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backthepack

Pup was clear all along. He tore both acl's as a sophomore, couldnt turn out his immense talent at WR. But ole pumpee turned to downhill, partying and pussy gettin. No regrets. You? Getting pussy didnt happen...and still hasnt.

Maybe when you graduate and buy a new Nissan Sentra, 4-door, you can find a fur ride. I wont put money on it, but if you need a short-term loan for the car and a hooker i can hit u up. The reschedule payment is firm..so pay on time. Double Rub id recommend. I dont think the one jimmy will stay on your little guy when you shoot after 3 pumps. The 1st time never goes well

dnc

You are an insufferable dipshit, under 90 on iq scale, unable to insult anyone without ironically insulting yourself with your vocabulary and mental capacity, emotional issues from getting boofed by your step dad at age 6-12, dropping out in grade 10, no job, no future, hiding at HH on the public library wifi, getting strange looks from even the hideous bitches there...i feel sorry for u fudge so ill lay off

YellowSnow

A dying brand, but still...

LoneStarDawg

Reschedule payments are no joke, you can get your wheels repossessed

JaWarrenJaHooker

I am laughing so hard

BennyBeaver

Everyone knows that when you blow both ACLs you turn to skiing as your sport.

YellowSnow

BennyBeaver said:

Everyone knows that when you blow both ACLs you turn to skiing as your sport.

Also do ACL injuries happen in pairs typically?

PurpleBaze

YellowSnow said:

BennyBeaver said:

Everyone knows that when you blow both ACLs you turn to skiing as your sport.

Also do ACL injuries happen in pairs typically?

Yes, when you are a physically inferior specimen.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Do snowboarders even understand what a gold medal means?

Here's what a snowboarder says after placing..."it was sick' I'm so stoked, it was like sick and I'm sick and stoked, we should continue this Olympic thing...is this the first games? Did Red Bull put this thing on? I'm just so stoked...is this thing real gold?"

The Olympic committee invited these disrespectful little bastard snowboarders into the club for ratings. And ruined the tradition and integrity of the games in the process.

Pitchfork51

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Do snowboarders even understand what a gold medal means?

Here's what a snowboarder says after placing..."it was sick' I'm so stoked, it was like sick and I'm sick and stoked, we should continue this Olympic thing...is this the first games? Did Red Bull put this thing on? I'm just so stoked...is this thing real gold?"

The Olympic committee invited these disrespectful little bastard snowboarders into the club for ratings. And ruined the tradition and integrity of the games in the process.

Keep ur tips up



Bish

FireCohen

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Do snowboarders even understand what a gold medal means?

Here's what a snowboarder says after placing..."it was sick' I'm so stoked, it was like sick and I'm sick and stoked, we should continue this Olympic thing...is this the first games? Did Red Bull put this thing on? I'm just so stoked...is this thing real gold?"

The Olympic committee invited these disrespectful little bastard snowboarders into the club for ratings. And ruined the tradition and integrity of the games in the process.

hahahaha to use olympics and integrity in the same sentence

YellowSnow

I skied the 2002 Olympic Men’s Downhill course 2 weeks before the SLC games with 2 feet of fresh pow on it. My two non busted knees held up well. Lick my balls, Pumpeii.

dirtysouwfdawg

FirePete said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Do snowboarders even understand what a gold medal means?

Here's what a snowboarder says after placing..."it was sick' I'm so stoked, it was like sick and I'm sick and stoked, we should continue this Olympic thing...is this the first games? Did Red Bull put this thing on? I'm just so stoked...is this thing real gold?"

The Olympic committee invited these disrespectful little bastard snowboarders into the club for ratings. And ruined the tradition and integrity of the games in the process.

hahahaha to use olympics and integrity in the same sentence

The athletes village says 👋

DerekJohnson

YellowSnow said:

BennyBeaver said:

Everyone knows that when you blow both ACLs you turn to skiing as your sport.

Also do ACL injuries happen in pairs typically?

Yellow you dipshit. Pup played most of the season on a torn ACL. He tore the other one making the winning catch in the state championship game. Three weeks later he was on the slopes of Whistler. Breaking downhill records and snow bunny hearts. His golden locks flowing in the arctic breeze. Then it was to the lodge and fireplace, where the nekkid snow bunny would stretch out on the bearskin rug with her keister pointed skyward while Pup put a poundin to the roundin.

Meanwhile you and your cuntless friends were at your smoggy Lynnwood duplex eating Twizzlers and watching Golden Girls reruns. Holy fuckall!

Pitchfork51

Every pumpy post is progressively more retarded than the last

YellowSnow

DerekJohnson said:

YellowSnow said:

BennyBeaver said:

Everyone knows that when you blow both ACLs you turn to skiing as your sport.

Also do ACL injuries happen in pairs typically?

Yellow you dipshit. Pup played most of the season on a torn ACL. He tore the other one making the winning catch in the state championship game. Three weeks later he was on the slopes of Whistler. Breaking downhill records and snow bunny hearts. His golden locks flowing in the arctic breeze. Then it was to the lodge and fireplace, where the nekkid snow bunny would stretch out on the bearskin rug with her keister pointed skyward while Pup put a poundin to the roundin.

Meanwhile you and your cuntless friends were at your smoggy Lynnwood duplex eating Twizzlers and watching Golden Girls reruns. Holy fuckall!

See - this is what I'm talking about. The only thing that can save Pumpeii's dying brand, is immediate liquidation of the Ameritrade account and the hiring of a technically gifted ghost writer.

backthepack

DerekJohnson said:

YellowSnow said:

BennyBeaver said:

Everyone knows that when you blow both ACLs you turn to skiing as your sport.

Also do ACL injuries happen in pairs typically?

Yellow you dipshit. Pup played most of the season on a torn ACL. He tore the other one making the winning catch in the state championship game. Three weeks later he was on the slopes of Whistler. Breaking downhill records and snow bunny hearts. His golden locks flowing in the arctic breeze. Then it was to the lodge and fireplace, where the nekkid snow bunny would stretch out on the bearskin rug with her keister pointed skyward while Pup put a poundin to the roundin.

Meanwhile you and your cuntless friends were at your smoggy Lynnwood duplex eating Twizzlers and watching Golden Girls reruns. Holy fuckall!

LW winning a state championship in football?

I lol’d irl

DerekJohnson

fuck oh dear

PurpleBaze

@EwaDawg triggered.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

DerekJohnson said:

YellowSnow said:

BennyBeaver said:

Everyone knows that when you blow both ACLs you turn to skiing as your sport.

Also do ACL injuries happen in pairs typically?

Yellow you dipshit. Pup played most of the season on a torn ACL. He tore the other one making the winning catch in the state championship game. Three weeks later he was on the slopes of Whistler. Breaking downhill records and snow bunny hearts. His golden locks flowing in the arctic breeze. Then it was to the lodge and fireplace, where the nekkid snow bunny would stretch out on the bearskin rug with her keister pointed skyward while Pup put a poundin to the roundin.

Meanwhile you and your cuntless friends were at your smoggy Lynnwood duplex eating Twizzlers and watching Golden Girls reruns. Holy fuckall!

Things that never happened for 1,000 Alex

Long live Puppy though

Alexis

God these are good.