Everyone knows that when you blow both ACLs you turn to skiing as your sport.
Also do ACL injuries happen in pairs typically?
Yellow you dipshit. Pup played most of the season on a torn ACL. He tore the other one making the winning catch in the state championship game. Three weeks later he was on the slopes of Whistler. Breaking downhill records and snow bunny hearts. His golden locks flowing in the arctic breeze. Then it was to the lodge and fireplace, where the nekkid snow bunny would stretch out on the bearskin rug with her keister pointed skyward while Pup put a poundin to the roundin.
Meanwhile you and your cuntless friends were at your smoggy Lynnwood duplex eating Twizzlers and watching Golden Girls reruns. Holy fuckall!
See - this is what I'm talking about. The only thing that can save Pumpeii's dying brand, is immediate liquidation of the Ameritrade account and the hiring of a technically gifted ghost writer.
It was a decent effort on my part but a bit stilted
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