2. vs @GrundleStiltzkin -- Two widely different yet beloved styles clash. Super fascinating. Hype meter: 10/10
3. @YellowSnow vs @WilburHooksHands -- Likable, chill outdoorsy guy vs arguably the most hilarious poster ever to grace HH. Fishing vs TSIO. Rowing vs the sole hand of Wilbur Hooks (lol). Hype meter: 9.5/10
4. @Gladstone vs @backthepack -- maybe the storyline of the tournament thus far, as BTP knocked off blue blood power @RoadDawg55 in an upset for the ages. Does his magical run continue? Hype meter: 7.5/10
5. @Swaye vs @Mad_Son -- The Indian vs the Semite. Drunk vs Drunk. Early Vegas odds have Swaye as a heavy favorite, but that's why they play the
gameCircle Jerk. Hype meter: 7/10Who's next???
Oh
Bannon's a legend and rightfully so.
Me against the world on this one.
Bring it on.
This is my future and we all know it.
The Throbber is in the alley getting a handy from Joan.