it is always speshual to get asked to back in just to be banned a week later
Cannot understand your English here, but I think? you are inferring we asked him back? Or are you saying he asked to come back? Allow me to elucidate.
The story is this....He asked to come back. He shit all over himself in the ETS with Twatter nonsense and general faggotry. I very publicly warned him to clean it up. He then went apeshit and started asking people for their addresses to fight them - a clear sign of a stable and well adjusted person. Then he begged me to not be banned publicly humiliating himself further. Then he went on a tirade and flagged about 50 of my posts (good thing @UW_Doog_Bot will never get that list out because I am fuct!). By this point Race and Princess J tag teamed him, because there was clearly blood in the water, and half the bored was starting threads asking for him to be banned. I asked Comrade Stalain for an emergency Central Committee session. His behavior was reviewed, and summary execution was decided on. Sentence was carried out last night, and the Road Kill tote bored was updated this morning. It really was a mercy killing though. Once the islanders have exposed your fleshy underbelly, it is only a matter of tim....
That's the whole story. And, as we were discussing this yesterday, I found myself thinking that just about every single person who has been asked to leave, and then begged to be let back in, has shit themselves upon their return. Every single time I can think of. Some of it is self inflicted. And to be honest, some of it is because these people ALWAYS get special attention from some of our guests who really enjoy rubbing salt into wounds to see where the pain threshold is. To be honest, that's how it should be. We say we are a mix of Lord of the Flies and Thunderdome here. Well, when someone proves they can't make it on the island once, they should be thoroughly tested for weakness when they swim back. And if found wanting....well....that's what huge rocks are for.
A couple of random observations and questions that don't require an answer:
1. How the fuck do you get banned from this place? I figure if you guys let me hanf around with no financial contribution that it's pretty much impossible to get the boot. I figure if Sledog and Stronghaieballz have a place, who doesn't? 2. Has anyone ever axed for my address? I'm guessing i've pushed one or two people over that line. it's funny af to know that it happens though. Cool. I'm getting too old to rumble at the 7-11 though. Even the one on Aurora ... near the U-district. 3. There is nothing worse than a @RaceBannon WTF campaign. NOTHING!! That old bastard has staying power and focus and will drive you to Raskolnikov-levels of bat shit. You don't want to be on the other side of one of those campaigns unless you have my level of Tuffness, forged down in Grays Harbor with even tuffer loggers. J? Such fag. If you can't handle J you deserve to DIAFF. Sorry J. I still love you man. 4. Only a matter of tim. Damn! You are en fuego today my man. 5. This place is not for everyone. Stipulated. You need a weird combination of balls, hot temper and indifference. It's a delicate mix. If you have no aggression, it's belly up tim and you won't last. If you have too much and lack the ability to peel off, also belly up/blood in the agua.
My mental tuffness acquired from many years as a tuff boat boi, enabled me to withstand the early @creepycoug onslaught of abuse.
That and the fact that you're 6'7" and go two-fiddy and could crush me in real life.
You actually are one of the more mentally tuff amongst us. When one of the local degenerates tries to loop you into the fast-strategy fray, you are remarkably disciplined at not taking the bait and leaving them out to dangle and dry.
Much respeck my row boat Consigliere. I've not once seen you lose your cool on HCH.
I'm only 6'6" 214, @creepycoug...thanks for calling me fat, pendejo.
But still, the only half brain I've met in real life, I'd be afraid of at 7-11 is @Gladstone . @PurpleJ sounds very concerning though because of the crazy factor. Might get shanked or something.
hurtful.
Ears not cauliflower enough. Reflexes too slow from roofies.
it is always speshual to get asked to back in just to be banned a week later
Cannot understand your English here, but I think? you are inferring we asked him back? Or are you saying he asked to come back? Allow me to elucidate.
The story is this....He asked to come back. He shit all over himself in the ETS with Twatter nonsense and general faggotry. I very publicly warned him to clean it up. He then went apeshit and started asking people for their addresses to fight them - a clear sign of a stable and well adjusted person. Then he begged me to not be banned publicly humiliating himself further. Then he went on a tirade and flagged about 50 of my posts (good thing @UW_Doog_Bot will never get that list out because I am fuct!). By this point Race and Princess J tag teamed him, because there was clearly blood in the water, and half the bored was starting threads asking for him to be banned. I asked Comrade Stalain for an emergency Central Committee session. His behavior was reviewed, and summary execution was decided on. Sentence was carried out last night, and the Road Kill tote bored was updated this morning. It really was a mercy killing though. Once the islanders have exposed your fleshy underbelly, it is only a matter of tim....
That's the whole story. And, as we were discussing this yesterday, I found myself thinking that just about every single person who has been asked to leave, and then begged to be let back in, has shit themselves upon their return. Every single time I can think of. Some of it is self inflicted. And to be honest, some of it is because these people ALWAYS get special attention from some of our guests who really enjoy rubbing salt into wounds to see where the pain threshold is. To be honest, that's how it should be. We say we are a mix of Lord of the Flies and Thunderdome here. Well, when someone proves they can't make it on the island once, they should be thoroughly tested for weakness when they swim back. And if found wanting....well....that's what huge rocks are for.
A couple of random observations and questions that don't require an answer:
1. How the fuck do you get banned from this place? I figure if you guys let me hanf around with no financial contribution that it's pretty much impossible to get the boot. I figure if Sledog and Stronghaieballz have a place, who doesn't? 2. Has anyone ever axed for my address? I'm guessing i've pushed one or two people over that line. it's funny af to know that it happens though. Cool. I'm getting too old to rumble at the 7-11 though. Even the one on Aurora ... near the U-district. 3. There is nothing worse than a @RaceBannon WTF campaign. NOTHING!! That old bastard has staying power and focus and will drive you to Raskolnikov-levels of bat shit. You don't want to be on the other side of one of those campaigns unless you have my level of Tuffness, forged down in Grays Harbor with even tuffer loggers. J? Such fag. If you can't handle J you deserve to DIAFF. Sorry J. I still love you man. 4. Only a matter of tim. Damn! You are en fuego today my man. 5. This place is not for everyone. Stipulated. You need a weird combination of balls, hot temper and indifference. It's a delicate mix. If you have no aggression, it's belly up tim and you won't last. If you have too much and lack the ability to peel off, also belly up/blood in the agua.
My mental tuffness acquired from many years as a tuff boat boi, enabled me to withstand the early @creepycoug onslaught of abuse.
That and the fact that you're 6'7" and go two-fiddy and could crush me in real life.
You actually are one of the more mentally tuff amongst us. When one of the local degenerates tries to loop you into the fast-strategy fray, you are remarkably disciplined at not taking the bait and leaving them out to dangle and dry.
Much respeck my row boat Consigliere. I've not once seen you lose your cool on HCH.
I'm only 6'6" 214, @creepycoug...thanks for calling me fat, pendejo.
But still, the only half brain I've met in real life, I'd be afraid of at 7-11 is @Gladstone . @PurpleJ sounds very concerning though because of the crazy factor. Might get shanked or something.
hurtful.
Ears not cauliflower enough. Reflexes too slow from roofies.
Ears not cauliflowered bc I spent a lot of tim winning
It's true that roofies slow me down. Per @backthepack you've gotta use a lot of them though.
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It's true that roofies slow me down. Per @backthepack you've gotta use a lot of them though.