Did I miss the Zone ban announcement?

GreenRiverGatorz

What a glorious new day here at HH. Good riddance and a merry early Christmas to every single one of us. FTG.

FireCohen

it is always speshual to get asked to back in just to be banned a week later

CuntWaffle

Only 30000 other poasters to go

PurpleJ

He died doing what he loved.

PurpleThrobber

This should move Hondo back up to #1 when next week's FS poll is released.

PurpleJ

PurpleJ said:

He died doing what he loved.

Getting railed by a bunch of strange men that he met on the internet.

2001400ex

PurpleThrobber said:

This should move Hondo back up to #1 when next week's FS poll is released.

Like I ever vacated the #1 spot shitdick.

PurpleThrobber

2001400ex said:

PurpleThrobber said:

This should move Hondo back up to #1 when next week's FS poll is released.

Like I ever vacated the #1 spot shitdick.

Technically, you can't rank the amateurs with the professionals.

Pitchfork51

My accountant has huge boobs

Swaye

FirePete said:

it is always speshual to get asked to back in just to be banned a week later

Cannot understand your English here, but I think? you are inferring we asked him back? Or are you saying he asked to come back? Allow me to elucidate.

The story is this....He asked to come back. He shit all over himself in the ETS with Twatter nonsense and general faggotry. I very publicly warned him to clean it up. He then went apeshit and started asking people for their addresses to fight them - a clear sign of a stable and well adjusted person. Then he begged me to not be banned publicly humiliating himself further. Then he went on a tirade and flagged about 50 of my posts (good thing @UW_Doog_Bot will never get that list out because I am fuct!). By this point Race and Princess J tag teamed him, because there was clearly blood in the water, and half the bored was starting threads asking for him to be banned. I asked Comrade Stalain for an emergency Central Committee session. His behavior was reviewed, and summary execution was decided on. Sentence was carried out last night, and the Road Kill tote bored was updated this morning. It really was a mercy killing though. Once the islanders have exposed your fleshy underbelly, it is only a matter of tim....

That's the whole story. And, as we were discussing this yesterday, I found myself thinking that just about every single person who has been asked to leave, and then begged to be let back in, has shit themselves upon their return. Every single time I can think of. Some of it is self inflicted. And to be honest, some of it is because these people ALWAYS get special attention from some of our guests who really enjoy rubbing salt into wounds to see where the pain threshold is. To be honest, that's how it should be. We say we are a mix of Lord of the Flies and Thunderdome here. Well, when someone proves they can't make it on the island once, they should be thoroughly tested for weakness when they swim back. And if found wanting....well....that's what huge rocks are for.

Pitchfork51

Wait which one of these jokers was zone

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Wait which one of these jokers was zone

The fat one who got crushed to death. Worried about u Fork!

creepycoug

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

it is always speshual to get asked to back in just to be banned a week later

Cannot understand your English here, but I think? you are inferring we asked him back? Or are you saying he asked to come back? Allow me to elucidate.

The story is this....He asked to come back. He shit all over himself in the ETS with Twatter nonsense and general faggotry. I very publicly warned him to clean it up. He then went apeshit and started asking people for their addresses to fight them - a clear sign of a stable and well adjusted person. Then he begged me to not be banned publicly humiliating himself further. Then he went on a tirade and flagged about 50 of my posts (good thing @UW_Doog_Bot will never get that list out because I am fuct!). By this point Race and Princess J tag teamed him, because there was clearly blood in the water, and half the bored was starting threads asking for him to be banned. I asked Comrade Stalain for an emergency Central Committee session. His behavior was reviewed, and summary execution was decided on. Sentence was carried out last night, and the Road Kill tote bored was updated this morning. It really was a mercy killing though. Once the islanders have exposed your fleshy underbelly, it is only a matter of tim....

That's the whole story. And, as we were discussing this yesterday, I found myself thinking that just about every single person who has been asked to leave, and then begged to be let back in, has shit themselves upon their return. Every single time I can think of. Some of it is self inflicted. And to be honest, some of it is because these people ALWAYS get special attention from some of our guests who really enjoy rubbing salt into wounds to see where the pain threshold is. To be honest, that's how it should be. We say we are a mix of Lord of the Flies and Thunderdome here. Well, when someone proves they can't make it on the island once, they should be thoroughly tested for weakness when they swim back. And if found wanting....well....that's what huge rocks are for.

A couple of random observations and questions that don't require an answer:

1. How the fuck do you get banned from this place? I figure if you guys let me hanf around with no financial contribution that it's pretty much impossible to get the boot. I figure if Sledog and Stronghaieballz have a place, who doesn't?
2. Has anyone ever axed for my address? I'm guessing i've pushed one or two people over that line. it's funny af to know that it happens though. Cool. I'm getting too old to rumble at the 7-11 though. Even the one on Aurora ... near the U-district.
3. There is nothing worse than a @RaceBannon WTF campaign. NOTHING!! That old bastard has staying power and focus and will drive you to Raskolnikov-levels of bat shit. You don't want to be on the other side of one of those campaigns unless you have my level of Tuffness, forged down in Grays Harbor with even tuffer loggers. J? Such fag. If you can't handle J you deserve to DIAFF. Sorry J. I still love you man.
4. Only a matter of tim. Damn! You are en fuego today my man.
5. This place is not for everyone. Stipulated. You need a weird combination of balls, hot temper and indifference. It's a delicate mix. If you have no aggression, it's belly up tim and you won't last. If you have too much and lack the ability to peel off, also belly up/blood in the agua.

creepycoug

PurpleThrobber said:

This should move Hondo back up to #1 when next week's FS poll is released.

If Hondo or Bob are ever expelled, the Tug ratings will drop through the floor.

@Swaye ... do we have a data analyst on staff? Have the millenial run an analysis of Tug traffic with and w/o Bob and Hondo. It would be chintresting either way.

Swaye

creepycoug said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

it is always speshual to get asked to back in just to be banned a week later

Cannot understand your English here, but I think? you are inferring we asked him back? Or are you saying he asked to come back? Allow me to elucidate.

The story is this....He asked to come back. He shit all over himself in the ETS with Twatter nonsense and general faggotry. I very publicly warned him to clean it up. He then went apeshit and started asking people for their addresses to fight them - a clear sign of a stable and well adjusted person. Then he begged me to not be banned publicly humiliating himself further. Then he went on a tirade and flagged about 50 of my posts (good thing @UW_Doog_Bot will never get that list out because I am fuct!). By this point Race and Princess J tag teamed him, because there was clearly blood in the water, and half the bored was starting threads asking for him to be banned. I asked Comrade Stalain for an emergency Central Committee session. His behavior was reviewed, and summary execution was decided on. Sentence was carried out last night, and the Road Kill tote bored was updated this morning. It really was a mercy killing though. Once the islanders have exposed your fleshy underbelly, it is only a matter of tim....

That's the whole story. And, as we were discussing this yesterday, I found myself thinking that just about every single person who has been asked to leave, and then begged to be let back in, has shit themselves upon their return. Every single time I can think of. Some of it is self inflicted. And to be honest, some of it is because these people ALWAYS get special attention from some of our guests who really enjoy rubbing salt into wounds to see where the pain threshold is. To be honest, that's how it should be. We say we are a mix of Lord of the Flies and Thunderdome here. Well, when someone proves they can't make it on the island once, they should be thoroughly tested for weakness when they swim back. And if found wanting....well....that's what huge rocks are for.

A couple of random observations and questions that don't require an answer:

1. How the fuck do you get banned from this place? I figure if you guys let me hanf around with no financial contribution that it's pretty much impossible to get the boot. I figure if Sledog and Stronghaieballz have a place, who doesn't?

You have to either want it to happen for strange internal reasons, or be socially retarded on some level.

2. Has anyone ever axed for my address? I'm guessing i've pushed one or two people over that line. it's funny af to know that it happens though. Cool. I'm getting too old to rumble at the 7-11 though. Even the one on Aurora ... near the U-district.

Nobody wants to fight you. I have it on good authority they are afraid you will sue their ass.

3. There is nothing worse than a @RaceBannon WTF campaign. NOTHING!! That old bastard has staying power and focus and will drive you to Raskolnikov-levels of bat shit. You don't want to be on the other side of one of those campaigns unless you have my level of Tuffness, forged down in Grays Harbor with even tuffer loggers. J? Such fag. If you can't handle J you deserve to DIAFF. Sorry J. I still love you man.

Don't sleep on Princess. He is a finely crafted instrument when it comes to never ending irritation. He is basically the irradiated chigger (thats a burrowing bug that itches like hell you idiots not what all you race queers want to make it. /Orkin/Flex) of HH. And Race, well fuck, get into it with him and it's Total War.

4. Only a matter of tim. Damn! You are en fuego today my man.

TMFMS

5. This place is not for everyone. Stipulated. You need a weird combination of balls, hot temper and indifference. It's a delicate mix. If you have no aggression, it's belly up tim and you won't last. If you have too much and lack the ability to peel off, also belly up/blood in the agua.

You nailed it. This place can be TUFF. It's even worse when you are stupid and have the self control of a 2 year old. It does take a special combo to survive here, and a super special mix to thrive.

PurpleJ

TUFF longshoreman and crips >>>> faggy loggers playing with thick wood all day

creepycoug

Swaye said:

creepycoug said:

Swaye said:

FirePete said:

it is always speshual to get asked to back in just to be banned a week later

Cannot understand your English here, but I think? you are inferring we asked him back? Or are you saying he asked to come back? Allow me to elucidate.

The story is this....He asked to come back. He shit all over himself in the ETS with Twatter nonsense and general faggotry. I very publicly warned him to clean it up. He then went apeshit and started asking people for their addresses to fight them - a clear sign of a stable and well adjusted person. Then he begged me to not be banned publicly humiliating himself further. Then he went on a tirade and flagged about 50 of my posts (good thing @UW_Doog_Bot will never get that list out because I am fuct!). By this point Race and Princess J tag teamed him, because there was clearly blood in the water, and half the bored was starting threads asking for him to be banned. I asked Comrade Stalain for an emergency Central Committee session. His behavior was reviewed, and summary execution was decided on. Sentence was carried out last night, and the Road Kill tote bored was updated this morning. It really was a mercy killing though. Once the islanders have exposed your fleshy underbelly, it is only a matter of tim....

That's the whole story. And, as we were discussing this yesterday, I found myself thinking that just about every single person who has been asked to leave, and then begged to be let back in, has shit themselves upon their return. Every single time I can think of. Some of it is self inflicted. And to be honest, some of it is because these people ALWAYS get special attention from some of our guests who really enjoy rubbing salt into wounds to see where the pain threshold is. To be honest, that's how it should be. We say we are a mix of Lord of the Flies and Thunderdome here. Well, when someone proves they can't make it on the island once, they should be thoroughly tested for weakness when they swim back. And if found wanting....well....that's what huge rocks are for.

A couple of random observations and questions that don't require an answer:

1. How the fuck do you get banned from this place? I figure if you guys let me hanf around with no financial contribution that it's pretty much impossible to get the boot. I figure if Sledog and Stronghaieballz have a place, who doesn't?

You have to either want it to happen for strange internal reasons, or be socially retarded on some level.

2. Has anyone ever axed for my address? I'm guessing i've pushed one or two people over that line. it's funny af to know that it happens though. Cool. I'm getting too old to rumble at the 7-11 though. Even the one on Aurora ... near the U-district.

Nobody wants to fight you. I have it on good authority they are afraid you will sue their ass.

3. There is nothing worse than a @RaceBannon WTF campaign. NOTHING!! That old bastard has staying power and focus and will drive you to Raskolnikov-levels of bat shit. You don't want to be on the other side of one of those campaigns unless you have my level of Tuffness, forged down in Grays Harbor with even tuffer loggers. J? Such fag. If you can't handle J you deserve to DIAFF. Sorry J. I still love you man.

Don't sleep on Princess. He is a finely crafted instrument when it comes to never ending irritation. He is basically the irradiated chigger (thats a burrowing bug that itches like hell you idiots not what all you race queers want to make it. /Orkin/Flex) of HH. And Race, well fuck, get into it with him and it's Total War.

4. Only a matter of tim. Damn! You are en fuego today my man.

TMFMS

5. This place is not for everyone. Stipulated. You need a weird combination of balls, hot temper and indifference. It's a delicate mix. If you have no aggression, it's belly up tim and you won't last. If you have too much and lack the ability to peel off, also belly up/blood in the agua.

You nailed it. This place can be TUFF. It's even worse when you are stupid and have the self control of a 2 year old. It does take a special combo to survive here, and a super special mix to thrive.

finely crafted instrument when it comes to never ending irritation

this is going into the rotation.

GrundleStiltzkin

creepycoug said:

PurpleThrobber said:

This should move Hondo back up to #1 when next week's FS poll is released.

If Hondo or Bob are ever expelled, the Tug ratings will drop through the floor.

@Swaye ... do we have a data analyst on staff? Have the millenial run an analysis of Tug traffic with and w/o Bob and Hondo. It would be chintresting either way.

Hondo should never be banned. Why he stays on his own accord is more mysterious.

Swaye

creepycoug said:

PurpleThrobber said:

This should move Hondo back up to #1 when next week's FS poll is released.

If Hondo or Bob are ever expelled, the Tug ratings will drop through the floor.

@Swaye ... do we have a data analyst on staff? Have the millenial run an analysis of Tug traffic with and w/o Bob and Hondo. It would be chintresting either way.

Bob and Hondo have become sort of a chinstitution around here. We could live without Hondo now though because of #TeamHondoBros. They all say the same shit anyway.

creepycoug

PurpleJ said:

TUFF longshoreman and crips >>>> faggy loggers playing with thick wood all day

nothing is tuffer than people who play with fat wood all day Princess. nothing.

Swaye

GrundleStiltzkin said:

creepycoug said:

PurpleThrobber said:

This should move Hondo back up to #1 when next week's FS poll is released.

If Hondo or Bob are ever expelled, the Tug ratings will drop through the floor.

@Swaye ... do we have a data analyst on staff? Have the millenial run an analysis of Tug traffic with and w/o Bob and Hondo. It would be chintresting either way.

Hondo should never be banned. Why he stays on his own accord is more mysterious.

So much THIS.